Prince Charming walks into a bar.
'Why do you look so glum?' the barman asks.
'I was in the forest when I saw Snow White asleep,' he explains. A dwarf said she's eaten a poison apple and could only be revived by a kiss of love. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. I tried a deep kiss. Nothing. Before I knew it I was making love to her, and suddenly, she screamed: 'Oh yes!'
'That's great!' the barman gasped. 'Then she's alive!'
'Alas no,' Prince Charming replied, sadly. 'She was faking it.'