1. Exclamation, Round Table Member with Missing Areas. O Holy Night
2. Boulder of the Tiny Tinkling Metal Spheres. Jingle Bell Rock
3. Vehicular Homicide was Committed on Dad's Mom by a Precipitous Darling. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
4. Wanted in December: Top Forward Incisors. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
5. A Shrink's Hotel Room. Nutcracker Suite (LOL!)
6. The Lad Is a Diminutive Percussionist. The Little Drummer Boy
7. Sir Lancelot with Larnyngitis. Silent Night
8. Cup-shaped Objects of the Color of the Second Place Olympic Medal. Silver Bells
9. Exclamation, Small Israeli Urban Center. O Little Town of Bethlehem
10. Far Off in a Trough. Away in a Manger
11. Kong, Lear and Cole-- That's Us! We Three Kings of Orient Are
12. Duodecimal Enumeration of the Passage of the Yuletide Season. The Twelve Days of Christmas
13. Leave the Broadcast from an Elevation. Go Tell It on the Mountain
14. Our Fervent Hope is that You Enjoy Immensely Your Yuletide Season. We Wish You a Merry Christmas
15. Listen, the Cherubic Messengers are Proclaiming Tunefully! Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
16. Elation to the Entire Planet! Joy to the World
17. Do You Perceive the Same Vibrations that Stimulate my Auditory Sense Organs? Do You Hear What I Hear?
18. Parent was Observed Suck-facing Kris! I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
19. May the Deity Bestow Sleep on Ecstatic Males. God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
20. An Event on a Cloudless Witching Hour. It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
21. Uncouth Dolf with a Flaming Proboscis is Aware of the Nature of Precipitation. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
22. As the Wooly Animal Guardians Protected their Charges in the Dark Hours. As Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night
23. Yours Truly Beheld a Troika of Nautical Vessels. I Saw Three Ships
24. Pet-Bothering Insects that have a Patriarch in the Armada. Good King Wenceslas (am I right on this one?)
25. Punch Out the Passages! Deck the Halls