I always look forward to your recaps, Jim, but why do you save the best for last?
"You just can't go far with stupid" had me ROTFLOL and thinking "right on" at the same time. The "eaten by a monkey, dude" just has me looking forward to Thursday.
Now if you really want to get on Survivor, and heavens knows I hope you do, put a few more zinggers like that into your columns or go on a full out rant. I bet that they
couldn't resist the sound bites that would be possible.