How about Tom Cruise from Jerry Maguire in his monologue starting with "It's a cynical world" and ending with "you complete me".

Ok...let's talk the classics:

 

May the force be with you.

 

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.  (I know, someone listed it...but it deserves mention again.)

 

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

 

You talking to me?

 

If you build it, he will come.

 

There's no crying...there's no crying in baseball.

 

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father, prepare to die.

 

I'll be back.  (Any Schwarzenegger movie)

 

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

 

Follow the yellow brick road.

 

I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore.

 

Go ahead, make my day.

 

Then there's these that I just like:

 

Dyin ain't much of a livin boy.  (Josey Wales)

 

But these go to 11.  (Spinal Tap)

 

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?  (Reservoir Dogs)

 

The first rule of Fight Club is, you dont' talk about Fight Club (and so on)

 

Excuse me while I whip this out.  (Blaxzing Saddles)

 

That's what I've got off the top of my head.

 

Jim

"Bond... James Bond"

"I LIKE YOU JUST AS YOU ARE!!"...............................................still waiting to hear those words (boo hoo) from Bridgette Jones

Are you feeling lucky?  Well are you punk?

"You're gonna need a bigger boat" is a fave.  And there's a word from A Christmas Story that I always use instead of swearing in front of my son.  The father yells it when he's down in the basement fussing with the furnace, and I couldn't spell it if I tried but it's "hosticklefifer" - just love that one!

 

 

 

How about Bush from Fahrenheit talking, while on vacation before 9/11, about his plans for the Iraq War and then saying "Now, watch this drive" as he swung his driver off the tee. 

 

Bush is a personable guy really and pretty funny.  When he laughs while making his shoulders go up and down just cracks me up.  I heard that when Al Franken commented about this to Barbara Bush, she discontinued speaking with him.  Then when Bush is in there buying ribs at the restaurant... he's good at comedy and should go on Saturday Night Live like Clinton.

 

 

May the Swartz be with you !! (Mel brooks - too funny)

 

No no no  -  here’s a good one

 

Vegas Vacation  (Tour guide at Hoover Dam)
"Welcome to the Dam tour. These are the Dam walls that hold back the Dam water. Take all the Dam pictures you want. Are there any Dam questions ?"

 

(Randy Quad) "Yeah, Where can I get some Dam bait."