Are computers Male or Female? Decide for yourself! |
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Reasons to believe computers are Female: | | Reasons to believe computers are Male: |
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. | | 1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. |
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. | | 2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. |
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". | | 3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. |
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. | | 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. |
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. | | 5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night. |