**I'm the life of the party .. even when it lasts 'till 8 p.m.
 **I'm very good at opening child-proof caps .. with a hammer.
**I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.
 **I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid.
 **I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
 **I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
 **I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.
 **I'm very good at telling stories..over & over & over & over & over--
**I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.
 **I'm so cared for; long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.
 **I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, politicians...
 **I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
 **I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
 **I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh....
 **I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the storeroom.
 **I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
 **I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
 **I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
 **I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, Cd's, IRA's, AARP
**I'm wondering if you're only as old as you feel.. Am I 150?
 **I'm anti-everything: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-inflammatory....
 **I'm supporting all movements.. by eating bran, prunes & raisins.
 **I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life.
 **Do I have Alzheimer's? I don't remember. But, I'm happy, I think

**I'm adding that I lose my cell phone and lose my remotes...oh yeah

& my keys