Got this from a teacher friend...do not know who wrote it, but thought it was very clever.
Down the Chimney (?)
'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They wanted my pay To give to the others Who had not worked a day! He snatched up my money And quick as a wink Jumped back on his bandwagon As I gagged from the stink He then rallied his henchmen Who were pulling his cart I could tell they were out To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On Acorn, On Pelosi' He screamed at the pairs! They took off for his cause And as he flew out of sight I heard him laugh at the nation Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think On this one final note- IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM, GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
I got it in an email several days ago. These things get around fast, and no I'm sorry, I don't know who wrote it. I've gotten some of my stuff emailed back to me with another name on it, so once they go into cyberspace I guess they belong to the stars! Get the gag bag ready for tomorrow.