Got this from a teacher friend...do not know who wrote it, but thought it was very clever.

 Down the Chimney (?)

 'Twas the night before elections
 And all through the town
 Tempers were flaring
 Emotions all up and down!
 I, in my bathrobe
 With a cat in my lap
 Had cut off the TV
 Tired of political crap.
 When all of a sudden
 There arose such a noise
 I peered out of my window
 Saw Obama and his boys
 They had come for my wallet
 They wanted my pay
 To give to the others
 Who had not worked a day!
 He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
 He then rallied his henchmen
 Who were pulling his cart
 I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
 
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
 On Acorn, On Pelosi'
 He screamed at the pairs!
 They took off for his cause
 And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
 
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
 IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM,
 GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!