***Chief Matt paces his locker room, awaiting the arrival of his friend Fortune. The two are supposed to team up tonight to face Viper & Jackal. Matt is getting rather impatient, but then his cell phone rings.***

Matt: Hello?

Fortune: Hey dude>

Matt: Anthony? Where the fuck are you?

Fortune: Um…home.

Matt: WHAT?! We have a match tonight and you are at home?! What the fuck man?!

Fortune: Look dude. Shit’s come up. Me & Michelle are having a few problems, and I need time to sort it out.

Matt: How much time?

Fortune: I don’t know. I won’t be there tonight, and I won’t be able to be there Sunday.

Matt: So two nights before the big pay per view match, you’re leaving me hanging? And tonight I need to face Viper AND Jackal alone?

Fortune: Sorry dude. Can’t be helped. I’ve already talked with Mack and he said I could take the time off.

Matt: �?.

Fortune: But anyways dude. How’d your Christmas go? Haven’t had chance to ta---

***Matt presses a button, and hangs up on Fortune.***

Matt: Oh fuck. I am so fucking screwed. Need a partner for tonight. But who? And what about this Sunday?

***Matt starts to pace nervously in his locker room, and the scene fades.***

***We fade back out in the ringside area. Deciding to do something different, Matt tells the music guys to put on CKY’s "Escape From Hellview" as he makes his entrance to the ring. The fans boo him now, not a single cheer. Fans hold signs like "Down With the Chief". He pays no mind to them, and continues walking. He rolls into the ring and snatches the mic from J-Lo.***

Matt: Well well. I’m in a pickle aren’t I? My partner Fortune, can’t make it tonight. So it seems like I may be along in my match, and have ass kicked! (the fans cheer) But fear not! I have found a partner. He may not have been in the ring for a while, but I’m sure he will lead me to victory. As for who he is…you’ll just have to wait and find out. And I also am going to need to find a new third man for my team this Sunday. I have a few people in mind. But on that note, Daddy Mack. …HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME MAN?! You said you wanted me as the chief?! But now, you’re gonna fight against my team? I thought we were cool dude. But you know what? Fuck you! You’re just a lying cheating, goddamn sack of shit just like these fans! (the crowd boos) SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU!!

***Matt just paces around the ring. He looks ready to say something. But the fans start an "Asshole" chant. Matt seems ready to explode, but he just throws down his mic and gets out of the ring. He heads to the back with no music playing. It seems like Matt’s streak of good luck is coming to an end.***