The Ultimate Protector

Warning: The Roleplay of Jordan Brooks that you are about to read will in no doubt contain material and language not suitable for a younger audience or somebody who gets easily offended by such material. If a bit of sex and swear words here and there does not offend you then proceed to read on, if you get offended by such material Use your brain close the damn thing, and proceed to live the rest of your twisted life  You know how movies are rated "R" and "NC-17" and such? Well this roleplay is guaranteed to put those ratings to shame. If this roleplay doesn't have the word "Fuck" in it at least 4 times, it's a fucking stolen layout, well, stlen from me since I stole it originally. Trust me, these roleplays are NOT for the faint of heart unless I am being a half ass comedian like usual. Oh, and if you're religious, pray right now, because you're about to read something that would give the pope a heart attack. Got that? Now, if you think you're up to the challenge, READ ON, DOUCHEBAGING SICK MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD!!

Jordan Brooks

(The scene opens up to a view of a locker room where the camera pans around and finds a man sitting on a wooden bench in front of a locker. The man is wearing a white racer back t-shirt with a pair of blue jeans and a pair of tan colored steel toed boots and he is also wearing a pair of sunglasses. He raises them up away from his eyes and looks into the camera. The man is none other than Impact X’s big man, Jordan Brooks. Jordan gets a smirk on his face and then says.) Jordan Brooks: So, Mr. L�?.A�?Jay thinks that he can stop me from getting my hands on that title that he has? I don’t think so. I’ve had that title before and I will get it again because I will stop at nothing to get it. Like my mentor taught me to envision the gold as a drug and that’s what I will do when I face him. I am going to picture myself as the worst druggie and the gold that he has is the fix that I need. I will destroy him if I have to get that title. (Jordan leans over and places his elbows on his knees and looks with a fierce look in his eyes.) Jordan Brooks: Jay, I will mow through you Monday night because you’ve got something that I want.  And that’s the SEF International Championship. I will get it back one way or other. I’ve got to. You say that I can’t match your speed? You’re right on that but I will use everything in my power to squash you like a bug. I don’t care what I have to do, you will not walk out of the arena the winner on Monday night because you are looking at the new SEF International Champion�?The Ultimate Protector. And when I win Monday night, you won’t get a rematch because you are going to be too crippled to wrestle again.  You fail to realize since coming back to SEF after taking time off for me to have surgery back in 2005, I’ve became better than I could ever been in my career. I also rise to the call of a challenge but this time it’s not me getting knocked on the door. I’m knocking on yours, LA. I’m knocking very loudly and if I have to, I will bust down the door and take my title. (Jordan stands up and smiles evilly and says.) Jordan Brooks: And Jay, I do have a game plan but you know what? I don’t give my secrets out. So you had best get ready for me because one way or another I’m taking that title and you will never get it back. I swear on the pope’s head on that because I’m the master of the Big Apple Bomb. So get ready lil man! I am! (Jordan then walks away from the camera view and the scene fades to a commercial.)