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??? - “Dude, how come we didn’t think about doing this, oh--I don’t know--maybe a few YEARS ago?�BR>
??? - “Because a few YEARS ago we meant nothing to nobody. Now that we’ve got some street cred, they’ll welcome us back into SEF with arms wide open.�BR>
??? - “That’s a Creed song.�BR>
??? - “Totally.�BR>
??? - “Okay, but is that camera even on? We’ve got the microphone working, but why isn’t the camera?�BR>
??? - “We need a woman’s touch to turn it on, man.�BR>
??? - “So go call your mom and get her over here.�BR>
??? - “Don’t be talkin�‘bout my mama like that! You know she’s got a weak heart.�BR>
??? - “Too many long nights in San Francisco��BR>
??? - “Whatever� Hey, I think I’ve found the on button.�BR>
??? - “Push it.�BR>
??? - “Obviously I was about to push it. What, you think I could will it with my mind?�BR>
??? - “I don’t know what you were thinking.�BR>
El Rocko - “’Kay, it’s on.�BR>
James - “Shit! You didn’t let me fix my hair first!�BR>
El Rocko - “Hair? Dude, you ain’t GOT hair!�BR>
James - “Pfft, can we just get this over with?�BR>
Now that they’ve gotten the camera and microphone working, we know these two to be none other than the former two-time Cruiserweight Champion, one-time one-half tag champ, Jamie Ego, now going under the name James. His associate, also a familiar face, is none other than the man who, upon arrival in SEF back in 2002-03, kicked Cameron Hutton, the then-Cruiserweight Champion, square on the shin. Please note, Hutton committed suicide thereafter. Just so you know.
El Rocko - “All right, sure. You wanna go first, or should I?�BR>
James - “You go.�BR>
El Rocko - “Huego?�BR>
James - “YOU go.�BR>
El Rocko - “Oh�You lost me.�BR>
James - “Start talkin�about our return!�BR>
El Rocko - “Fine!�BR>
There’s an awkward silence, followed up by James chopping Rocko across the chest.
El Rocko - “Shit, fool! What was that for?!�BR>
James - “Start talkin��BR>
El Rocko - “Fine! God! All right� Listen up, people of Ess Eee Eff. Remember me? I’m Lil�Rocker of tomorrow, only tomorrow has become today, and today’s tomorrow I plan on winnin�me some gold!�BR>
James - “That’s right, that’s right. Tell ‘em all about our plans.�BR>
El Rocko - “Yeah, our PLANS! Seems two nobodies.. Troy something�Torres whoever� Whatever�Seems they’re set to put on a show for the Tag Titles. Their opponents? Any tag team in the WORLD! Well� James and I LIVE in the world� And we’re a tag team�So�I guess that means--�BR>
James - “We’re entering the contest!�BR>
El Rocko - “Exactly!�BR>
El Rocko pumps his fists in anticipation for tomorrow night.
James - “What’s more, they haven’t even shown their faces yet� We could win by default. There it is, James an�El Rocko show up after a YEARS-long absence, enter themselves into a competition, and win by default. Man, if I didn’t know any better, I’d swear this kind of sucks.�BR>
El Rocko - “What do you mean?�BR>
James - “I want some action!�BR>
El Rocko nods his head in concurrence.
El Rocko - “I know exactly what you mean� An open invitation for some gold, and here we are getting ready for nothing.�BR>
James - “Add it to our resume. Maybe no one will look into it and find out we won by default.�BR>
El Rocko - “Well, there’s one other option.�BR>
James - “Yeah?�BR>
El Rocko - “They could actually show.�BR>
Disbelieving, James looks like he hadn’t thought of that before.
James - “You know, I hadn’t thought of that.�BR>
See? I told you so.
El Rocko - “Exactly my point� Maybe they’ll show� Which leads to ANOTHER problem…�BR>
James - “What now?!�BR>
El Rocko - “We’d actually have to compete! And I’m more Rusty than Wallace.�BR>
James - “I love your NASCAR references. They’re almost as great as your Creed reference.�BR>
El Rocko - “Almost?�BR>
James - “Yeah, almost.�BR>
El Rocko - “That’s good enough for me.�BR>
James - “Man, even if they DO show�And we DO have to wrestle ‘em� It’s all good.�BR>
El Rocko - “It’s all biscuits and gravy…�BR>
James - “Smooth sailin�from here on out.�BR>
El Rocko - “I’ll drink to that.�BR>
El Rocko takes two beers from the wine cooler he was sitting on, tosses one to James, and cracks the other one open.
El Rocko - “To Victory!�BR>
James - “To Tag Team Gold!�BR>
El Rocko - “To Us!�BR>
James - “To Me!�BR>
El Rocko gives his partner the evil eye, but drinks to it anyway. And will that, our feed subsides to static�Fin. |
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