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??? - “Dude, how come we didn’t think about doing this, oh--I don’t know--maybe a few YEARS ago?�?BR>
??? - “Because a few YEARS ago we meant nothing to nobody. Now that we’ve got some street cred, they’ll welcome us back into SEF with arms wide open.�?BR>
??? - “That’s a Creed song.�?BR>
??? - “Totally.�?BR>
??? - “Okay, but is that camera even on? We’ve got the microphone working, but why isn’t the camera?�?BR>
??? - “We need a woman’s touch to turn it on, man.�?BR>
??? - “So go call your mom and get her over here.�?BR>
??? - “Don’t be talkin�?‘bout my mama like that! You know she’s got a weak heart.�?BR>
??? - “Too many long nights in San Francisco�?�?BR>
??? - “Whatever�? Hey, I think I’ve found the on button.�?BR>
??? - “Push it.�?BR>
??? - “Obviously I was about to push it. What, you think I could will it with my mind?�?BR>
??? - “I don’t know what you were thinking.�?BR>
El Rocko - “’Kay, it’s on.�?BR>
James - “Shit! You didn’t let me fix my hair first!�?BR>
El Rocko - “Hair? Dude, you ain’t GOT hair!�?BR>
James - “Pfft, can we just get this over with?�?BR>
Now that they’ve gotten the camera and microphone working, we know these two to be none other than the former two-time Cruiserweight Champion, one-time one-half tag champ, Jamie Ego, now going under the name James. His associate, also a familiar face, is none other than the man who, upon arrival in SEF back in 2002-03, kicked Cameron Hutton, the then-Cruiserweight Champion, square on the shin. Please note, Hutton committed suicide thereafter. Just so you know.
El Rocko - “All right, sure. You wanna go first, or should I?�?BR>
James - “You go.�?BR>
El Rocko - “Huego?�?BR>
James - “YOU go.�?BR>
El Rocko - “Oh�?You lost me.�?BR>
James - “Start talkin�?about our return!�?BR>
El Rocko - “Fine!�?BR>
There’s an awkward silence, followed up by James chopping Rocko across the chest.
El Rocko - “Shit, fool! What was that for?!�?BR>
James - “Start talkin�?�?BR>
El Rocko - “Fine! God! All right�? Listen up, people of Ess Eee Eff. Remember me? I’m Lil�?Rocker of tomorrow, only tomorrow has become today, and today’s tomorrow I plan on winnin�?me some gold!�?BR>
James - “That’s right, that’s right. Tell ‘em all about our plans.�?BR>
El Rocko - “Yeah, our PLANS! Seems two nobodies.. Troy something�?Torres whoever�? Whatever�?Seems they’re set to put on a show for the Tag Titles. Their opponents? Any tag team in the WORLD! Well�? James and I LIVE in the world�? And we’re a tag team�?So�?I guess that means--�?BR>
James - “We’re entering the contest!�?BR>
El Rocko - “Exactly!�?BR>
El Rocko pumps his fists in anticipation for tomorrow night.
James - “What’s more, they haven’t even shown their faces yet�? We could win by default. There it is, James an�?El Rocko show up after a YEARS-long absence, enter themselves into a competition, and win by default. Man, if I didn’t know any better, I’d swear this kind of sucks.�?BR>
El Rocko - “What do you mean?�?BR>
James - “I want some action!�?BR>
El Rocko nods his head in concurrence.
El Rocko - “I know exactly what you mean�? An open invitation for some gold, and here we are getting ready for nothing.�?BR>
James - “Add it to our resume. Maybe no one will look into it and find out we won by default.�?BR>
El Rocko - “Well, there’s one other option.�?BR>
James - “Yeah?�?BR>
El Rocko - “They could actually show.�?BR>
Disbelieving, James looks like he hadn’t thought of that before.
James - “You know, I hadn’t thought of that.�?BR>
See? I told you so.
El Rocko - “Exactly my point�? Maybe they’ll show�? Which leads to ANOTHER problem…�?BR>
James - “What now?!�?BR>
El Rocko - “We’d actually have to compete! And I’m more Rusty than Wallace.�?BR>
James - “I love your NASCAR references. They’re almost as great as your Creed reference.�?BR>
El Rocko - “Almost?�?BR>
James - “Yeah, almost.�?BR>
El Rocko - “That’s good enough for me.�?BR>
James - “Man, even if they DO show�?And we DO have to wrestle ‘em�? It’s all good.�?BR>
El Rocko - “It’s all biscuits and gravy…�?BR>
James - “Smooth sailin�?from here on out.�?BR>
El Rocko - “I’ll drink to that.�?BR>
El Rocko takes two beers from the wine cooler he was sitting on, tosses one to James, and cracks the other one open.
El Rocko - “To Victory!�?BR>
James - “To Tag Team Gold!�?BR>
El Rocko - “To Us!�?BR>
James - “To Me!�?BR>
El Rocko gives his partner the evil eye, but drinks to it anyway. And will that, our feed subsides to static�?Fin. |
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