The Ultimate Protector

Warning: The Roleplay of Jordan Brooks that you are about to read will in no doubt contain material and language not suitable for a younger audience or somebody who gets easily offended by such material. If a bit of sex and swear words here and there does not offend you then proceed to read on, if you get offended by such material Use your brain close the damn thing, and proceed to live the rest of your twisted life  You know how movies are rated "R" and "NC-17" and such? Well this roleplay is guaranteed to put those ratings to shame. If this roleplay doesn't have the word "Fuck" in it at least 4 times, it's a fucking stolen layout, well, stlen from me since I stole it originally. Trust me, these roleplays are NOT for the faint of heart unless I am being a half ass comedian like usual. Oh, and if you're religious, pray right now, because you're about to read something that would give the pope a heart attack. Got that? Now, if you think you're up to the challenge, READ ON, DOUCHEBAGING SICK MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD!!

Jordan Brooks

(The scene opens up to a view of the interview area that has been set up in the New Davis Arena. With a mic in hand, Smokey McWeed looks into the camera with a very far off look into his eyes and says.) Smokey McWeed: Uhhhh�?what am I doing again? Oh yeah! I’m interviewing someone. (Smokey’s eyes get wide as he sees someone come up to him. The camera zooms back and the person standing by Smokey is none other than the new SEF International Champion, Jordan Brooks. Jordan has on a black racer back men’s tank top with a pair of belted baggy pants and a pair of tan colored steel toed looking wrestling boots. He has the IN title slung over his shoulder. He looks down at Smokey and just chuckles. Jordan then takes the mic from Smokey and says.) Jordan Brooks: I’ll take it from here while you go relax. (Smokey shrugs and then walks off as Jordan shakes his head. He then looks into the camera and says.) Jordan Brooks: Okay, now that the pothead is out of the picture, I can get to business. (Jordan gets an intense look in his eyes that would scare the Pope into worshipping the devil instead of God.) Jordan Brooks: Look here, Thor, you might think that just because you are a powerhouse like me but ain’t got anything on me because either way I’m gonna advance to become the King of SEF. I was close once before but I got screwed out of it because of Chris Orton. This year, not you or anyone is gonna stop me from getting what I was so rightfully screwed out of last year. I just got one more thing to say to you�?Thor�?God of Thunder�?get ready for this Italian to Big Apple Bomb my way through you to becoming a King amongst the peasants of SEF. I’m ready…are you?! (Jordan throws down the mic and walks off with his title on his shoulder as the scene fades to black.)