The Ultimate Protector

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Jordan Brooks

(The scene fades in from a T.V. spot for Golden Glory and shows the outside of the famous The Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee. It’s sunny and bright with the sun shining all over the building. The camera pans from left to right and when the camera gets to the right, a man is shown sitting on the steps. The man is wearing a white business suit with a black muscle tank and a pair of black dress shoes. The man also has the SEF International Championship laying across his lap. The man takes off his sunglasses and the man is none other than The Ultimate Protector himself�?Jordan Brooks. He looks into the camera and says.) Jordan Brooks: This Sunday, I have the ultimate opportunity to become King of SEF and at the same time to become the SEF World Heavyweight Champion. I know people might have doubts if I’m able to do it. But I am going to do it. I don’t care who or what I have to go through to do it. Last year, I was screwed of the King of the Ring but this year�?.this Italian will become King of SEF. I have to do it. Last year, I disappointed a lot of people when I didn’t win. But this year is different. Right off the bat, I face Black Bob. Man, I thought I made it perfectly clear that I didn’t want to face that dumb nigger ever again.  But oh well, I guess I have prove why I beat the hell out of him last year. Bob, you will get beaten again this year and this time, I will put you out of action. You have been a thorn in my side every since I came back to SEF. (Jordan stands up and puts his title on his shoulder. He then speaks more.) Jordan Brooks: And as for my two opponents for the World Heavyweight Championship, it’s a no brainer. Xanthus, all I got say is that with my power, you are gonna be flatten worse than a bug under a foot. If you come off the top rope for a move, I will catch you and make sure that you are grounded. So no more highflying for you! (Jordan smiles cocky and then speaks more.) Jordan Brooks: On to you Ares. I will make sure that you don’t walk out of the building with the SEF World Heavyweight Championship. You disgrace that title that you carry. Guys like Mack, Viper, and a woman like our dear CEO…Whitney Marret, gave that title that you carry dignity, honor, and respect. All you think it is…is a thing to carry around making you look big. But you ain’t anything. It don’t matter. I will get it at the end of the night because it’s my time to shine as the World Heavyweight Champion. Ares, you have no idea on how much I’ve been working to get this opportunity to shine. This company needs to be represented by a man that respects authority. That will do anything that it takes to make sure that SEF comes out on top. And that man is me. So give it all but you will fail. (Jordan brushes off the back of his pants and then stand up straight. He then looks into the camera as he puts his shade back on and says.) Jordan Brooks: To all my opponent, Sunday will be my time to shine as the absolute best here in SEF and I will shine brighter than anyone that has shined. This year will be the year that The Ultimate Protector and The Master of the Big Apple Bomb will become King of SEF and win the SEF World Heavyweight Championship. And if no one is down with that, I’ve got two words for them. (Jordan does a crotch chop and says.) Jordan Brooks: Kiss This! (Jordan gets up right and walks off as the scene fades to black as “In The Air Tonight�?by Nonpoint plays in the background.)   Nonpoint: I can feel it, Coming in the air tonight Oh lord And I've been waiting for this moment For all my life Oh lord Oh lord Well when you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand I've seen your face before, my friend But I don't know if you know who I am Well I was there, and I saw what you did I saw it with my own two eyes So you can wipe off that grin I know where you've been It's all been a pack of lies I can feel it, Coming in the air tonight Oh lord And I've been waiting for this moment For all my life Oh lord Oh lord Well I remember I remember, don't worry How could I ever forget? It's the first time The last time we ever met But I know the reason why you keep your silence up No, you don't fool me. Cuz the hurt doesn't show But the pain still grows No stranger to you and me I can feel it, Coming in the air tonight Oh lord And I've been waiting for this moment For all my life Oh lord I can feel it, In the air tonight Oh lord Oh lord And I've been waiting for this moment For all my life Oh lord Oh lord I can feel it, Coming in the air tonight Oh lord And I've been waiting for this moment, For all my life Oh lord Oh lord