Singles Match
Hardcore Haz v. Tapanga Britt
Over the pa we hear "Enter Sandman" blast out and the fans go wild, especially up on the balcony where Haz is seen among the fans drinking beer. After tossing back a couple he heads down the stairs.
Mr. Clinton: Making his way to the ring from Philadelphia Pennsylvania, he weighs in at 240 pounds, The Ultimate Sandman Fan............Hardcore Haz!
We see Haz come through the crowd on ground level now and he keeps drinking beer he pulls from his pockets and gets more on himself and the fans than down his throat. Haz gets to the guard rail and steps up on a chair, then steps on the rail balancing pretty well, just like his idol. He tosses back a beer up there, then hops down and slides in the ring. The crowd is going wild as Haz jumps up and drinks another beer. We then hear "U + UR Hand" come over the pa and the fans still keep cheering for Tapanga.
Mr. Clinton: Making her way to the ring from El Paso Texas, she weighs in at 115 pounds, The Highflying Sweetheart........Tapanga Britt!
Tapanga heads down the aisle high fiving fans along the way. She gets to the ring and heads up the steps getting inside and climbs to the top rope raising her hands in the air. Tapanga then hops down and turns facing Haz, the bell rings and the two move into a lock up. Tapanga showing her skill quickly goes around behind Haz in a waistlock and looks to take him down. Haz pulls forward to a corner, then Tapanga breaks off and backs up cleanly. Haz turns and Tapanga rushes in with forearms to his face, whips Haz across the ring and runs after him leaping up some and crashing down on him with a clothesline. She grabs Haz turning around and backs up the turnbuckles, then spins off for a tornado ddt, but Haz shoves her away to the mat, then leans back in the corner. Tapanga kneels upa nd Haz runs at her for a kick, but Tapanga dodges to tthe side and quickly drop toe holds Haz down, then spins over into a front facelock.
Ric: Man, Tapanga with some good mat skills.
FED: And Haz with none, this is a real contrast in styles, should end up a good match.
Haz fights up on his knees and Tapanga now delivers her knees to his head, then drops Haz in a ddt and turns him over for a pin, 1...............2......kickout! She jumps up and runs to the ropes bouncing off with a short dropkick to Haz's ribs, then kneels up and gets a sleeper on him. Haz fights up to his knees and hammers Tapanga in the stomach, but she keeps her grip clamped together. Haz gets to his feet and lifts Tapanga up for a back suplex, but she rolls backwards landing on her feet, then leaps upw ith a dropkick to Haz's back. He flies forward falling to the middle rope and Tapanga runs over and leaps up stomping on Haz's back, then she hops over the top rope and falls to the floor grabbing Haz's head pulling his neck down on the rope.
Ric: Oh man, Tapanga is really taking it to Haz.
Haz springs off to his back and Tapanga grabs his feet pulling him out to the floor whipping him into the ringpost bouncing Haz's head off it. Tapanga runs up behind himw ith a punt like kick to his head, then drags him over the commentator stable smashing his head against it. Tapanga grabs a chair and swings it down to Haz's head, drops it and grabs Haz rolling him in the ring. Tapanga heads up to the top rope and quickly flies off with her Butterfly Effect, her version of the five star frong splash, but smashes the mat when Haz just gets out of the way.
Ric: Oooh, a high risk move and a miss, but that is why its a risk.
FED: Yea it is, that had to hurt cause she had some good air.
Haz pulls himself up and staggers a bit, but pulls up Tapanga and shoves her to the ropes, she bounces back and gets dropped with a clothesline. Haz kicks at her, then he hops outta the ring and pulls up the apron seeing at first a ladder, so he yanks that out and slide sit in the ring. He then looks around and grabs a singapore cane, then rolls in the ring with it. Tapanga is on her knees and starts to get up on one leg. Haz comes over with the cane raised up and Tapanga quickly springs up with her leg that was down and nails Haz in his lower regions. She then grabs on to him and takes him over with a snap suplex. Tapanga runs to the ropes and drops down ina somersault to Haz hitting her Panga Pan and leans back on Haz for the pin, 1..................2...............kickout!
Ric: Oh man, a very close one there, so close I thought it may have been over.
FED: It was close, but not close enough.
Tapanga sees the ladder and grins now, then delivers a hard kick to Haz's head, picks up the ladder and stands it up in the corner nearest the commenntators table...hmmm! Anyways, so now she grabs Haz pulling him near the ropes and lifts him for a suplex, but drops him out on the apron, then she runs up the ladder and leaps off turning in the air to Haz and wraps her legs around his head bringing him of fthe apron with a hurricanrana to the floor.
Ric: Good god what a hurricanrana, nicely executed by Tapanga.
FED: It was nice.
The crowd is loving that move and Tapanga blows some kisses to the crowd turning her back on Haz who tries getting up. She turns and kicks him in the ribs, then pulls up Haz rolling him on the table.
Ric: Oh man, what is she doing?
FED: Well, we better move quick if she heads up the ladder!
Tapanga picks up a chair and smashes it to Haz's head, then nails some punches to his head and now rolls in the ring. She gets up pumping her fist in the air to the crowd getting them excited.
FED: Finish the match and play later.
Tapanga finally heads up the ladder and smirks as she does. At the top she sits down and pumps her fists in the air again, then she stands up stepping on the very top and screams, "ITS OVER", then she flips off for The Brittpatize, her 450 splash and comes down at Haz who rolls to the floor. Tapanga crashes through the wood and monitors, flips up holding her ribs and falls on her back moaning in pain. The crowd screaming loud and chants of Holy Shit fill the arena.
Ric: My god, she must be broken in half.
FED: A second or half a one saved Haz and may have ended it for Tapanga, but thats high risk right?!
Ric: Yea!
Haz pulls himself up using the ring and rolls in laying on the mat, then he rolls back out and pulls up Tapanga sliding her in the ring. Haz slides in and pulls up Tapanga to deliver a piledriver on her, positions her in the middle of the ring, then grabs the cane. Haz looks up at the ladder and starts climbing to the top, raises up the cane and flies off with Hazardous, a cane shot to Tapanga's head making a loud smack. Haz keeps a hold of the cane and hooks Tapanga's leg, 1......................2....................3...and then he rolls to his back.
Mr. Clinton: Here is your winner........Hardcore Haz!
The crowd is roaring and on their feet as "Enter Sandman" plays. Haz gets his hand raised and sits up yelling for some beer. He gets tossed some and drinks a couple, rolls out and grabs some more, hops the rail and celebrates in the crowd.
Ric: What a match that was, full of action and pretty fast paced, lot og risky moves as well.
FED: Yea and two missed ones by Tapanga, probably what cost her, but no doubt she displayed some great talent and its a shame to see her go.
Ric: That it is, she'll be missed, but the show goes on and next is our main event!