That makes me so mad when I'm out to dinner with my mother and she won't leave a good tip.  What ticks me off even more is that the waitress and waiters are taxed automatically for receiving 15% whether they get it or not.

Ah, yes!  The 'hereafter"  Many people when they are getting long in the tooth, so-tospeak often contemplate the 'hereafter'.....

 

like, when they enter a room and forget what they're here after.....

You know you're getting old when you think that a 67 year-old woman like Ann-Margret is "hot".

You know you're getting old when you squat down to clean under something and you think you might need a forklift to get you back up. When you do finally get up, you hope no one is around to see how you did it.

... you read the obituaries to find out who you out-lived ...

When  the term, "Senior Moment", becomes a catch-phrase.

How you know you're REALLY OLD...?

 

 

When you learn that you will probably out-live Social Security

Ann Margaret is hot. I don't get that one.

 

 

You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You know you're getting old when

 

You buy Geritol in a 55 gallon drum.

 

You've had to stop stealing from Wal-Mart because you can't out run the old person at the door anymore.

 

The people at the Funeral Home are sending you, and your wife money off cupons, and catalogs.

 

You have to keep scrolling back up to the top of the page so you can remember what the topic is. What are we talking about?

 

All signs of age.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where am I? Is the election over?.....

# Have some blueberries fellows. They are good for you.

Blueberries 'reverse memory loss'

Eating blueberries can reverse memory loss and may have implications in the treatment of diseases like

Alzheimer's, University of Reading scientists claim. Scientists found adding foods like blueberries to a regular diet, resulted in improvements in memory.

The foods, known as flavonoids, were historically believed to act as antioxidants in human bodies.

But the study indicates they also activate the part of the brain which controls learning and memory.

Dr Jeremy Spencer, from the department of food biosciences at the university, said: "Scientists have known of the potential health benefits of diets rich in fresh fruits for a long time.

"Our research provides scientific evidence to show that blueberries are good for you and supports the idea that a diet-based approach could potentially be used to increase memory capacity.

"We will be taking these findings to the next level by investigating the effects of diets rich in flavonoids on individuals suffering from cognitive impairment and possibly Alzheimer's disease."

The research has been published in the Free Radical Biology and Medicine journal.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7450032.stm

Eating blueberries gives me painful erections. They pain me because I can't remember what I'm supposed to do with them.

Ask the bat....he knows....

 

You can't remember what to do with blueberries? 

I have a few recipes!