Snowplows a Comin'
One winter morning a couple is listening to the radio over
breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to
have eight to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows
can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of
the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife
goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are
again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We
are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...
" Then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset,
and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on
so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and
understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave
it in the garage this time, honey?"
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