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I like to watch that Cops show, we get old ones on our Sky tv.....it is the one with the song Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Wotcha Gonna Do, Wotcha Gonna Do When They Come For You

So when I read these, I laughed, I could just imagine them being said....and the winner is definitely the best, I think.

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos
around the country:

16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one
you just went through."

15. "Relax, the handcuffs are a little tight because they're brand new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a completely worthless document."

13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

9. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you
not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets
a toaster oven."

5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

4 ."How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

2. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS...
1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right,
we don't. Sign here."

Yes we used to watch that show whenever it was on Joy.

Liked all the quotes too. How you getting on with all your photo transfers huh???

LOL ....good ones Joy!

COPS comes on TV here on Saturday night. I love it! Some people really need to have lawful intervention.

I am?

Then who have I been pleasuring every night?

That's it, no more mysteries.

Tonight I'm gonna take off the blindfold and even open my eyes this time before I go to bed.

I do realise that you are a man who has needs, most of them insane, and probably illegal of course, but, I guess a man has to do what a man has to do............I suspected you were seeing Dolly again when I saw this picture.............

I'm sorry, it was just a one night stand.

She wanted to go fer a ride on my motorbike so I said ok.

Little did I know that she, being a really evil she, really wanted us to go run down little doggies which we almost did in that pickachur you posted.

I have learned my lesson I have!

Never again will I ever ride my motorbike near any doggies.

Well, the dog nation may be able to sleep easily in their beds, knowing that, JB - but apparently the sheep are still trembling............

I am just looking at the field in that picture of you with Dolly on your bike, and I suspect that there are more of those "caulisheep" than we realised...................

those vegetarians have been genetically modifying more cauliflowers...........

Sorry Joy, I'm not a vegemeatamin eater.

Ya see I likes my meat to have sheep on it.

Wait a minute....something bout that doesn't sound right.

However I don't have time to worry bout it now because the critter alarm just went off out in the barn.

If that picture of the bloke on the bike with the sheep wasn't in colour I'd say Joy had pinched a photo of my stepfather who sometimes used a bike to round up sheep on the station LOL.

Lesley you mean we might be related by a step?

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