1515, Chapter 17
And of all princes ... he ought to be slow to believe and to act,
nor should he himself show fear, but proceed in a temperate manner
with prudence and humanity, so that too much confidence may not
make him incautious and too much distrust render him intolerable.
Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared
or feared than loved? It may be answered that one should wish to be both,
but, because it is difficult to unite them in one person, is much safer
to be feared than loved, when, of the two, either must be dispensed with....
'The Prince' by Nicolò Machiavelli
Believe in me, with surety.
For I am going to run for congress.
My first bill will do with auditing
all CEOs who have golden parachutes.
These audits will go back for seven years.
And for seven years we will audit.
So spake Joseph of the IRS.
All monies recovered from said audits,
and monies will be recovered,
if you leave it to the IRS,
will be thrown back into the economic infrastructure
heretofore, known as Banking.
Then the SEC, headed by Nicolò, will investigate
those criminal, greedy minds
and throw the key away, to be
swallowed up by the ocean of debt.
They will never see the light of day again.
This is my guarantee.
This is my obligation.
Do not fear.
Do not panic.
Hold on for the bumpy ride,
for I am running for congress--
I have a platform, I have a plan.
Susan