MENTAL CAPACITY EXPANSION BATH
This bath is especially helpful for students and those who find total recall of facts and figures necessary to their livelihood. For best results, take this bath weekly for a month.
Put nine hazelnuts in the filter cup of the coffee maker. Add nine cups of water and let brew. Draw a warm bath and add the tea. As you pour it into the bath, call Mnemosyne, the ancient Muse of Memory, chanting, Mnemosyne, make room for more
Information; help me store
All data that flows in with ease.
As I Will, so mote it be!
Soak in the tub for nine minutes. While soaking completely immerse yourself in the water nine times. Step out of the tub and let yourself dry naturally.