Ooo Roo told me to come in here and explain myself.. i have my letter of absence!
"To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Emma's absence.. she has the tendency to go out, with a bottle of wine or 3 and tends to get a bit pissed and end up coming home late, hence she has to sleep all day before she goes back out. The pc makes her head fuzzy and she ends up really sick (yes its the pc not the booze.. *cough*)
Failing that.. she's out buying shoes and needless things because they are "cute" or "pink" or girlie. Her bank manager loves her.
I'll make sure she won't do it again.. until next weekend anyway.
Thanks , sincerley
Emma's "good" conceience "