[So here we are in D.C. and no, not for Collision Course, but for a house show. Few days away from Collision Course and we got a couple hundred fans in here tonight waiting to see a nice lil show. Nothing special as always for these gigs, so we just go to ringside where Joey and Trunks sit.]

Joey: Well folks, here we are for a Tuesday night show, non televised, not much of a crowd, but then what’s new.

Trunks: Man, I swear, sitting through another one, ugh.

Joey: And that was the ever so enthusiastic Trunks, what a kidder huh folks?

Trunks: Shut up!

[And not really having a choice because over the, uh, couple speakers sitting on either side of the aisle we here Cowboy by Kid Rock play and soon enough we see Daddy Mack come walking out looking relaxed mainly as its a small show, not really caring, just out to have some fun and is ever gonna. Troy is following him, they get to ringside where Mack climbs in, does a lil dance and soon lays up on the turnbuckles. We soon hear the speakers crackle and Metallica plays, the song title Master Of Puppets and here comes, huh, Ace Hart?]

Joey: What the heck? Ace Hart and Daddy Mack tonight? No way!?

Trunks: Never, Ace is too afraid!

[Well we see it looks like Ace, sorta, got the hair, dressed like Ace, but he is really short, a midget. Maybe its Ace’s “lil friend�? ya know, the one.......ah, never mind that for now. So this, um, lets call him Mini Ace walks down the aisle with a swagger to match that of Ace Hart and he soon climbs up the steps, goes under the middle rope and steps into the ring where he proceeds to pump himself up ready to fight. Mack just stands across from him and stares blankly at Mini Ace, just stares.]

Joey: This should be rather interesting to see, a midget dressed like Ace Hart and facing Daddy Mack, hmm, I smell a set up by Mack.

Trunks: So what? Bigger story, this guy looks identical to Ace and this should be a good preview of what happens when they meet.

[Mack in the ring moves closer to Mini Ace and bends down looking at him only to get slapped by the lil guy. Mack now rears back holding his jaw like he is actually in pain, then he backs into a corner and pleads with Mini Ace not to hurt him, mocks him as Mack is playing, what an ass this guy is! Mini Ace moves closer and looks for some shoulder thrusts, but Mack simply lifts him up and tosses Mini Ace to the mat. Mack now points down and laughs, holds his stomach he laughs so hard. Mini Ace gets to his feet and runs at Mack, but Mack just puts out a hand holding the top of Mini Ace’s head. Mini Ace swings, but is out of reach. Mack just keeps him held back while playing to the not so overjoyed crowd, small one at that. Mack soon let go of Mini Ace and sidesteps him, but trips him to the mat, then drops down and locks in the Show Strangle, a variation of the triangle choke, on Mini Ace. The lil guy actually fights it and tries to make the ropes, but Mack lets go and drops a leg across the back of his neck gaining a few boos from the small, quiet crowd. Mack pulls up Mini Ace and tosses him to the edge of the ring, then pulls Andrew Jizzenmopper over and argues with him, slips him a hundred to keep his back turned to Troy. Meanwhile, Troy grabs Mini Ace and rams him back first into a ring post, then lifts him up in a press slam and sends him flying over the top rope. Mack catches him just right with Da Shows Ova while mini Ace is in the air which lays him out cold on the mat. Mack now puts a foot on his chest while Andrew counts the pin, 1.....2.....3!

And your winner of the match by pinfall..................Daddy Mack!!!!!!

Cowboy hits the speakers as Mack just celebrates in the ring and pretends to have just fought a long, hard fought battle as he leans on the turnbuckles. He then pops up and just laughs at Mini Ace who is still out of it. Troy now enters the ring and he stands alongside Mack laughing as well. They kick at the lil guy, then just exit the ring leave to the back.]

Joey: How low of Mack, that was shameful of him to beat up a midget no matter what message it was to send.

Trunks: I still can’t top laughing, that was awesome!

Joey: You would think so.

[From there we get set for our next match or whatever.]