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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>  (Original Message)Sent: 5/30/2005 2:55 AM


Sunday Night Censored!
Deadline: Saturdays @ Midnight EST
Venue: W2K Arena, San Antonio, Texas
MSN Network

Card Subject To Change

Main Event
Singles Match
W2K Championship

William Rodney Mercy
vs
Black Widow

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Match Four
Caged Inferno
GOW

Ace Hart
vs
Ryan Cain

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Match Three
Caged TLC
GOW

JT Kash
vs
Isabella Taylor

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Match Two
Tag Team Match
- -

Sapphire
vs
Scott Blaze
vs
Matt Matlock

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Match One
Triple Threat Match
- -

Titan
vs
Tyna Hilton
vs
KD Simon

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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>Sent: 5/30/2005 2:56 AM

Joey: Ladies and gentlemen..Welcome to the first edition of W2K..Censored!

Strange music hits. Teh jumbotron comes to life with chaos erupting. Wrestlers brawling all over the place, then suddenly a huge MSN logo drops in and everything changes to butterflies flying peacefully in a meadow.

Trunks: ...My God!

A man in a white suit walks out on to the stage recieving heavy boos from the crowd.

Joey: This must be the MSN representative here in the arena tonight.

Teh man makes his way down to the ring, slowly walks up the ring steps and gets into the ring. A young man wearing a black MSN shirt and a headset quickly gets a microphone into the ring as the music cuts off and the man straightens out his tie before speaking.

"W2K fans.."

He's cut off by massive booing.

"Please, calm yourselves."

They keep booing.

"See this is the reason why this place is in shambles! Because of fans like you! But that's why I'm here. To make W2K a more fan friendly environment. I'm here to make this place pure again."

The MSN representative continues talking, but nothing is heard. His microphone is obviously cut. Silence is all we hear all around the arena. The fans are yelling and standing up, but nothing is heard but a quiet buzz. The cameras start fading, getting darker, until we pick up on a new view. A camera at the top of the arena. Pointing at a man standing in the rafters. A voice is heard coming out of the loud speakers from all around the arena. A muffled voice, obviously sounding a bit distorted. Yet somehow familiar.

"Tyrants come back. Tyrants tell you how to live. Tyrants run things...THE WAY THEY WANT! The tyrants that drove me out have come back to finish what they started. People like Dangerously are of no use. People like Michaels aren't here to help you anymore. People like Kash could care less. So who's hands will the problem be left in?"

The cameras zoom in close enough to see teh man standing there is dressed in all black. With that white and black mask we saw last week. His mouth doesn't move, so could we be listening to a taped recording?

"Who will save you?"

We fade to a commercial break.


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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>Sent: 5/30/2005 2:57 AM

The show comes back from a short commercial break filled with lots of MSN advertising, and a three-way dance appears to be set to go. In each corner of the ring stands a person, in one Tyna Hilton, in another Titan, in another KD Simon, and finally in the last, our referee for the following contest. A quick signal outside ensures the match is on it’s way, the timekeeper doing his job and sounding the bell loud and clear. The three exchange glances between each other, small, medium and large. Tyna and KD look from each other to Titan, realising his amazing size and how difficult it will be to put him down. All of sudden, the two suddenly rush forwards, attempting to take him out together early on, but shockingly, Titan simply charges forward, doubleclotheslining them! First to get up is KD, and unfortunately, he is grabbed by Titan too quickly, slammed back down to the mat with a running power slam. From out of nowhere comes Tyna Hilton, dropkicking Titan in the back of the head before he could rise to his feet. Rising to her feet, Tyna grins down at Titan, reaching down to give him a very hard bitch slap across the face, drawing “Oooh’s�?from the crowd. Tyna turns away from Titan for a second, flaunting herself to the crowd, proud of her blatant disrespect, but she should learn to watch her back. As she turns back around to face him, Titan is on his feet, looking extremely unpleased. Before Tyna can do a thing, Titan rushes right at her, brutally spearing her fragile body to the mat, possibly breaking a rib or two with that one. He stays on the dazed Tyna to cover..

1... 2...

KD jumps in right on time to save the match from an early finish, dropping an elbow into Titan’s lower back, causing the pinfall to stop. KD, now refreshed from that power slam, pulls Titan up by the neck, and fires into him with a few lefts and rights to wear him down slightly. Titan attempts to right back with a big hit of his own, but KD ducks right under it, and as Titan spins back around, KD brings him down to the mat with a huge DDT. Bringing him back to his feet, KD sends him flying into one of the corners with an irish whip. Before he can do anything, Tyna comes out of nowhere, pushing him aside and running towards Titan herself. She springs up, locking her legs around his neck, causing him to fly across the ring as she pulls off a stunning hurricanrana. As Titan gets back up, he is met with a kick to the gut, and a swift suplex from KD Simon, slamming him right back down to the mat. Instead of letting go, KD rolls right over on top of Titan, pinning him..

1... 2..

Tyna isn’t allowing that, as she drops down onto the back of KD with a leg drop, breaking up the count, saving the match for now. Tyna picks up KD by the back of the head, irish whipping him into one of the corners, following quickly, meeting him with a dropkick to the midsection, causing him to drop to the mat, slumped into the corner. Tyna takes a few steps back and charges at him, delivering a quick bronco buster for a few seconds, before finally stepping back and letting him breath. A goofy, dazed kind of smile settles over his face, as he seems to enjoy that more than he suffered from it! Tyna rolls her eyes at this, turning around to face the bigger threat in this match, but unfortunately for her, the bigger threat is already up. Without warning, Titan grabs her by the throat, lifting her high into the air, viciously dumping her outside the ring with a devastating chokeslam! As she lays motionless outside, Titan turns his attentions on KD, who appears to have snapped out of his trance. KD charges at his larger adversary, but is caught in a quick sidewalk slam from Titan, a huge blow to the canvas as KD’s back crashes against it. Pulling KD to his feet, and tucking him between his legs, Titan lifts him up, and BANG! Platinum Driver right to the mat, a cover from Titan..

1... 2...3-

NO, the referee stops his count, just before he announces the three, KD appears to have gotten his foot on the bottom rope! How he even managed that after such a move is beyond anyone, but the audience is pleased to know the match is still going. Titan looks absolutely furious at this point, slamming his hands to the mat in frustration as KD attempts to recover. Titan looks serious now, as he stands, urging KD to his feet, wanting to finish this one off and get his first victory in W2K. KD rises slowly, using the ropes, as Titan stalks him from behind, desperate to get his hands on him. Finally KD is up completely, but as he turns around, he is swept up onto Titan’s shoulders, and this looks to be Titan’s finishing manoeuvre, the horrific Titanium Driver. However, just as Titan begins to spin around to daze KD further, the smaller man begins to fight back, and out of nowhere, he spins himself out of harm’s way, countering the finisher with a spinning tornado DDT! Titan shakes his head, a little dazed from this one, taking a little longer to rise to his feet now, but as he does, he’s met with another surprise. Tyna Hilton is alive and kicking on the top rope, and before anyone even realises, she dives off, hitting her variation of a top-rope crossbody, the Hilton Hurricane. Though, just as she is diving through the air, KD Simon runs at the ropes, bouncing off them to hit his Simon Sault, also attempting to take out Titan. Miraculously, both seem to hit their moves on Titan at about the same time, the huge force knocking the huge man to the mat, dazing the hell out of him, as the referee slides down to the mat..

1... 2... 3!

She did it! No, he did it! No.. wait a minute. Both Tyna and KD were atop Titan at the time of pinfall, and everything happened so fast, neither had time to remove the other. Why the referee even counted the pinfall this way is beyond anyone, he’ll probably get fired tomorrow for this one.

Here are your winners.. KD Simon and Tyna Hilton!

Both rise to their feet, rather irritated about what just happened, and the referee doesn’t know who’s arm to raise in victory. KD just rolls out of the ring and heads off in a huff, while Tyna shrugs, celebrating a little as the show cuts to another break.


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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>Sent: 5/30/2005 2:59 AM
The entrances are just about over as Matt Matlock and Scott Blaze wait in the ring while Sapphire Lopez approaches the apron. She pulls herself up onto it, but both Matlock and Blaze quickly charge her, knocking her back to the floor of the arena. The two men then turn on each other, going punch for punch over the course of several seconds before Blaze gets an advantage. Blaze backs Matlock up to the ropes before sending him back across the ring. Blaze attempts a clothesline on the rebound, but Matlock ducks, hits the ropes again, and comes stampeding back with a hard running shoulder block, flooring Scott Blaze. Matlock looks down at his fallen opponent before running toward the ropes again. Blaze flops onto his stomach, forcing Matlock to hop over him and continue to the other side of the ring�?YOINK! Matlock flips right over the top to the outside due to Sapphire Lopez reaching up and pulling down on the top rope with a low bridge.

Sapphire rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and is quickly met by Scott Blaze’s offense as she attempts to stand. He whips her across the rope as he had done to Matlock. Blaze with the leapfrog�?Sapphire hits the ropes again and Blaze goes for a dropkick, but Sapphire stops herself by holding onto the top rope, causing Blaze to fall flat on his back. Sapphire with the quick pin that gets two. She rolls off of him, cinching in a nice side headlock. The referee is right in Blaze’s face, but he fights it off, struggling back to his feet and back suplexing out of the hold. Both competitors are quick to get back to their feet and Sapphire charges for a clothesline, but it’s ducked. She turns around and Blaze hits her with a sudden superkick, dropping her to the canvas in an instant. He covers, but Matlock is back in to make the save before the three-count can be made.

All three wrestlers are in the ring for the first time now, although Sapphire is still pretty much laid out after Scott Blaze’s superkick. Matlock and Blaze battle it out for a moment, but Matlock gets the advantage this time. He gets a gut kick on Blaze and locks him up for that Matlock Drop. Blaze counter and sets Matlock up for the Lost Hope, a finishing move of his own. Matlock counters out of this as well and sets Blaze up for the B.F.A., but Blaze manages to reverse it into a Northern Lights Suplex. The bridge gets two before Matlock manages to kick out. Both men struggle back to their feet and are just about to go at it again when Sapphire flies into the picture out of nowhere with a set of duel springboard dropkicks, dropping both men to the canvas again.

Sapphire is really hot now, lifting Matlock up and popping her hips for a snap suplex. She gets the pick-up on Blaze as well, whip to the ropes, and a back body drop on the rebound. She whips Matlock to a turnbuckle and leaves him there before doing the same to Blaze in the opposite turnbuckle. She charges Matlock and jumps onto the second rope before monkey flipping him over halfway across the ring. She runs toward Blaze in the same way, hops over Matlock, jumps onto the second rope, and gets a SPINEBUSTER with authority for her trouble. Blaze drops with the cover, but Matlock is there to break it up before three.

Sapphire is still on her back right at the edge of the ring, when Matlock comes bounding back off the ropes and hits her with a hard baseball slide to the ribs, sending her to the floor again. Matlock and Blaze are at it again, but Blaze eventually backs Matlock into a corner. Matlock reverses a whip to the opposite buckles, sending Blaze hard into the corner before following up. Matlock lifts Blaze up onto the top turnbuckle, climbing right up after him. Matlock sets up the superplex�?but Blaze punches out of it. He stuns Matlock enough so that he can stand up, perching himself on top. He hooks Matlock’s arms�?and hits Remorseless! Matlock is out! Blaze is up and he strikes a pose for the booing crowd. He turns to cover Matlock�?Sapphire with the Shattered Jewel! Right into the pinning predicament! She gets one�?gets two�?and gets three! It’s over!

“Here is your winner, Sapphire Loooopezzzz!�?/FONT>
 
After the match, Blaze and Matlock argue over the match. It escalates to Blaze knocking Matlock to the mat with a punch to the face, and leaving him behind. That won't sit well with The Lone Wolf, I imagine.

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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>Sent: 5/30/2005 2:59 AM
*Scene cuts in back stage*
 
Riot is standing in Ryan's locker room holding a large cup in hand. Her hair is pulled up and she's got on a tight pair of jean shirts and a tight black Ryan 'focking' Cain tank top on. She sips on the straw and all of the sudden music starts blasting and then she starts singing and shaking her a**.
 
"My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge. My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours, damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."
 
Ryan Cain steps into view and leans against the doorway as Riot takes another sip from the straw, then starts shaking her a** and dancing around again.
 
"I know you want it, the thing that makes me, what the guys go crazy for. They lose their minds, the way I wind, I think its time."
 
Ryan steps into the room just as Riot turns towards the door and starts singing again, "la la-la la la............Uh."
 
Riot smiles and takes a sip from the straw then holds the cup out at Ryan, "Want some of my milkshake?"
 
Ryan looks at Riot and looks at the camera and grins.......
 
 
**********CENSORED**********

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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>Sent: 5/30/2005 3:01 AM

"The following contest is a semi-final for the God of Wrestling tournament!"

Kash and Isabella make their entrances, the entire time locking eyes. This has been a long road and a lot of emotions being tossed about. Izzy enters the ring last and is very wary of JT as he paces on the other side of the ring. It's then that the two seem to notice a surprising lack of tables, ladders and chairs. The cage begins to lower, and JT dives out of the ring, grabbing a chair. Unfortunately, it's taken from him by a rather large security guard wearing a purple butterfly shirt. JT is shoved back into the ring and suddenly the outside of the ring is swamped with guards, all wearing the msn shirts.

Joey: What's going on here? This is supposed to be caged TLC!

Trunks: The cage has stopped in it's tracks, a few feet from the ring.

At the stage, a man in a suit and tie announces that there will be no caged TLC match, because it's offensive to the viewers. The entire arena chants "bulls**t", which of course is censored. The MSN Official says that both GOW matches will be 2 out of 3 falls, and that's final. The crowd is in an uproar!!! The cage begins to rise back up, but JT Kash is furious. He grabs the side in an attempt to hold it down, but clearly that doesn't work. The cage raises higher and higher. Izzy is yelling up at JT to let go, and so in a daring move, JT flips backward into a Moonsault... and lands right on Isabella Taylor!!!

Joey: MY GOD! That had to be at least 15 feet of thin air!!!

Trunks: That wasn't a thin landing though, what a mess!

Both of them are laying dormant, kind of tangled and slowly rolling out of the pile. Kash grabs the ropes, the security surrounding the ring shoves him away!!! Kash stumbles back, and Izzy gives him a mouth full of expensive boot with a kick to the face. Having just been landed on from way up high, she doesn't yet have the strength to stand, and falls back to the mat. She covers JT, but it's not enough for a three.

Trunks: Wow, those MSN security guys sure don't like JT Kash.

Joey: Well jumping off the cage was sort of a slap in the face to MSN.

Trunks: And a little more than a slap in the face to Izzy.

JT is bleeding from the mouth as he crawls to his feet. It's only a trickle, but he's holding his ribs and it's possibly internal injuries. He feels along the ropes to the corner and begins to climb. When he's nearly at the top rope, a security guard blasts him in the head with a nightstick... but neither the ref, nor the camera caught it!!! The arena is booing loudly now as JT gets stunned long enough for Izzy to pull him off the top rope and slam him to the floor. She climbs the ropes now, and leaps off... nailing the Taylor Turnover on JT!!! The crowd is enraged, perhaps not so much with Izzy, but they are PISSED! Izzy hooks the leg and JT suffers the first fall of the match.

*ding*

Joey: Izzy takes the lead, and she only needs one more pinfall.

Trunks: Won't be hard with the state JT is in. Bleeding, broken, and dazed.

Izzy recovers and lifts JT up. She whips him hard to the corner, and as always, he oversells it and flips to the outside. Instantly the cameras shift their attention to the fans for some reason... and that reason is evident as the security outside the ring rips JT apart. The whole time the referee is trying to keep Izzy from exiting the ring, leaving them both distracted. JT is rolled back in. Izzy whips him off the ropes and ducks down to Backdrop, but JT scouts it. Instead of kicking her in the face, he leaps up and springboards off her back, flying to the outside of the ring and landing on a bunch of the guards. The fans go nuts and JT quickly gets back in the ring. Unfortunately he's met with hard punches from Izzy, who isn't going to take his lack of focus lightly.

Joey: And JT strikes back at the guards, but he left himself open for attack.

Trunks: It's like a handicap match out here.

Joey: But I've just got a message from MSN, and we think it's completely fair.

Trunks: Yep, I like my job, so I can't see anything wrong with this.

Izzy goes to DDT JT, but he reverses into a Northern Lights Suplex. After three of those in a row, JT returns to the top rope with the guards still reeling. He bounces and preforms the High Spot!!! KNEES from Isabella Taylor! JT rolls to the corner, holding his ribs and coughing up a little more blood. Izzy comes over to capitalize, but when she reaches down, JT grabs her arm and tries to pull her down. Izzy fights it, yanking her arm back, but also yanking JT to his feet and-

Joey: STIGMA KILLER!!!

The Stigma Killer connects out of left field and Izzy is thrown for a loop. He pins, but just before the three, he's yanked backward by the ankle and his foot is placed on the rope. The ref doesn't see the guard who did it, only the rope, and he stops the count and yells at JT. Kash grabs Izzy and pulls her back to her feet. He whips her off the ropes and connects with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker, then he grabs her legs and goes for the Figure Four. Izzy fights out with her free leg and JT is thrown back to the corner. His legs are pulled out from behind, and the guards yank JT's crotch into the ring post. Ouch.

Trunks: Ouch...

Joey: Yeah, but why aren't the cameras ever filming JT when the guards do that stuff?

JT crawls out, but Izzy scoops him up and seems to be going for a Piledriver! JT manages to pull her legs out and he tries for the Sharpshooter, but Izzy kicks him away. Both fall, but they both gets back up quick and tangle for some chain wrestling. It's fast, so fast I can't even write it here, but it's super cool, I'll tell you that much. Eventually they both slow down and break apart from exhaustion. JT is able to grab Izzy and put her in position for a Powerbomb... but Izzy summons the strength to Backdrop- No! Halfway through JT flips around and... Canadian Destroyer!!! AHHHH!!! The crowd goes nuts for the move and Kash falls onto Izzy in the middle of the ring. The ref keeps a close eye on the guards as he counts, and JT gets the three!!!

*ding*

Joey: JT evens the score!!!

Trunks: Research shows he only has a 30% chance of scoring two falls in a row.

Joey: Who's research...

Trunks: Ahem... yours.

JT drags Izzy to the corner, hoping to end this quickly. However, the guards go for him again. JT is able to fend them off with a few stiff boots... but Izzy gets valuable time to recover. She gets back up and grabs JT. Before he knows it, she flings him off the top rope in a modfied Death Valley Driver, or as Izzy likes to call it, "Court Adjourned"! She dives on him and grabs the legs, twisting and turning until she manages to lock JT in the Walls of Jericho. JT writes and reaches for the ropes, but he's not moving too quickly. There seems to be a few extra trickles of blood coming from his mouth now. Finally JT reaches the ropes, but while Izzy argues with the ref, JT is smashed in the face with a nightstick. Izzy releases and JT is left crumpled.

Joey: This is getting out of hand. I don't care who hears that either.

Trunks: Yeah, MSN is WAY TOO fair about this.

JT tries to hobble to his feet with the ropes, busted open now, but Izzy gives him a German Suplex for his troubles. While she recovers... somehow JT kips up to his feet!!! But Izzy gives him a second German Suplex! Yet again though, JT kips up! Izzy goes for another German, but JT flips through it and lands on his feet. Izzy turns around and gets blasted by a Superkick. JT covers... but Izzy kicks out of it! The crowd is surprised at that one, but they cheer for both Izzy and JT now. JT goes to the corner and signals for Sweet Chin Music! He stomps once... stomps twice... stomps- BZZZZT!!! Suddenly JT is freaking out in the corner, and although nobody seems to see it, a guard outside the ring has a tasergun slammed into JT's leg. Kash is fried, and as he stumbles from the corner, Isabella Taylor scoops him up and into the Walls of Jericho once again.

Joey: Wait a second, I think JT Kash just got tasered by security!!!

Trunks: That's ridiculous, MSN is way too fair for that. You're seeing things.

Without much fight left in him, Kash quickly taps to the submission and the bell rings!

*ding ding*

"Here is your winner, moving onto the GOW finals, Isabella Taylor!!!"

Izzy raises her arms, apparently still oblivious to what the guards have done. The scene fades on Izzy celebrating over JT's lifeless body.


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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>Sent: 5/30/2005 3:05 AM
Backstage, JT Kash is in the medical room laying down. Both Isabella Taylor and Ryan Cain are in there too, apparently to check out how bad off he is.
 
Izzy: "Could you excuse us Ryan, you've had enough TV time tonight."
 
Without saying anything, Ryan leaves. Ha. Izzy leans over JT.
 
Izzy: "I hope you don't think I had anything to do with what happened out there."
 
JT: "I'm sure you didn't, but you know, it's odd how that worked out. Isn't it?"
 
Izzy: "What can I say, men naturally want to help me out."
 
JT: "Yeah, well all the same, you earned it."
 
JT puts a hand on Izzy's shoulder.
 
JT: "Just don't forget what happened out there. You could be next."
 
Izzy smiles.
 
Izzy: "Somehow I doubt it, but thanks anyway sweetheart. Get some rest."
 
She leaves, and JT stares after her before finally closing his eyes.
 

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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>Sent: 5/30/2005 3:06 AM

"The following contest is a GOW semi-final match scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls!"

Cain's entrance is first, but as he comes down the ramp, a team of MSN security comes with him. Cain notices them at the bottom of the ramp, but it's pretty clear that he didn't invite them. They come closer, and as Cain gets to the bottom of the ramp, the lights go out. When they come on moments later, Cain is out cold in the ring, and the security team surrounds the ring like they did earlier with JT and Izzy.

Joey: Oh, what a sham.

Trunks: If by that you mean, what a strange thing for Cain to do to himself, then I agree.

Ace makes his way to the ring and immediately starts stomping the hell out of Cain. He lifts Cain and throws him hard to the corner. Cain stumbles out right into a boot to the face. Hart grabs Cain for his Pedigree, but Cain ducks down and rears his head up for sort of a legal low blow. Cain pulls out and starts fighting back with fists. He runs to the ropes, bounces for a Lionsault, but his feet are held by guards and Cain just falls back, right into a Reverse DDT by Ace. Cover for two.

Trunks: In all seriousness, I wonder what this stuff is about.

Joey: No idea, but it's horrible.

Ace whips Cain to the corner and avalanches him. He starts throwing hard fists into Cain, and that goes on for a while until Cain is looking more like a doll than a wrestler. Ace whips Cain to the otherside of the ring, but Cain does even make it, he falls to the mat. And rolls sideways into the ringpost. While Ace has words with the ref, the guards pull Ryan's hair and legs, giving him a Bow and Arrow Lock on the ring post. They shove him back towards Ace who picks him up and toys with him... shoving him around. Cain ducks a clothesline though and connects with the Zero Superkick!!! He covers but Ace is able to kick out just before two, he's still fresh.

Trunks: Man, Cain isn't letting this handicap get to him, he's fighting back hard.

Joey: I just wonder when the tasers will come out.

Ace gets up first and drives a hard knee into Cain's head. Ryan is whipped to the corner and as he stumbles back, Ace goes for his Pedigree again, looking pissed off. This time he connects, and he rolls Ryan over, quickly scoring the first fall of the match with very little effort on his part.

*ding*

Joey: God, Ace is basically 100% still. He's not even sweating.

Trunks: That's either a really strong anti-perperent, or Cain is in trouble.

Ace drags Cain back up and goes for another Pedigree... and Christ, he hits it!!! Cain is rolled over. One! Two! Thr- NO!!!! Cain shoots his arm up at the last possible moment. Ace is furious, dragging Cain blatantly to the edge of the ring and flipping him through the ropes to the outside. He purposely distracts the ref, well aware of what's going on unlike Izzy. The guards destroy Cain with nightsticks and fling him back in. Ace grabs him and covers, but again Cain kicks out.

Joey: Ace Hart is scum, Trunks. Pondscum!

Trunks: Thanks for being specific, I didn't know what kind of scum you meant.

Ace gets Cain up and leans him on the ropes, throwing vicious chops into his sternum. Ace whips, but Cain reverses the whip. Ace comes back, and Cain is already running up the turnbuckles. Ace is nailed with Whisper in the Wind, right to the face. The fans are exstatic now. Both Cain and Ace get up around the same time. Cain charges, but Ace hollows him out with a Kitchen Sink to the ribs. Cain does a full flip, landing on his back. Ace rips him up, but Cain leaps and puts distance between them with a Dropkick to the chest. Ace flies back and falls into the ref. Sigh. A guard gets up on the apron... the one with the taser!!! BOOO!!!! He's got the taster ready again, signaling to Ace.

Trunks: Oh snap, Cain is about to... uhh... NOT get tasered by MSN Security.

Ace catches Cain with a low blow while the ref is down. He grabs Ryan's arm and prepares to whip him right into the taser guard!!! Ace whips, but Ryan reverses!!! No wait, Ace reverses back... but Ryan turns it around last second!!! Ace's back collides with the taser gun. He falls forward, but Ryan connects with the Zero Superkick a second time!!! Ryan covers, the ref comes back to reality... ONE! TWO! THREE!!!

*ding*

Joey: YES! Ryan turns the tables!!! Take that!

Trunks: MSN says they ran out of pink paper. What color do you want your slip to be?

Joey: Shut up! Ryan's odds are 30%, just like JT's. Argh.

Ryan climbs the ropes to get to the top. Like JT he looks like he's about to dive off onto the guards... but he fakes them out!!! They all cover themselves, and he uses the time to fly off the ropes onto Ace- but Ace is already standing, and he fires a forearm into Ryan's crotch on the way down. Bummer. Cain is down and out. Ace picks him up and throws him to the rope. Cain comes back right into THE CROWN! ACK! GORE! BLOOD! GLAYVEN! Ace pins for the surefire cover... but Cain kicks out!

Joey: What? HA!

Trunks: That's odd.

Ace doesn't sweat it, he's in total control. He grabs Cain and hooks him up... Guts And Glory!!! Ouch, what a crash. Ryan is sprawled out. Ace hooks a leg... One. Two. Thr- Foot on the rope!!! Again Ryan escapes defeat! Now Ace is upset. He goes to the ropes and demands one of the guards give him a taser so he can finish this himself, but obviously they can't admit to having them, so they pretend not to know what he's talking about. Meanwhile, Cain is slowly getting up, slowly rising to his feet. The crowd is building up around him. He's stumbling around behind Ace, but slowly getting more aware. Ace gets fed up and turns back around. Cain goes for a third Superkick, Ace scouts it and catches it... tries to turn it into Fashionably Late... but Cain reverses and goes for the same move!!! Ace freaks out and low blows right in front of the ref, but the ref panics because of the caliber of the match and doesn't call for the bell. Ace goes for Guts N Glory.... but Ryan reverses into a Hurricanrana!!! Ace stumbles to his feet, turns around- kick to the gut!!! Ryan hooks him up and nails Ace with Guts N Glory!!! His own finisher!!! Ryan hooks the leg- 3 count!!!

*ding ding*

"Here is your winner, Ryan FOCKIN Cain!!!"

Cain can't celebrate, because he's face down on the mat next to Ace. The ref checks on him, raising his arm as the scene fades away with Cain's music playing.


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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>Sent: 5/30/2005 3:08 AM
Again we go backstage where there seems to be some commotion. Several guards in purple have Felix Theodore Newman by the arms, dragging him to the exit. He's yelling at the top of his lungs, but almost nothing gets through without a bleep- and there's a black bar over his mouth.
 
FTN: "MSN... mine... unfair... blah blah... title... MINE!!!"
 
With that, he's tossed out of the arena and the doors close behind him. Hmm.

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From: MSN Nickname§üpernøvä�?/nobr>Sent: 5/30/2005 3:12 AM
"The following contest is for the W2K Championship, scheduled for ONE FALL!"
 
Black Widow eyeballs W2K Champion, William Rodney Mercy as he makes his way down the ramp toward ringside. The desire can be read right off her face�?she wants that belt�?and WRM knows it. He can feel her eyes boring a hole right through his chest. She backs up to her own corner as WRM climbs up the steps, neither person taking their eye off of the other. Mercy steps through the ropes, into the ring�?very cautiously. He backs up to the corner opposite of Widow and hands the W2K Title Belt over to the referee, who holds it high above his head to show that it’s on the line. This is what it’s all about.

*DING DING!*

The two circle up to start it off, meeting in the center of the ring and locking it up with a typical collar-and-elbow. They push back and forth for several moments, before simultaneously shoving out of it and backing up. Widow smirks at WRM and they circle again. For the second time they go into the collar-and-elbow, WRM managing to gain an advantage, grabbing Widow in a side headlock. Widow pulls him back to the ropes before forcing him off of her and sending him across to the opposite ropes. WRM comes back, floors Widow with a running shoulder block, and this match is starting off in a pretty generic fashion. WRM hits the ropes, but Widow suddenly nips up to her feet, catching a running William Rodney Mercy with a quick arm drag, sending him all the way across the ring and almost to the floor before he manages to stop himself.

Mercy pulls himself up by use of the ropes and the two stare off, once more. Widow backs off for a moment, letting Rodney get his footing, before both finally approach each other. Widow expects another lock-up, but Mercy gets the go behind and a back waist-lock. Standing switch from Widow and she goes for a German Suplex, but Rodney elbows out of it, taking Widow over with a snapmare. Both are quick to get back to their feet. Widow grabs a headlock�?Mercy counters it into a hammerlock, which Widow counters with one of her own. CHAIN WRESTLING! Rodney drops down and picks Widow’s ankle, rolling onto her back and grabbing a headlock. Widow is quick to roll out and grab an armbar before WRM counters into a keylock. Finally, they just start going counter for counter in a set of moves that don’t really have names until they both stand up and go for dropkicks at the same time, neither connecting, both falling. The fans applaud the athleticism as the match continues.

Widow blocks a WRM right hand and goes for a whip, but Rodney reverses it and pulls Widow to him, flooring her with a HUGE clothesline, laying her flat on the canvas. Finally, someone seems to have a decided advantage. WRM stomps on Widow a couple of times before getting a pick-up. He whips Widow across to the ropes, she rebounds, and is dropped hard with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. WRM with the first pin attempt of the match and only gets two. Mercy with another pick-up and he backs Widow to a corner before whipping her across. She hits hard, but stays in the corner. WRM poises before charging�?and flies into the air, looking for a Stinger Splash�?but Widow collapses! The W2K Champion hits the top turnbuckle before taking a nasty spill to the outside!

Widow is given some time to recuperate while Mercy tries to recover on the outside. WRM finally pulls himself back to his feet�?but Widow catches him with a plancha from inside the ring! It lands perfectly and Widow is quick to get back to her feet, pulling WRM up as well. Widow attempts to roll Rodney back into the ring, but he throws several elbows to her gut before turning it into a double-leg takedown. He grabs her by the legs�?sets�?and CATAPULTS her face-first into the ring post! Widow writhes around on the mat outside the ring while the referee’s count reaches six. Mercy recognizes this and is quick to grab Widow and toss her back into the ring, following her closely.

WRM gets the pick-up and scoop slams Widow in front of the turnbuckles. He points up to the heavens before heading to the top rope. He perches�?poses�?and�?Black-End FUSION! NO! WIDOW MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Rodney grabs at his tailbone and jumps back up to his feet to keep all pressure off of his hind quarters�?turning just in time to be met with a Black Widow running headscissor takeover, being sent across the ring. Widow stalks over to him before dropping a leg across his throat and covering for the pin that only gets two before Mercy manages to get his shoulder up.

Widow with another pick-up and sends Mercy into the ropes. He ducks a clothesline and hits them again. WRM comes FLYING into the air after bouncing off the ropes like a slingshot, looking to smash Widow’s face with a flying forearm�?but instead is met in the chin with the bottoms of Widow’s boots! Picture perfect dropkick from Black Widow! Another cover�?one�?two�?thr- SHOULDER UP!

Widow punches the mat once out of frustration before getting back to her feet. She goes for another pick-up, but WRM manages to break out of it and send several right hands right to her jaw. He backs her to the corner before going for a whip across the ring, but Widow reverses, pulling him to her. Rodney suddenly leaps into the air�?Rod-Effec-�?No!!! Widow pushes him off of her�?and yanks him out of the air with the Sweet Dream!!!!! She covers�?

�?one�?

�?two�?

�?LIGHTS OUT!!!

WHAT?!? The arena suddenly falls into nothing but blackness�?WTF?!?

Moments later, the lights over the ring come back on, but all else is still left in darkness, and the bewilderment on Widow’s face is crystal clear�?while Rodney is still struggling to recover.

All attention is drawn to the stage when two spotlights suddenly turn on, pointed directly toward it. They only reveal two sections of the stage�?one to the far left�?the other to the far right�?and in the area illuminated by one spotlight�?rests the W2K Title Belt�?in the other�?the PWT World Title Belt previously held by FTN. All is quiet�?the tension so thick it could suffocate.

Both of those spotlights shut off at the same time�?and we are cast into darkness, once more�?before a single spotlight is cast toward the center of the stage, where a new golden title belt is revealed. Moments later, a rather large figure steps into the light�?and picks up the unknown title belt. After several seconds of anticipation�?the man wearing a purple MSN t-shirt steps completely into the spotlight�?bringing with it the face of PowerTrip. Does this mean�??

PowerTrip: Sorry to interrupt such a blatant lack of athleticism�?but this is essential to the future of W2K.

Widow is obviously less than happy in the ring�?and WRM, who has finally back up to his feet, is showing his displeasure with this as well.

PowerTrip: Now, now�?just hear me out. You see this belt I have in my hand? This belt�?is the new prize of W2K under MSN’s control. Next week at God of Wrestling�?there will be a match under the rules that Mr. Champion, here, William Rodney Mercy, announced earlier this month�?but it isn’t going to be a W2K Title Match, oh no, a title as low as that just wouldn’t live up to all the hype that’s been put behind this match. Four competitors, including myself, Black Widow, and William Rodney Mercy�?will compete for the MSN Championship Belt.

The crowd goes into an uproar, obviously not liking this very much�?at all.

PowerTrip: I bid you good day.

WRM: Wait!

Mercy’s voice suddenly rings out over the entire arena with a heavy breath.

WRM: Wait! This match can’t go down�?because I haven’t chosen the fourth participant yet.

PowerTrip: Oh, don’t you worry�?it’s been taken care of.

Uh�?what does that mean? Moments later, a barrage of security begins to make its way down the entryway toward the ring. Widow and WRM look at each other before looking back at the security�?what the hell is this? The line of security just doesn’t seem to stop�?until finally, enough big burly men in purple MSN shirts with “SECURITY�?embroidered on the back have come out to completely surround the ring. They all stand there for a moment before finally climbing onto the apron and entering the ring as a single unit. They completely surround WRM and Widow who look exhausted and quite frankly not looking like they can keep fighting. The crowd erupts when Matt Taylor suddenly comes barreling down the ramp toward the ring. He jumps up onto the apron and the security stops for a moment. He’s about to get into the ring�?when he stops�?and gives the team of security a little wave... to go ahead? He watches on as they all pounce Widow and Mercy. The two are completely engulfed in security as they’re pounded into the canvas�?and Matt Taylor is just watching! He’s even smiling!

Finally, Taylor gives another little wave of his hand, and the security backs off, stepping out of the ring as Matt jumps up onto the top turnbuckle. He perches�?poses for the crowd for several moments, a huge grin etched onto his face�?and finally, he leaps off, crashing down on both Widow and Mercy at the same time with a HUGE English Style 450 Splash. Matt rests on his knees, smirking down at the two fallen competitors�?seeming very pleased with himself.

And this is where we fade to black.

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