RINGSIDE

Eddie: "We just heard from the Interm Manager Trunks Kenni, the man who you replaced here at the desk-"

Askin: "Whoa, Mack... you replaced Trunks, as you're second string. I have Joey Kewl's chair. I'm the play by play."

Eddie: "Alright, alright, but it seems he has something planned here tonight- and here he is walking down to the ring. Maybe we're gonna find out just what his plans are."

Askin: "Wow, it's amazing to me to think about how you got that chair, Edz. Of course he's gonna tell us, he's only got an hour to unveil it anyway, so in any case, even if he's coming out to order a pizza, we're gonna find out sooner or later."

FLASH!

[ Trunks walks up the steps, walking past fans who try to snag his hand. He climbs in and has a mic. The W2K chants are loud, and he lets them go- until he puts his hand up and they start to simmer down... ]

Trunks: "Welcome to SEEEEEEEEEASON TEEEEEEEEEEN!"

Crowd: "DUB TWO KAY! DUB TWO KAY! DUB TWO KAY!"

Trunks: "Tonight, I wanted to put in the spotlight something that hasn't really gotten it's just due in past seasons, and that's-"

[ "Floating in Darkness" by Fear Factory bombs down mid-song, as it forces Trunks to take notice towards the entrance where Kutter Flash charges out onto stage. ]

Askin: "The w2K Champion himself..."

Eddie: "But for how long with Ace Hart and WallStreet on his tail?"

[ Boos rain down, but his head cocks side to side and he flips off some fans, smacking signs and drinks out of hands and heads into the ring- taking the mic right out of Trunks' hand. ]

Kutter Flash: "Cut the shit! Cut it! Everyone already knows your shit for brains plans for tonight, Trunks, we all know you're gonna rehas the same god damned match we've had seventy times this past month, and you're gonna have me defend this fucking title against... Nic E Dangerously!"

Crowd: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAR! N E D! N E D! N E D!"

Eddie: "Is that it?!"

Askin: "So predictable!"

Eddie: "You had a chance to sit down with WallStreet, who thinks HE will be facing Kutter at Cyberslam, if this is true, we could see Dangerously versus WallStreet at Cyberslam- the implications of tonight are very grave for all sides involved!"

[ Trunks is shaking his head smiling. ]

Trunks: "Kutter, poor, mislead, misunderstood Kutter. Tsk tsk tsk. You see, you don't have to jump the gun. When I run business, that's how you get yourself in trouble. Infact, it's like.... volunteering. You've volunteered to place your title on the line here tonight!"

[ Another huge roar form the crowd, but trunks presses on, getting another mic. ]

Trunks: "And I thank you for that, it'll help fill up time before the main event because oops, Kuts, dear sweet lil Kuts, this announcement wasn't about you or about how you really need a bath-"

[ Kutter stomps around back and forth, snbeering like a wild animal. ]

Trunks: "No, it was about the Main Event of tonight that doesn't have you or the W2K Title involved but is actually containing a match that was designed but never used... and it was about the Impact Title..."

[ Another rush from the crowd... ]

Eddie: "Is he implying we will have a new Impact Champion tonight?!"

Askin: "I think he is..."

Trunks: "And it will have seven men a part of it-"

Eddie: "Seven?"

Trunks: "But, since you so wonderfually and thoughtfully volunteered yourself into a match and put up the W2K Title, I say let's make tonight interesting. I say...."

Kutter Flash: "Fuck it. Do it. Me veruss Dangerdick, right here, right now, Fuck it."

[ The crowd give sits roar of approval.... but Trunks just shakes his head. ]

Trunks: "I'm management now, Kuts, so I can only work with what I have, and what I have right now is the W2K Champion ready to put it all on the line, but no Dangerously. He's not here."

Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Trunks: "Sorry, but he's simply not here, wasn't ever scheduled to be here, but I do have something that is just as good and alot of you out there would consider even better, because I don't have one opponent for you Kuts, I have TWO!"

Crowd: "WAAAAAAAAALLL STREEEEEEEEEEET! WALLLLL STREEEEEEET!"

[ Again, Trunks shakes his head. ]

Trunks: "C'mon, that's gotta wait for my payday. Not, it's not Dangerously and it's not the Marquee of Mainstream but I do have...... A Dangerously for you..."

[ Kutter sneers again. ]

Crowd: "TLD! TLD! TLD! TLD! TLD! TLD! TLD!"

Trunks: "And I do have someone ELSE from the mainstream...."

Eddie: "He's gotta be talking about Terri Lamin and... and... oh god who else could it be?!"

Askin: "It must be huge... he's waiting for it..."

Kutter Flash: "WHO THE FUCK IS IT?!"

[ Another grin by Trunks. ]

Trunks: "You will be facing... in a triple threat match.... none other than two... TWO former W2K Champions who each held the title once... the first and probably biggest thorn in FCC's side since Eminem is TERRI.... LAMIN.... DANGEROUSLY!"

Crowd: "TLD TLD TLD TLD TLD TLD!"

Eddie: "Terri Lamin Dangerously gets a shot at the W2K Title here tonight!"

[ Although the crowd breaks out in TLD and E C TERRI chants, Kutter's pacing becomes almost stompings of a temper tantrum... ]

Trunks: "And the second challenger is.... the SOUTHERN HEARTTHROB... CHRIIIIIIISTIAAAAAN MICHHHEAAAALS!!!!!!!"

[ A huge, deafening roar, as Kutter's belt come soff his waist and goes around his shoulder... he holds it up and screams at the crowd, inaudible and thankfully so... ]

Askin: "So we have an Impact title match to crown the first Impact Champion of Season Ten, and we have a triple threat W2K Title match with Kutter Flash defending against Terri Lamin and Christian Michaels... is that something or is that something?"

Eddie: "It's crazy, that's what it is, John. Absolutely insane, and Hamid's not even here yet."

Askin: "Of course. Hamid Ismaili, the owner and operator and the man who brought us Season Ten is a highly volitile individual, and who will be able to tell what type of antics he'll come up with..."

Trunks: "As for the MAIN EVENT tonight for the Impact Title, I'm bringing back a match that was penciled on paper one day and placed on the conference desk, and it was shuffled from hand to hand and looked at and frowned upon but I've decided how else to make an impact then use something that would be fast paced, dangerous, and decisive? So I'm taking the corner to corner to corner to corner domed cage, and I'm gonna let men like... Sean Locke.... like Ace Hart.... like Johnny Fame... like "

[ The crowd gets louder and louder... ]

Trunks: "Like Damien Destruction... like Kenny Justice- and more all into that cage, and I'm gonna let them make an impact on each other and all of you- and I'm gonna makeit elimination so the last man standing will be Impact Champion!"

[ Another roar, as Kutter slaps the mic out of his hand. ]

Kutter Flash: "Fuck the midcard, you tons of fun piece of animal lard. You get those two fucks in the ring, and I'm gonna take them both down, right fucking now."

[ Trunks looks alittle worried, but he nods, as we start to fade out- ]

Askin: "Triple threat W2k Title Match... next!"

W2K TITLE MATCH:
Kutter Flash (c) vs Christian Michaels vs Terri Lamin Dangerously

[ Fade back in... as the crowd is getting anxious and louder and louder and Kutter and Terri are already in the ring, eying each other, as "Line in the Sand" comes on and the crowd stands up and tries to look over one another, to see Christian Michaels' return to an actual, real deal W2K ring, as no one made sings because NO ONE KNEW.... not even CM because he's not really in his gear, he's in jeans and a shirt and he's pushed out of the curtain with a glazed, confused look on his face, pointing at himself and the ring... ]

Eddie: "I'm thinking that Christian wasn't notified beforehand."

Askin: "If I were Trunks and had Christian Michaels visiting backstage, I'd throw his ass into this match too. It's good business."

[ CM heads towards the ring, as the bell sounds and Kutter gets ready to pounce at CM as he come sin0 but Terri  takes a few running steps and bashes the sole of her foot right into the side of Kutter's head- he recoils in a spiral and goes to take a wild swing but she ducks it easy- ]

Eddie: "The sheer size disadvantage that Terri has right now is just ludicrous."

[ She's behind him and CM slides into the ring- as he turns around to gt Terri again, he's blocke dby CM who gives a shot to his jaw, and another- but Kutter spirals to the left and sends a side kick into CM's stomach that cuts him in half. Kutter grabs his head by the hair and sends him into the corner fast and hard... and then goes to GORE- but Terri grabs a kicking leg from his run and has him fumble up and fall face first. He wrenches onto his back and sends a stiff heel into her face, and she shoots back and into the ropes... CM comes out of the corner with the held of the second rope and drives a knee into Kutter's head, but it's too late as Terri's already seeing stars. Kutter rolls to his feet but CM catches him for a DDt, but Kutter's power drives CM up onto his shoulder and he squahses him with a panckae slam. CM's arms go back, and he rolls to get up but a kick to the ribs sends him in a roll towards the ropes. Terri's getting to her feet, but Kutter whisks around and grabs her, wheeling her in a spin and then throws her hard into CM, who was pulling himself up as both knock into each other and roll out of the ring and onto the floor as two lumps! ]

Eddie: "Kutter... always finding a new weapon, even if it's a person."

Askin: "Now fans in W2K there are no DQ's, and no countouts, except under certain stipulations. So this match will continue intil someone is in the ring to tap out or be pinned."

[ Both are trying to push up... and CM's up more as Kutter charges across and goes into a two split slide that sends a foot into each- Cm hits the guardrail first as Terri rolls into it and almost gets whiplash, but Kutter rolls on out, and grabs Terri... he throws her into the ring, and follows suit, and covers- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Terri rolls under him and saves the match herself, but NOT herself.... as Kutter rips her up to her feet, and swings her up for a Mitchinoku type driver; Terri shoves off behind him and goes for a "Terrikick", but he takes it to the back and stumbles a few steps head, grabbing the top rope and turning... Terri turns, and CM tosses her a chair from the outside- she spins with it and smashes Kutter in the head as he goes for a GORE, deflecting him backwards... he comes back but she throws the chair at him, he catches it and she hits a dropkick, deflecting him again towards away... Cm rolls in the ring and finds him stumbling and hits a bulldog to Kutter- face first onto the chair! Kutter bounces up and rolls, holding his face, as CM goes for a cover- ONE! TWO! NO!!!! ]

Eddie: "Terri and Christian were sort of working together up until now... Terri just pulled CM off of Kuts!"

Askin: "Ohh.... if it were me I'd slap her-"

[ CM gets up, schocked, pointing at Kutter and yelling at Terri... she narrows her eyes and kicks him right in the jimbo- ]

Askin: "Okay, maybe I wouldn't. But I'd damn sure make her pay the doctor bill."

[ CM doubles over and Terri turns for the "Terri-fied"... but CM spins, with her, and shoves her into a recovering Kutter- who she bumps into, and Kutter picks her up over his head, and LAUNCHES her outside the ring and into Eddie and Askin's laps! ]

Crowd: "EC TERRI ECW TERRI! EC TERRI!"

Eddie: "Holy cow, she just missled straight from a silo and blew up our damn table!"

Askin: "If I get even one spinter in my coffee, I'm gonna take this up with Trunks!"

[ Terri is a lump on a log, amist a bunch of other... broken logs... As Kutter raises both hands in the air and turns- into CM and the chair! CRASH! Kutter drops like a sack of bad habits, and Cm drops the chair. He pulls up Kuts, whos gotta be seeing stars... and pulls him in for a piledriver, raising one hand... and goes to up him up... but Kutter blocks it and sends CM up in a back body, and turns so Cm lands on the chair- CM pops up, holding his lower back, and Kutter turns around and boots him in the head, rips him him up to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Kutter takes the opposite way and goes for the GOREEE.... but CM flips forward, back to back with Kutter and ends up unscathed over the mountain... CM spins and goes for the "WHAPPED"... it connects and Kutter goes back to the ropes, Terri grabs his foot, and Kutter goes to strike CM but fouls up... he turns, grabs the top and kicks at Terri, but CM runs up and dumps him out of the ring- he almost falls on Terri, but she leaps out of the way... Kutter grabs the guard rail and Terri hops onto it, and brings down aguillotine, smashing him face first into the rail... the fans fly up for her, as she falls into the crowd, standing back up and grabbing Kutter's head, ramming him into the rail again-- he backs off, towards the ring, and CM comes down with his own baseball slide- Kutter shakes it off and grabs Terri- pulling her into the line of fire, and her head gets rattled!! ]

Eddie: "It takes a sick, sick man to put a woman in danger like that."

Askin: "Or maybe someone who wants to keep his title... how can we know, we've never been in the ring, but there's some girls out there I'd like to hit right in the face, man."

[ Terri is thrown into the ring by Kutter, who follows, as CM comes after him with some axe handles- but Kutter jabs him in the stomach hard, backing him up to corner and hitting a shoulder block, and a second, taking the wind out of him... Kutter backs out, grabbing CM and setting him up on the top... Kutter goes up for a Superplex...  He gets to the second rope, but is plucked in the eyes by CM... CM shoves him down and into the canvas and sets sail with "Southern Climate", as he connects the big leg drop on Kutter, bounces, and heads back for a cover- ONE! TWO! NO! Terri dropkicks him in the head, and rips him up, sending him to the ropes, but CM reverses it, Terri stops herself with her foot, and grabs CM as he followed, hugging his head and brings him down in a front face DDT! He pops up and she comes back at him and hammers him with a lariat over the top.... Kutter stalks up to one knee and as Terri turns for him... GOREE!!!!!!! the crowd goes nuts as Terri almost loses her head, and Kutter hooks a single leg- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell sounds! ]

Eddie: "Kutter Flash has retained!"

Askin: "In a split second this match went from Christian's to Terris, and back to Kutter, and he keeps his belt firmly in his grasp..."

[ Fade out as Kutter lifts the title over his head, and his music blares... ]

BACKSTAGE FLASH!

[ Trunks' makeshift office with Hamid's desk... he's shaking his head and smiling at the monitor as the door opens and in walks James McKnight. He slams his fist on the table all menacing like. ]

Trunks: "Something I can possibly help you with?"

McKnight: "What is this shit?!"

Trunks: "Uhmmm.... what shit is that sir?"

McKnight: "Ohh... what a crapfest this place is. I should have given you and that Arabic asshole the finger instead of signing. I AM THE IMPACT CHAMPION... so how can you have a match for it tonight to crown one.... IF I ALREADY HAVE IT?"

Trunks: "Okay then.... where is it?"

[ Seconds tick by, as McKnight finally says: ]

McKnight: "I don't have it ON me, stupid. I won it at Wrestlepalooza-"

Trunks: "Ahhhh, I see where the misunderstanding is now, Mister McKnight. You see, everything after Anarchy is null and void. You never won the Impact Title at Palooza because Palooza didn't take place."

McKnight: "What the hell do you mean it never took place?! I was there, I took place in it, also my win was in it... so uh.... you know... I won it. There. See? I saw you there."

Trunks: "Whoa, I wasn't there. Don't imply that, I can lose my job, man."

McKnight: "Maybe you should lose your job, if you're gonna take my damn title away!"

Trunks: "I can't take away a title you don't have, dear kind sir. Now, if you want the title, you can go out there and do something about it, like win it on the record, so all this meaningless talk can lead somewhere."

McKnight: "........ fine. I'll go out there and DEFEND my title. Then I'll be back so you can kiss my ass."

[ Follow McKnight out the door, where Kutter Flash is about to come in with the Championship.... until someone blindsides him with a chair!! ]

Johnny Fame: "OHH-AH!!! That;s what you get, for messing with my girl!"

Kutter Flash: "You little piece of snot-"

[ Another blindside from the back, Kutter shakes off the webs, stumbling, and then JAR and Fame both Con-CHAIR-To him right in the noggin, and he goes down. ]

Johnny Fame: "Now that's gangsta."

Jon Reed: "Hells yeah. PITEWEE!"

[ Reed spits at Kutter, and kicks him in the ribs. ]

Johnny Fame: "Let's totally go tell Terri we busted him up and left him for dead. One of us is sure to get laid then."

[ Trunks flies through the door. ]

Trunks: "... Jesus. You two dolts..."

Johnny Fame: "Oh shut up, he was getting on your nerves, too. Geex, we do the entire world a favor, Jon, and they act like we kicked their champions' ass or something."

Jon Reed: "Yeah... faggots."

Trunks: "I AM NOT A FAGGO- Ugh... you two are definately gonna get it. You wanna be funny? You wanna mess with the Champ? Next week, you'll get your chance.... in a match. A Handicapped match.... you two morons versus Kutter Flash.... and I think most of the W2K will agree that you two are the handicap. Now get out of my sight!"

Jon Reed: "Fag."

Johnny Fame: "Totally."

[ Fade out. ]

IMPACT TITLE MATCH
DOME OF DOOM

[ We fade ringside as Ace Hart, Maynard, Sean Locke, Kenny Justice are all already in the Dome. "It's All Over" is playing, as a disgruntled James McKnight is heading to the ring, acting like he's about to slap a few fans on the way down. ]

Eddie: "McKnight is feeling a bit... robbed I suppose. He feels he is Impact Champion."

Askin: "Well then he should have no problem winning the match."

Eddie: "Apparently, it's elimination by pinfall or submission, and it's almost like a cage match, only it has a top ceiling of caging, almost a half circle, close enough for stars to jump up and touch..."

Askin: "This was that former Jungle Gym match, isn't it? The one where the guy hit his head and sued?"

Eddie: "Yeppers."

[ The music stops as the door opens, and McKnight heads in. The bell no more than sounds as Maynard scours to the ropes, and just outside on the apron, the only place he can go outside the ring. It's like a very small elimination chamber.... but Ace Hart gets a talking to by James, who's still intent on letting everyone know just who is already the Impact Champ.... but Justice comes at them, and both turn and hit a double clothesline to cut him down... Ace moves towards the corner with Maynard, who seems to be waiting for a tag... ]

Eddie: "Curious indeed."

Askin: "Maynard is one of the freakiest f***ing people ever. Nuff said."

[ Maynard reaches in like Golem for his Precious at Ace Hart... grabs his tights and pulls, taking a peek, Ace spins and knocks his elbow hard into the temple, and Maybard crashes back into the caging... Locke grabs McKnight and sends him into the ropes... and comes back with a scoop into a Somoan Drop- but McKnight swirls around and for a DDT... Locke puts his leg WAY ahead of him to put on the brakes and thrusts James off of him and into a waiting Justice who hits an Atomic Drop; James stumbles forward and into Locke who hits a scooping side slam... he goes to pin but Justice takes him from the back, pulling him back and bowing for an inverted Suplex, dropping him forward and back onto James McKnight, who feels it in his gut, and Locke bounces off. Ace comes at Justice and hits a solid boot to the side of the face, knocking him several feet to one side, Locke come sup and is caught in a bear hug by Ace, and then slammed by a headbutt... Locke stumbles back and Ace kicks, hitting a neckbreaker... he goes to get up and James grabs his foot for a handed-drop toe and goes for a half crab.... Ace is pulled to the middle of the ring, but Justice grabs James and hits a snap suplex, releasing Ace Hart... He pushes up and Maynard stands before him, grabbing his head like for a piledriver, but rubbing back and forth... ]

Eddie: "What the heck is he doing?"

Askin: "I don't think the viewers at home want to know!"

[ Ace has enough and lifts Maynard up from that position and back bodies him so hard he flies back and into Justice like a wrecking ball, he turns, livid, and goes for Maynard, but Locke grabs him from behind with a full nelson.... Ace mule kicks back and gets free, turning, but Locke gets a haymaker in, knokcing Ace back- he goes for a clothesline but Ace ducks behind and grabs a waistlock, but Locke reaches his arm around for a headlock... Ace twists and turns and finally brings him back in a belly to back- locke's head hitting the turnbuckle... He goe slimp as we move on to McKnight and Justice squaring off... Justice is grabbed on by Maynard... for a waistlock, but he starts rubbing up and down... Justice squeezes away and into a lariat by James, who's quite proud... And Maynard pats him on the back... then rubs it some as McKnight flies away when he goes for his ass- he comes back with a round house kick to the face, and Ace comes at Maynard and hits "Phenominal"... Maynard is lain out- ONE! TWO! THREE!!! Maynard is eliminated. ]

Askin: "Say good day to Reggie Rae."

[ Ace comes up and as the door opens, McKnight, Ace, and Justice throw Maynard out... then turn on each other as Justice gives James a rolling whip, sending him through the ropes and into the cage... as James recovers, Justice takes a run and dives through.... James moves and Justice crumples with his legs still in the ring. james goes to pull him in, but Ace spins him around- he's caught by Locke, blocked, and kicked, as Locke brings Sce up and around and over the top and into the cage- Ace bounces back and Locke hits a belly to back of his own!  Locke pops up and James hits a shoulder block into a Northerns lights, but Locke grabs the top rope on the way down and blocks, then sends knee after kneee, alternating, into the gut of James... James doubles over and Locke is back on his feet and hits a planting DDT... and James is down. Locke goes for the pin- ONE! TWO! NO!!! James kicks out... ]

Eddie: "Saving 'his' title, I suppose!"

[ James gets up and Justice comes off the top with a missle dropkick- it connects, as James goes flying, and Justice has crashed and burned.... Locke picks him up, but Justice jumps and grabs the top caging, bringing his knees up and into Locke's face... Locke falls back into the ropes and Justice hops down and goes for "Busted Out", connecting it and going for the cover, but Ace grabs him by the hair and pulls him up... he tosses him into the corner, and Ace comes down with a driving elbow on Locke... he covers- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Justice comes down with the "All In" atop Ace and Locke- bouncing off as Ace rolls to the side... Justice gets up and covers- ONE! TWO! THREE! Sean Locke is eliminated! ]

Askin: "There goes more broken dreams."

[ Justice pops up, proud of himself, but is raked in the back by James, who brings him by the head and set up for the "Dead Stop".... he connects it, and McKnight covers- ONE! TWO! THREE!! Kenny Justice is eliminated... James gets up and ready for Ace with a arm drag, but Ace rolls with it and bounces to his feet, hitting the ropes and coming at James with a high cross body- James goes with it and hits a Fall-a-way slam.... lurching back and bridging for the cover- ONE! ]

Eddie: "MAYBE HE IS THE IMPACT CHAMPION!"

[ TWO! NO! Ace shoots a shoulder up... ]

Askin: "You've got to ask yourself, after being dry humped by Maynard, ho wcan anyone have the will to go on? A Champion could, that's for sure."

[ Kenny Justice is almost out of the ring, when he turns around and finds James arguing with the ref... he spins him and hits the "Busted Out"... then rolls matter of factly out of the ring...  as James stumbles up, is kicked, and hit by the "Paragon".... ONE! TWO! THREEE! James McKnight is eliminated, as "Call my Name" by RA blasts, and the ref gives the IMpact ITtle to Ace Hart, who holds it high above his head... ]

Askin: "Well, in these final minutes, I guess you could say James KcKnight was robbed twice this night.

Eddie: "Indeed, Kenny Justice just basically pulled McKnight over at a stop sign and stole his ride. Surely, he's gonna get an ear full of words and a face full of fist for this one, John."

Askin: "Our hour is up... see you next week!"

Ending Scene

[A video begins of a man who hasn't been seen in W2K since mid 2004.  It's former Tag Team Champion, Impact Champion, and Television Champion, David Van Dam.]<o:p></o:p>

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David Van Dam: "Well, well, well.  Wrestling 2000.  Is it time to come back to this s***hole?  I think it is.  Not because I feel obligated to, though.  Only because I want to.  I want to show you what REAL wrestling is about.  None of this garbage they've been giving you.  None of this crap W2K fans are used to.  It's time for W2K to get introduced to professional wrestling as it was meant to be, and that's as David Van Dam...  Heh, this is going to feel good... Real good.  So let me welcome you to my era, W2K.  The reign of David Van Dam as the supreme force in W2K will begin soon.  So W2K, you better prepare, because you will never be the same."<o:p></o:p>

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[End video.]

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