FLASH!

[ Trunks walks up the steps, walking past fans who try to snag his hand. He climbs in and has a mic. The W2K chants are loud, and he lets them go- until he puts his hand up and they start to simmer down... ]

Trunks: "Welcome to SEEEEEEEEEASON TEEEEEEEEEEN!"

Crowd: "DUB TWO KAY! DUB TWO KAY! DUB TWO KAY!"

Trunks: "Tonight, I wanted to put in the spotlight something that hasn't really gotten it's just due in past seasons, and that's-"

[ "Floating in Darkness" by Fear Factory bombs down mid-song, as it forces Trunks to take notice towards the entrance where Kutter Flash charges out onto stage. ]

Askin: "The w2K Champion himself..."

Eddie: "But for how long with Ace Hart and WallStreet on his tail?"

[ Boos rain down, but his head cocks side to side and he flips off some fans, smacking signs and drinks out of hands and heads into the ring- taking the mic right out of Trunks' hand. ]

Kutter Flash: "Cut the shit! Cut it! Everyone already knows your shit for brains plans for tonight, Trunks, we all know you're gonna rehas the same god damned match we've had seventy times this past month, and you're gonna have me defend this fucking title against... Nic E Dangerously!"

Crowd: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAR! N E D! N E D! N E D!"

Eddie: "Is that it?!"

Askin: "So predictable!"

Eddie: "You had a chance to sit down with WallStreet, who thinks HE will be facing Kutter at Cyberslam, if this is true, we could see Dangerously versus WallStreet at Cyberslam- the implications of tonight are very grave for all sides involved!"

[ Trunks is shaking his head smiling. ]

Trunks: "Kutter, poor, mislead, misunderstood Kutter. Tsk tsk tsk. You see, you don't have to jump the gun. When I run business, that's how you get yourself in trouble. Infact, it's like.... volunteering. You've volunteered to place your title on the line here tonight!"

[ Another huge roar form the crowd, but trunks presses on, getting another mic. ]

Trunks: "And I thank you for that, it'll help fill up time before the main event because oops, Kuts, dear sweet lil Kuts, this announcement wasn't about you or about how you really need a bath-"

[ Kutter stomps around back and forth, snbeering like a wild animal. ]

Trunks: "No, it was about the Main Event of tonight that doesn't have you or the W2K Title involved but is actually containing a match that was designed but never used... and it was about the Impact Title..."

[ Another rush from the crowd... ]

Eddie: "Is he implying we will have a new Impact Champion tonight?!"

Askin: "I think he is..."

Trunks: "And it will have seven men a part of it-"

Eddie: "Seven?"

Trunks: "But, since you so wonderfually and thoughtfully volunteered yourself into a match and put up the W2K Title, I say let's make tonight interesting. I say...."

Kutter Flash: "Fuck it. Do it. Me veruss Dangerdick, right here, right now, Fuck it."

[ The crowd give sits roar of approval.... but Trunks just shakes his head. ]

Trunks: "I'm management now, Kuts, so I can only work with what I have, and what I have right now is the W2K Champion ready to put it all on the line, but no Dangerously. He's not here."

Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Trunks: "Sorry, but he's simply not here, wasn't ever scheduled to be here, but I do have something that is just as good and alot of you out there would consider even better, because I don't have one opponent for you Kuts, I have TWO!"

Crowd: "WAAAAAAAAALLL STREEEEEEEEEEET! WALLLLL STREEEEEEET!"

[ Again, Trunks shakes his head. ]

Trunks: "C'mon, that's gotta wait for my payday. Not, it's not Dangerously and it's not the Marquee of Mainstream but I do have...... A Dangerously for you..."

[ Kutter sneers again. ]

Crowd: "TLD! TLD! TLD! TLD! TLD! TLD! TLD!"

Trunks: "And I do have someone ELSE from the mainstream...."

Eddie: "He's gotta be talking about Terri Lamin and... and... oh god who else could it be?!"

Askin: "It must be huge... he's waiting for it..."

Kutter Flash: "WHO THE FUCK IS IT?!"

[ Another grin by Trunks. ]

Trunks: "You will be facing... in a triple threat match.... none other than two... TWO former W2K Champions who each held the title once... the first and probably biggest thorn in FCC's side since Eminem is TERRI.... LAMIN.... DANGEROUSLY!"

Crowd: "TLD TLD TLD TLD TLD TLD!"

Eddie: "Terri Lamin Dangerously gets a shot at the W2K Title here tonight!"

[ Although the crowd breaks out in TLD and E C TERRI chants, Kutter's pacing becomes almost stompings of a temper tantrum... ]

Trunks: "And the second challenger is.... the SOUTHERN HEARTTHROB... CHRIIIIIIISTIAAAAAN MICHHHEAAAALS!!!!!!!"

[ A huge, deafening roar, as Kutter's belt come soff his waist and goes around his shoulder... he holds it up and screams at the crowd, inaudible and thankfully so... ]

Askin: "So we have an Impact title match to crown the first Impact Champion of Season Ten, and we have a triple threat W2K Title match with Kutter Flash defending against Terri Lamin and Christian Michaels... is that something or is that something?"

Eddie: "It's crazy, that's what it is, John. Absolutely insane, and Hamid's not even here yet."

Askin: "Of course. Hamid Ismaili, the owner and operator and the man who brought us Season Ten is a highly volitile individual, and who will be able to tell what type of antics he'll come up with..."

Trunks: "As for the MAIN EVENT tonight for the Impact Title, I'm bringing back a match that was penciled on paper one day and placed on the conference desk, and it was shuffled from hand to hand and looked at and frowned upon but I've decided how else to make an impact then use something that would be fast paced, dangerous, and decisive? So I'm taking the corner to corner to corner to corner domed cage, and I'm gonna let men like... Sean Locke.... like Ace Hart.... like Johnny Fame... like "

[ The crowd gets louder and louder... ]

Trunks: "Like Damien Destruction... like Kenny Justice- and more all into that cage, and I'm gonna let them make an impact on each other and all of you- and I'm gonna makeit elimination so the last man standing will be Impact Champion!"

[ Another roar, as Kutter slaps the mic out of his hand. ]

Kutter Flash: "Fuck the midcard, you tons of fun piece of animal lard. You get those two fucks in the ring, and I'm gonna take them both down, right fucking now."

[ Trunks looks alittle worried, but he nods, as we start to fade out- ]

Askin: "Triple threat W2k Title Match... next!"