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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FX  (Original Message)Sent: 3/4/2008 12:36 AM

#123
Card Subject to Change

Last week Ryan Cain drew number one for the Anarchy Rumble...about twenty six times. Dante Cross took NED to the limit and showed the world he's earning his spot in the main event scene. Rot is getting back on track with a win over a rising new comer named Christian Othniel. Tony Rich defeated the veteran Ace Hart and Johnny Legend was caught hitting on a child. Not to mention Scott Blaze is still getting cheered. WTF!? Cross and Jacob Mitchell tear each other apart before Jake's sneaky manager ruined it all. Stay tuned in this week for the preview before Anarchy, plus the rumor of two HUGE names coming back.

 

 

Match 1
Singles
Rorie Steele
vs
Kit Black
Rankings! Plus Kit's debut match, how will she fare against Rorie?

Match 2
Singles / Rankings
Jamie Peirce
vs
Seph
Rankings! Jamie looking for a big comeback, how will Seph handle the seasoned vet?

Match 3
Anarchy Preview / Special ref Tony Rich
Jessica James
vs
Rain Storms
vs
Serenity
vs
Pyxi
vs
Alia Starr
Rumble rules 

Match 4
Singles / Rankings
Con Escobar
vs
Tony Rich
Rankings! WHO IS RORIES SEXAY BOY? WOOHOOOOOOOOO?

Match 5
Singles / Rankings
Doomsayer
vs
Rot
Rankings match...Plus Dante is the special referee. Haha Rot.

Match 6
Tag team
Sef Kinsley + Johnny Legend
vs
Bobby Jay + Darren Smith
Sef and Johnny went at it last week and now they're tagging up this week? Some say they're being messed with. I say HAWH

Match 7
Singles / Rankings
Tyler Hayden
vs
Brent Garrison
Debut match for Tyler. Comeback match for Garrison

Mid Show Segment
Who's making their returns before Anarchy?

Match 8
Tag team / 
Cross + Ryan Cain
vs
Brandon Marks + Taylor Hamilton
I'm running out of people so why not.

Main Event
Singles / No Special
Jacob Mitchell w/Lorien Gabriel
vs
Scott Blaze
Is Jacob Mitchell the stepping stone of Scott Blaze's career? Or, is Lorien Gabriel the insurance that Blaze will go this far, and no farther?

Final Segment
NED's championship ceremony.
After last weeks mockery of his title by Cross Nic E Dangerously has demanded to have the spotlight shine on him so people can appreciate his title reign. If this doesn't blow up in his face then I'll give him a raise.



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 12:57 AM

RAGE #123
Single/Rankings
Tony Rich vs. Con Escobar


Escobar and Rich lock-up too start the contest but within moments Escobars power advantage wins over... He drives a knee up into Rich's gut, and goes round the back, nailing a Belly-to-back Suplex on Tony Rich. Escobar climbs to his feet with his arms still wrapped round Richs waist, lifting Tony too his feet too.. before nailing a GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!...... Richs' head nailed the mat hard! Escobar drags both himself and Rich base too feet and.. AGAIN! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!

Escobar continues too dominate, collecting a two count after a well executed T-Bone Suplex. Rich did see a glimmer of hope, almost reversing Escobars Suplex attempt into a Neckbreaker, but Escobar turned over again and lifted his knee HARD into Richs gut. Tony weezed... Escobar ran backwards off the ropes, bouncing off them and into his the Spear he calls; "OWNED!11!!!11!!!" on Tony Rich! Busting his gut!......... ONE! TWO! THREE!!

Bink: "AAAAND YOUR WINNERRR!!........ CON... ESSSCOBAR!"



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 12:58 AM

RAGE #123
Jizzmopper gets Owned!

"Sup Andy!"

W2K referee, Andrew Jizzmopper turns, cup of coffee in his hand, too find fellow referee Teddy Longfeather stood infront of him. Teddy smiles welcomingly.

Teddy L: "Ya'll alright today, hm?"

Jizzmopper: "I got jizzed on again last night."

Teddy shakes his head.

Teddy L: "Damn cracka'!.. Ya'll gettin' jizzed on mo' times than a Latino hooker in the middle of Amsterdam with a sign round her neck that reads "come on mutha' fuckas'... come jizz on me!" ........."

Jizzmopper: ".............."

Teddy throws his arm round Jizzmopper, and they start walking down the hall...

Teddy L: "Hey, would you mind if I took charge in this UA/TX tag match t'nite huh?"

Jizzmopper frowns.

Jizzmopper: "No chance Teddy, i'm looking forward too it."

Teddy sighs as they reach a Stock cupboard.

Teddy L: "Well.. here we are."

Teddy opens the cupboard up... Jizzmopper looks a little freaked.

Jizzmopper: "HUH?!"

Teddy suddenly kicks him in the shin!

Jizzmopper: "Owwwwww... Damnit Teddy, what was that for?"

Teddy wasnt as strong as he thought he was. He suddenly goes too plan B, and flips the cup of coffee up into Jizzmoppers face.

Jizzmopper: "OWWW IT BURNS!!"

Longfeather shoves Jizzmopper back into the stock cupboard... and closes it, getting out a key and locking it shut!

Teddy L: "Sorry playa!"

Jizzmopper: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Longfeather gets away quickly as we fade too black.



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 12:59 AM

RAGE #122
SoD 4 life ya'll!

We're backsage in one of the c-c-corridors, and all the stage hands seem to be doing their monotonous mundane work. Everything is going as planned as Rot appears before us. He has a determined-yet happy look on his face, like he knows he's going to win, so he's determined on letting other people know it, or something. You get the picture. As the picture unfolds we see the rest of the Sons of Disaster with him. Palsied is reading a magazine, not paying attention to where he's going, and Escobar is drinking a can of W2Kola. From the look on his face, he doesn't seem pleased with the taste of this beverage.

Esco: "Man, this soda really does taste like rat piss."

Rot turns back to his crew, and stops. Palsied walks right into him, and then backs up. He has this look on his face like it was Rot's fault Palsied wasn't paying attention.

Palsied: "Watch where your going, Rob."

Rot shakes his head, and seems to be ready for his upcoming match.

Rot: "Alright guys, I'm gonna go out there, and stomp on this Doomsayer fool."

Esco nods to him, and hands the W2krapola over to a stage hand.

Esco: "Yeah man, that guy is garbage anyway. 'O Rot, Rot, wherefore art thou Rot?' Man, if I wanted to be the next Shakespeare, I'd shave my nuts, and stop wrestling. I think this guy has step one down."

Palsied: "I shaved my nuts before, but that's because I had wicked chaffing going on. But then I just bought looser pants."

Esco looks at Palsied all funny.

Esco: "Or is it because you got loose vagina lips?"

Palsied hits Esco with his magazine, but it seems that trouble approaches. It's the Urban Assault, hide your wallets, yo! Rot turns around, and faces them.

Bobbie Jay: "Lookie what we have here, Darren. A buncha whiteys and dey big black dog. Oh shit, whatchu gon do, bark at me? Shit, I'd euthanize yo ass before you open yo big jawls, ho."

Esco just shakes his head.

Esco: "You know, I'm surprised you even know what the word 'euthanize' means. You must've gotten knocked upside the head with a brick when you were in second grade, and forgot how to speak, you dumbass."

Darren makes an "o0o0o0o" sound, and Bobbie shoots a glare at him.

Darren: "Sorry nigga, he got you wit that one."

Bobbie Jay: "You know what, I dun even give a shit, dawg. I'm already bangin' his momma every night."

Palsied: "So you're banging a dude?"

Everyone besides for Bobbie makes the "o0o0o0o". Rot laughs a little bit, and sees that Bobbie wants to fight back. But Rot stops all of those shenanigans from even starting.

Rot: "Alright Bobbie, cut it out. If you really wanna get at Con, then do it in the ring. Your voice is annoying, and quite simply put, I don't even think you got what it takes to make it in this business. You just want to have a bunch of racist whites notice you so you get a little attention, even though you have shit for talents. So why don't you guys find each other in the rumble? Until then, get your pathetic whiney-asses out of my way. Jeez, you talk about stereotypical black guys, these are it right here. Drop the Malcom X badge, you wannabes."

The SoD walks away from the UA, and Bobbie looks none to pleased.

Bobbie: "I'LL GET YO RACIST CRACKA HONKY WHITE SPOOK ASS NEXT TIME, YOU GHOST!"

We'll fade there.


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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:00 AM

RAGE #122
Singles/ Special Ref: Dante Cross
Rot vs. Doomsayer

We're b-b-back to ringside, and the fans are buzzing for the upcoming match. Trunks Kenni is dissing Joey Kewl by using the ol' momma jokes. just as everyone gets all comfortable in their seats, "Go To Sleep" by Eminem hits over the speakers. Dante steps out from behind the curtains with a stripped sleeveless t-shirt on as the fans boo him lovingly. Dante walks down the ramp with the W2K Impact Championship draped on one shoulder, and the PWT World Heavyweight championship draped on the other.

Binkle: "The following bout is a singles bout. Introducing the special referee for this contest... Hailing from the capital of Canada, Ottawa, Ontario. He is the 'Hardcore Canuck'... DANTE!"

Dante walks down the ramp, as some Texan-to-the-bone waves a flag just to get at the Canuck. But really, it hasn't worked yet, so he should try doing something else. Dante simply walks past him, walks up the steel steps, and gets into the ring. He walks over to a corner, and leans up against the turnbuckle. Soon after a voice clip of Prodigy sounds over the speakers, and following that is "Megadef" by Styles of Beyond. Rot steps out behind the curtains to the Texan fans who are starting to like him.

Binkle: "Introducing the first competitor in this contest. He hails from Wilmington, Delaware. He weighs in at two-hundred and thirty-four pounds. He is 'Wilmington's Warrior'... ROT!"

His pyros go off, doing his usual routine, and soon he gets to the ring. He slides in, and gives his current rival a devious stare. Dante just smirks arrogantly, and claps along with the fans. Rot's music cuts out, and a series of unpleasant noises being to ring over the speakers. The fans cover their ears as the lighting fixtures in the arena seem to go haywire. Both Rot and Dante look over towards the entrance stage, waiting to see the arrival of Doomsayer.

Binkle: "And his opponent... uh... Doomsayer."

Kewl: "This guy is weird, that's all I can say. He finally says something that's not poetic, and it appears the guy knows everything about Rot AND Dante. This is going to be interesting."

Doomsayer finally parts the black curtains, and steps out to a completely silent yet captivated crowd. Although we can't really tell, it looks like he's scanning the crowd. Then his eyes are set on the ring ahead, as he makes his way down the ramp. His cloak flowing as he finally steps onto the black mat. He then hops up onto the apron Lesnar-esque, and looks over both men in the ring. He rips his cloak off for the first time to reveal just a full-body suit in white. Anything human about the man is covered in threads. He moves in between the ropes, and stands adjacent from Rot. Dante rings the bell, and the match is underway.

Kewl: "Let's see what this Doomsayer guy can do."

Kenni: "Hopefully he has a better showing than your mother did last night."

Doomsayer takes two steps forward, and then just stands there. Rot shrugs, and walks towards him. They're only about a foot away from each other when Rot stops. The crowd is dead silent, waiting to see what happens. Rot looks over at Dante, and suddenly throws a wicked right haymaker at DS. Doomsayer doesn't even stumble back, he just stands there. Rot steps back, and then steps into the next punch that lands right on Doomsayer's face. Doomsayer budges this time, but only a little. Dante looks impressed, because Rot doesn't throw punches like a sissy.

Kewl: "Those punches are hardly even effecting Doomsayer! Holy crap!"

Rot goes to throw another punch, but this time, Doomsayer catches his arm, and headbutts the crap out of Rot. Rot stumbles back, as blood begins to trickle out of his nose instantly. Rot can't believe what just happens as Doomsayer rushes out of no where, and strikes him with the wickedest spinning elbow strike you ever did see. Rot hits the mat, and quickly gets back to his feet. He looks none too happy, and throws a punch at Doomsayer. As expected Doomsayer catches the punch, but doesn't expect Rot to knee him in the groin. Doomsayer bends down, and catches Rot's knee right in his face. This brings Doomsayer to the mat, and Rot quickly pounces on him, nailing him with hard rights.

Rot: "YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME WITHER, YOU FUCKIN' STALKER? IF I SAY I'M THE BEST ALIVE, THEN I MEAN IT, STUPID!"

Rot keeps hammering away at Doomsayer who isn't fighting back at all. Rot notices this, and goes for a pin. Dante acts like he has a back problem, and gets down to the mat rather slowly. Aww... someone throw him some Bayer. Dante counts, and only hits the mat once as Doomsayer basicaly lifts Rot off of him, and throws him to the side. Both men stand up, but before DS can do anything he is met with a sharp dropkick from the ever-so speedy Rot. Doomsayer hits the mat again, and Rot cinches in a nice Boston Crab. Dante doesn't seem interested in asking if Doomsayer is willing to give up, and appears Doomsayer doesn't even want to as he quickly powers his way over to the ropes. Doomsayer grabs the ropes, and Rot stands up off of him.

Kewl: "Well Rot appears to be in control of this match-up now, is Doomsayer all he is cracked up to be?"

Kenni: "Unfortunately for Rot, you probably just jinxed him. Haha!"

Rot picks Doomsayer up off the mat, throws him into the ropes, and hits him with a huge Arn-style spinebuster. He looks rather confused that he just got away with that, but doesn't stop there. He picks him up again, nails Doomsayer in the gut, and hits a huge fisherman suplex. Rot bridges afterwards, and makes the cover. Dante gets down to the mat a little quicker this time, but not nearly the normal pace. He counts...

One...

Two...

Thr-kickout!

Rot looks over at Dante after Doomsayer kicks out as if it's his fault. Rot tells Dante off, and then goes back to work. Doomsayer is up by now, and stumbles over to Rot. Rot picks him up Military-press style, throws him up, and as he's coming down, nails him in the throat with a sharp kick. Doomsayer crumbles to the mat, and Rot covers him.

Kewl: "What the...?"

Dante just shakes his head, and counts.

One...

Two...

Thre-kickout!

Rot slams his fists on the mat, and gets into Dante's face.

Rot: "WHAT THE HELL KINDA COUNT WAS THAT, DOUCHE? WHY DON'T YOU ACT PROFESSIONALLY!"

Dante: "SHUT UP YOU WHINEY LITTLE GIRL, THAT TIME I ACTUALLY DID COUNT NORMALLY!"

Kewl: "How the Hell did Doomsayer just kick out of that?"

Rot and Dante are bickering off in the corner as Doomsayer non-challantly gets to his feet like nothing happened. Dante points behind Rot, and they both turn their focus to Doomsayer. Rot shakes his head, and runs at him like a complete moron. Rot dives at him, looking for a forearm smash. Rot hits, but nothing happens. He just bounces off, he goes to go do it again, but the same result. He starts throwing punches that are connecting, but again, nothing happens.

Kewl: "This guy is confusing. First he's untouchable, then he gets his ass kicked, and now he's untouchable again! What the Hell?"

Doomsayer begins his second wave of offense, starting to annihilate Rot like he wasn't even trying earlier. First he starts off with a barrage of hard-hitting elbow shots, a few snap low-kicks, and then he picks him up into the air. There he has Rot for a couple moments before he drops him down with a huge slam. Rot rolls around in pain as Doomsayer picks him up agian, jars him with a huge elbow shot to the mouth, and then sends him into the ropes. Rot rebounds back, ducks under a clothesline attempt, bounces off the ropes right into a over-the-head belly-to-belly suplex that sends Rot about six feet into the air! Rot hits the mat hard, and holds his back.

Kewl: "Wow! Suddenly Doomsayer is back in this."

Rot slowly gets up off the mat, and stumbles into a Earth-shattering lariat. Doomsayer picks Rot up who seems to be running out of energy with that bloody nose of his. Doomsayer hits a couple more elbow shots before he sets Rot up for a powerbomb. Doomsayer lifts Rot into the air, but somehow Rot slithers out of it. He hits the mat, and is behind Doomsayer. He waits until Doomsayer turns to face him to launch at him with an attempt at the X Marks the Spot throat kick. Just as Rot thinks he connects Doomsayer slips out of the way. Rot is out of position, but quickly makes up for it as he ducks under a clothesline attempt. Doomsayer turns around only to see Rot flying at him, attempting an unexpecting Inept. But Doomsayer catches him, and throws him to the side.

Kewl: "I think Doomsayer knows everything Rot's trying to do!"

Kenni: "Yeah, that's good mat technique. Kinda like your mom's bed technique, she knows all of my moves, baby!"

Rot stands up, and sees that Doomsayer is just standing there shaking his head.

Dante: "Haha Rot, you suck. You can't even put this faggot away!"

Rot looks over at Dante who is taunting him, trying to get into his head. And it works as Rot walks over to him, and takes a swing. Dante ducks out of the way, and sees Rot backing up. He dashes at him, and goes to hit a clothesline, but Rot ducks under his attempt! Unfortunately for Dante, he runs right into Doomsayer who doesn't budge. But Doomsayer seems to take this personally. Dante backs up as Doomsayer lifts his hands in the air.

Kewl: "Uh oh..."

Dante is in for it now, but wait... Doomsayer puts his hands to the back of his head. He's taking his mask off! The fans are dead silent, and so are Rot and Dante who are also motionless. Doomsayer discards the mask, and lets his long black hair hit his shoulders.

Kenni: "Who the Hell is that?"

Kewl: "I have no idea."

Doomsayer signsls for a mic, and Binkle just tosses it into the ring for him. Doomsayer lifts the mic in the air as Rot and Dante look a little worried as the both recognize this face.

Doomsayer: "Oh, I bet you idiots are wonder who might I be? Well if you actually paid attention to anything, you will see that I... am Phantom."

Some of the fans realize who he is, and give a gasp. Rot is shaking his head, he can't believe who is standing in front of him!

Phantom: "I come from a promotion that should've been defunct by now, and I think Dante would agree with me. But unfortunately for Dante and Rot, I am not the same Phantom from before. I stand in Nevelle's body, but this Phantom is different. I could say I've been through Hell and back, but that would be too cliche wouldn't it? I've been through the void, my ideas strewn aside like dust in gail-force winds. Now I am back, a new man, a product of something you'll never even begin to comprehend."

Phantom's eyes are completely ivory-white, there doesn't even seem like that pupils even existed at one point.

Phantom: "I have come to W2K to showcase just how much I have changed. Soon Dante... Rot, you will see just who I am now. You might call me a maniac. You might call me a nightmare. But for now, call me your shepherd, as I lead you into my world. My void."

Dante mutters something like 'Fuck this', and rolls out of the ring. Rot looks at him leaving, and realizes he's the only one in the ring with the crazy dude. Rot rolls out of the ring as well, and looks up at Phantom whom is just grinning sadistically in the ring. We fade out from there as we get shots of both Dante and Rot's reaction to the unveiling of Doomsayer into Phantom.



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:01 AM

RAGE #123
We're on for Anarchy...

Arena lights dim a little...

"Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-BOOM! HERE COMES THAAA BOOM!"

Strong flicker of all the arena lights before a large spotlight appears on Johnny Legend as he steps out from behind the curtain. "Boom" by P.O.D continues to play as Legend stretches his arms out to the side, opening up his trimmed body and smirking arrogantly at anyone who cares to take notice. Legend pushes his blonde locks back behnd his shoulders, striding down he ramp, toward the ring. Legend takes about 10 seconds too get up the steel steps, concentrating on those in the crowd... Legend climbs into the ring and punches his chest, screaming "YEAH BABY!...BIG J-L.. RIGHT HERE!!".....

Trunks: "Should he be the High-Risk Champion, Joseph?"

Joey Kewl: "He's been blabbering on about it all week, Trunks."

Trunks: "Well maybe he has a case then, hm?..... HM?!?"

Legend's music fades out and all we can hear are lingering boo's from this Texan crowd, Legend recieves a microphone from Binkle, and stands in the centre of the ring... Deciding not too wait for the crowds full attention.

Legend: "Last week on RAGE, a huge injustice was done... Johnny Legend did NOT become the W2K High-Risk Champion. No... My... stable-mate Kinsley kept it."

Huge pop. The crowd like that, hm?

Legend: "I know, you're all just trying too make Sef feel supported. Yes, yes... He's Texan, I GET IT. But damnit.. Johnny Legend is the RISING star. He's the man who will one day be spear heading this company. Taking it straight too it's limits. That Championship... albeit no top title, would have helped me on the way too ultimate achievement... and damnit, I got screwed. THE BIG J-L GOT FREAKIN' SCREWED!"

The Crowd boo's... we hear a few single shouts of 'Shut up Johnny' from the crowd. Legend looks toward the Jumbotron.

Legend: "Now i've seen the footage... again, and again, and again. And I couldn't be more convinced... Im determined too prove to YOU, and Jeremy McMillion... and hell, even Kinsley, that Johnny Legend WON this match... Watch the 'tron."

The Jumbotron flickers a little... As the footage begins too roll from the point just after both men have crashed too the matting at ringside...

Both are lain strewn over each other, as Johnny rolls and a foot comes down onto the matting... The ref, Andrew, on the outside counts on his hand one foot- Sef goes to sit up but cant, but the heel of his foot hits the mat- and the pointer of the Ref's other hand comes up- As the crowd stands to see, and JL's and Sef's second foot hits the floor...

Legend: "Bam!... There it is, the BIG J-L's second foot hitting the ground just MILI-SECONDS before Kinsleys did. And whether it's just a mili-second or not, rules are rules... and Johnny Legend won this mach fair and square."

The Jumbotron has now gone black. Legends hands go to his hips and he looks round the arena at the crowd who seem very sceptical...

Crowd: "... SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!..................... SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!...................... SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!"

Legend shrugs...

Legend: "You're all in dis belief... You've just the proof and well.. you simply can't handle it. Now... Right now, a poll is being put on W2K's Official website... Simply asking whether you believe Johnny Legend should been handed that High-Risk Championship. Vote yes, too the BIG J-L being your new High-Risk Champion... and we will soon see W2K become truly *great* again, with myself at the helm... We MUST persuade McMillion too turnover the result."

Legend shrugs innocently...

Legend: "It's nothing personal, Sef... I dont believe our upcoming Tag Team match is a good idea but im a man who rises too the challenge, and this is just another one of those challenges. You're not in a good place Sef... Mentally. You need too pass the Gold on to someone who can take it places... You need too-"

Suddenly "Edgecrusher" by Fear Factory blazes over the PA System.. and the Crowd goes absolutely nuts.

Trunks: "AHHHHHHH!!"

Joey Kewl: "CROSS IS HERE!!"

Cross stomps out from the back, glaring at Legend. In one hand is a sheet of paper, in the other, a microphone.

Cross: "NONE OF THAT MATTERS, JOHNNY!"

Cross' voice signals the abrupt end of the entrance music... but its replaced by massive Crowd support.

Crowd: "...... FUCK-THE-WORLD!.......... FUCK-THE-WORLD!......... FUCK-THE-WORLD!"

Legend: "I knew it, Cross... I just KNEW you'd try and ruin this for me. All i'm trying too do is have a civilised conversation with this group of inbred dirt-bags..."

Ouch.

Crowd: ".... FUCK-HIM-UP! FUCK-HIM-UP! FUCK-HIM-UP! FUCK-HIM-UP!"

Cross smirks...

Cross: "Johnny, you said last week that I wasn't Championship material... Just before you ran away like a bitch..."

Legend shakes his head...

Cross: "At My Bloody Valentine you and the rest of the Texan Connection ran off like a group of bitches..."

Cross sounds really intense as he continues...

Cross: "And at New Years Resolutions... You cost me the W2K Championship... like a little bitch."

Legend: "Stop your freakin' whin-"

Cross: "WELL THERE WILL BE... NO.. MORE..... RUNNING.."

The Crowd pops huge, they know whats happening.

Cross: "Because in one week's time... I will be entering, and WINNING the Anarchy Rumble.. and claiming my W2K Title shot at Palooza.. But that won't be my first piece of action at the Anarchy Pay-per-view......... Because this Contract..."

Cross holds up the sheet of paper...

Cross: "..Says that at Anarchy, the 'BIG J-L' is gonna be facing the music. Cause it'll be You.... versus ME... in a San Antonio Street Fight."

Cross smirks sadistically, and Legend looks horrified as the crowd goes nuts...

Cross: "Where rules just don't fuckin' exist..."

Cross suddenly charges down the rampway, sliding in as Legend backs out the ring, almost falling too the outside through rushing so much. Johnny backs off a little as Cross taunts him, with "Edgecrusher" by Fear Factory now playing again. The Crowd are loving it, and Cross plays up too them... as we go too a short commercial break.



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:02 AM

RAGE #123
Tag Team/Rankings
Sef Kinsley & Johnny Legend vs. Bobbie Jay & Darren Smith


We return from the commercial break, Cross has since left and Johnny Legend has been joined by Kinsley, Bobbie Jay and Darren Smith too start this match.

Teddy Longfeather is in the ring as the replacement referee for the bout, with Jizzmopper... uh, unable too make it. Longfeather gives Bobbie Jay a not-so-subtle wink but its ignored by Johnny Legend, who's decided too start this one off... Him and Kinsley seem very uninterested in each other, but it's not too much of a surprise considering whats been happening in the TX camp recently.

Bobbie starts off too, and he starts well, over powering Legend and nailing the BIG J-L with a combination of body punches and forearm smashes before nailing a big Body Slam. Kinsley just simply shakes his head as Legend seems too get dominated by big Bobbie Jay. However, the white-boy isnt out yet, he claws his way back into the match with a stomp that may have caught not only BJ's thigh, but some of his crotch too. Longfeather doesnt want too end this one just yet, but watches carefully for the DQ potential. Legend gives Bobbie a snap suplex, gaining a bit of control here. Legend continues to grow in stature early on, nailing a Swinging Neckbreaker... before getting blind tagged by Kinsley.

Legend is none too impressed but Kinsley doesnt care as he dives in via the top rope for a nice Cross-body on Bobbie Jay. Sef stays on for the count... but a very sluggish one count comes down before BJ lifts the shoulders. Kinsley frowns at Longfeather for a moment... but is caught on by a strong knee to the gut from Bobbie, who downs Kinsley with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Darren Smith gets the tag... it seems as if Kinsleys offense would continue but a run-off the ropes would end in a sudden Flap-Jack counter by Smith, who hooks over the leg for a FAST COUNT! OH!... Kinsley gets the shoulder up in two and a half seconds. Legend screams at Longfeather, with both members of TX noticing the hastiness of the count. Smith beats down on Kinsley, before tagging Bobbie back in. Bobbie Jay manages to nail Kinsley with a quick Death Valley Driver... Another pin cover, and this Longfeather does it just as quickly, with Kinsley only just kicking out in time. BARELY in time.

Both members of TX start complaining as the match slows down considerably... Moments later, referee Andrew Jizzmopper comes hurtling down the rampway, much to the crowds joy as he suddenly uh.. lariats Teddy Longfeather. Both referee's start brawling as all hell breaks loose... with Johnny Legend nailing a smooth Spear on the on-rushing Darren Smith. Kinsley knocks Bobbie over the top rope with a clothesline. Jizzmopper is on top of Longfeather, beating him down with mounted punches, with Trunks and Joey going crazy at the commentary booth. This was a unique sight. Legend grabs Jizzmoppers shirt and pulls him back, getting him too count as he covers Smith... No three count though, Smith kicked out. Longfeather clubs Jizzmopper down on the back... Bobbie Jay suddenly rushes in with a Steel Chair in hand... and swings it at Jizzmopper.. Kinsley pulls him out the way!.. LONGFEATHER GETS BUSTED WITH THE CHAIR! Legend low blows Bobbie Jay!!

Legend smirks, and Jizzmopper dust himself down.. before Legend turns right into Kinsley. Both stare each other down for a few intense seconds... Legend shrugs, shaking his head as Kinsley brings up his earlier in-ring comments. Kinsley visibly says 'any time', maybe referring too another match with JL. Smith goes for the double clothesline but gets nailed by a unique moment of teamwork for Johnny and Sef as they both nail him with a simultaineous Back Elbow smash. Legend grabs Jizzmopper, making sure he's alert too any pin cover that may occur soon... Smith recieves a nasty low blow from Kinsley, who now set's him up for his "Abstract Violence" finisher.. but before he can lift Smith up, Bobbie Jay plougs into him! Jay is wrestling Kinsley too the ground... but Legend simpyl stares at his partner, and then turns too Smith, whos keeled over...... "PERFECT ALIBI!"... Legend sneakily nails his finisher, and grabs the win!!

Bink: "LLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNN!!.. YOUR WINNERSSSSSSSSS.... SEFF KINSLEY... AND JOHNNYYYY LEGEND!!"

Legend gets out the ring as fast as he can, with Kinsley finally wrestling Bobbie off and getting himself out the ring. Legend backs up the rampway, and Kinsley shouts some abuse at him, as we fade too black.



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:03 AM

RAGE #123
TEH FREAKING PRANK!

We open up backstage to see The Freaks Cross and Ryan Cain sitting behind a big desk with a white banner draped over the front with crayon scribbling reading “CANDY AND MUFFIN BAKE SALE�?/FONT> Hernandez is laying on the ground next to Cross�?feet with a cat mask covering his face.

Cross: "Man…I feel so fucking gay right now."

Ryan: "Well…You didn’t have to wear a pink apron."

Cross: "IT’S ALL YOUR STUPID LITTLE SISTER HAD LEFT ALRIGHT!?"

Ryan: "OKAY FOCK!"

“I always knew you were a little fruity.�?/FONT>

The Freaks stop their fighting and the camera pans over to see Dante Cross and Latino Diablo.

Dante: "Nice…bake sale? Dude…There better be some you know what in these muffins or me and you ain’t going out no more big guy."

Cross: "Shut it."

Latino Diablo: "Look at the little hada’s."

Dante: "Dude…If Cross knew what that meant he might kill you."

Latino Diablo: "¿Usted significa el trabajo que lleva el delantal rosa?"

Dante: "You’re so lucky he dropped out of those night Spanish classes. Hey, we gotta run boys. Oh and Cross…maybe you SHOULD lay off the sauce bro."

Cross: "Yeah good seeing you guys."

They start to walk off.

Cross: "HEY DIABLO."

Latino turns around as Cross throws him a muffin.

Cross: "Enjoy."

Ryan: "What the hell was that masked focker saying?"

Cross: "Calling us fags in pink aprons. We’ll see who’s laughing last when he’s shitting all over Dante’s locker room. Fuckin�?hoto! This is San Antonio everybody knows Spanish!"

“Hey aren’t these the guys we’re fighting tonight?�?/FONT>

The camera pans over and sees Taylor Hamilton and Brandon Marks standing in front of the stand.

Ryan: "Um…No."

Taylor: "You sure look like the big guy that beat me up a few weeks ago."

Ryan whispers to Cross.

Ryan: "Dood are you sure they’re stupid enough for this?"

Cross: "Trust me."

Cross says while looking back with a sly smile on his face.

Ryan: "That’s because we won a W2K look-alike contest, and we’re here to sell Candy and Muffins to the wrestlers to help uh, poor kids."

Cross: "Cause who doesn’t like candy and muffins right?"

Taylor and Brandon look at each other and nod while smiling.

Brandon: "Well, we just happen to be the Candy and Muffin connection. So of course we’ll need to buy a lot of your baked goody goodness."

Cross: "I tell you what. Since you guys are the first customers. Buy one get one free!"

Taylor: "DEAL!"

Both teams look away from each other.

All Four Guys: "Suuuuccckkkeerrrss."

The CMC turn back around all giddy and proud of themselves and pay for their muffins.

Brandon: "Thank you much!"

Brandon and Taylor turn around and walk off before looking back at Herny who raises his head covered in the cat mask. They both devour a muffin each while looking back and forth from each other to the dog while chewing.

Taylor: "Real Freaks look a-likes would’ve had a dog not a cat."

Brandon: "Idiots."



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:04 AM

RAGE #122
Singles/ Rankings
Tyler Hayden vs. Brent Garrison

And we're ringside, ready for Hayden versus Garrison. They're both in the ring, and the ref gets the darn match underway already. Jeez. Garrison surprises everyone probably including himself by starting off strong, taking Hayden down with a dropkick. After which Brent follows up with a pretty basic kneelock, which Hayden gets out of easily. They get back to their feet, duke it out a little, and Brent sends Hayden into the ropes. Haywire rebounds with a gnarly spinning heel kick that jars Garrison. Hayden follows up with a devestating hurricarana. Hayden goes for the cover, but only gets a two. Hayden works Brent into a headlock that takes a little more out of Garrison. Garrison powers Hayden into a back body drop, and takes a moment to shake the cobwebs. Brent follows up with a nice running leg drop, picks up Hayden after, and sends him into the ropes. He lifts Hayden up onto the second rope, and climbs up with him. Hayden battles back, jarring Brent, flies off the turnbuckle, and hits a HUGE sitout jawbreaker. Both Hayden and Garrison seem to be out of it now, and the ref starts the count. Hayden is the first one up by the count of eight, and he measures up Garrison. Counting off with the crowd. Five, four, three, two... MIDDLE FINGER ONE! Garrison turns around, only to get Hayden's patented finishing move the "Blitzkrieg Kick". Hayden goes for the cover, gets a one, a two, a three... NO he doesn't get the three. Garrison is still in this somehow. Hayden lifts Garrison to his feet, knocks him around a little bit, and goes to hit the Ace Crusher, but somehow Garrison slips out of the way. Hayden is out of position, Garrison sets him up for the End of the Facade, but suddenly Hayden reverses it into the Wiretap. The fans are buzzing as Hayden climbs the ropes, flies off, and is going for the big one... AND HITS IT! HAYDEN HITS THE HIGHWIRED ACT! Hayden flops onto Garrison for the cover. One... two... three. Binkle announces Tyler Hayden as the winner of the bout.

 

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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:05 AM

RAGE #123
Jacob Mitchell Backstage w/ Loren Gabriel

Backstage we open up to find Eddie Macklin standing by with Jacob Mitchell and his manager Loren Gabriel.

Eddie: “Jacob, it’s good to have you.�?/FONT>

Jake: “Good to have me? Eddie it’s GREAT to have me. Listen chump, and yeah I’m talking to you Blaze. What you did last week was unforgivable. You laid hands on Loren Gabriel, and that’s a no-no. See Blaze, you could’ve went after me, but you didn’t have the guts. You were afraid, so you targeted someone who’s never done anything wrong to anybody in his life.�?/FONT>

Loren holds the briefcase in his hands and tries to look innocent.

Jake: “So where does that leave us exactly? Well let me tell you. I was planning to finish your worthless self off at Anarchy. The big money pay day pay per view, but after last week. It all ends tonight. Oh and Scotty…After the match I’ve got a little blast from the past I’ll leave you with so the night isn’t a total lost.�?/FONT>

Jake looks over at Loren and smiles before looking back to the camera.

Jake: "Bow down to the king."

Jake and Loren walk off wearing mischievous smirks as we fade out to ringside.


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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:06 AM

RAGE #123
Anarchy Brings Them All Home

Who run it by I don’t even really know hits and nobody really knows what to expect. The lights are dimmed as blue strobe lights probe the arena.

Joey: Could this be one of the returns Trunks?

Trunks: I don’t really know for sure Joey, but I know I don’t recognize this music.

The figure of a man can be seen walking out on the stage as pyros explode lighting the arena up around�?/P>

Joey: Sean Hunter is back!

Trunks: Damn they made it sound like it’d be someone really awesome on Confidential!

The fans cheer at the return of Sean Hunter as he makes his way down the aisle towards the ring.

Joey: Sean Hunter has been MIA all around the circuit for a while now. This is a huge return, and right before Anarchy!

Sean enters the ring dressed in black jeans and a black leather jacket with a white shirt on underneath. He pulls a microphone out of his jacket as the music cuts off.

Sean Hunter: So everyone’s been wondering where Sean Hunter has been. Everyone’s been talking about when would he be back and IF he did come back who would he go to work for. Well, where Sean Hunter is that’s where the talent is. Well W2K is where the talent is! Because W2K has Sean Hunter!

The fans start to boo a little at his arrogance.

Sean Hunter: Oh don’t you dare boo me! This is my time to shine and all of you jerks out there need to just step back and bask in the greatness that is Sean Hunter! I know you imbred assholes aren't used to seeing real talent, a real superstar. So put on those sunglasses cause this star is just starting to shine bright.

Joey: Oh give me a break here!

Trunks: Hey, you gotta like his style.

Sean Hunter: So as of right now I’m here to make one simple announcement.

Hunter reaches into his inside jacket pocket and retrieves a lottery ball from the Anarchy tumbler. The fans cheer knowing he just entered the Rumble.

Sean Hunter: I’m entering the Anarchy Battle Royal!

Almost as if on cue the lights cut off completely leaving the arena pitch black. A very familiar bass line creeps up over the loud speakers followed by a steady drum beat that kicks in with the sound of guitars into the ever famous instrumental song Orion by Metallica. The fans are getting restless, most recognize the song but they all want to know for sure.

Joey: No…Way.

Trunks: IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS!?

After two minutes into the song a bright flash comes over the arena as the fans POP BIG TIME.

Joey: OH MY GOD!!

On the stage stands LESMOND!

Trunks: LESMOND IS BACK!!

Sean Hunter: WAIT A SECOND!! CUT THE DAMN MUSIC OFF!!

The music is abruptly cut off as Lesmond stands on the stage smiling ear to ear. The fans are chanting “welcome back�?/FONT>

Sean Hunter: SHUT UP!! WHERE WAS MY WELCOME BACK CHANT!? MY OVER DRAWN ENTRANCE! MY HYPE!?

Lesmond: Sean Hunter…Will you please…SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Joey: Yeah!

The fans cheer loudly as a “Lesmond�?/FONT> chant breaks out.

Lesmond: Sean Hunter comes back making the big announcement that he’s entered Anarchy. Well that’s all fine and dandy Sean, but while you’re announcing you’ll be entering Anarchy.

Lesmond raises his hand, showing he too has an anarchy number.

Lesmond: I’m announcing that I’ll be WINNING Anarchy!

Joey: Lesmond and Sean Hunter are both entering Anarchy!!

Lesmond: So Sean. You might wanna make sure there’s extra pads on the floor. Because I’ll make damn sure your big mouth is the first thing that hit’s the pavement!

Hunter stares up to the stage at Lesmond who just grins back at Hunter as the fans are cheering like crazy as the scene fades to black.



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:07 AM

RAGE #123
Tag Team/Rankings
Cross & Ryan Cain vs. Taylor Hamilton & Brandon Marks

The Freaks would dominate from the early stages, Cross starting the match with the much smaller Taylor Hamilton, and nailing the youngster with a series of high-rise Belly to Belly Overhead throws. Cross' strength was clear as day, and his head-busting DDT on Hamilton almost served as an early finish too the contest if it weren't for Marks interference. Cross got Cain into the match, and Cain started to apply a couple of holds on Hamilton, concluding with an arm bar which clearly hurt the 19 year old. Cain was soon setting up for the 'Zero Kick', but Hamilton managed too avoid it with a military style roll and eventual tag too Brandon Marks.

Marks got into the match and started well against Cain, nailing a few big rights hands before nailing Cain with a Reverse Suplex. Marks went for the pin but it was a fruitless effort. Marks offence came too an abrupt holt as his Atomic Drop attempt turned into a counter Bulldog for Ryan Cain. Marks was back up soon, but Cain nailed a standing Dropsault!! Just too wow the crowd. Cross even clapped as that came from nowhere. Marks was hurt, his chest was pounding... and Ryan Cain simply weighed him up with a lightning quick 'ZERO KICK' straight to the STOMACH. Marks looked like his eyes were about to pop out of his skull as he looked over at Taylor who rushed into the ring only to catch a boot to the gut by Cross followed by an EQUALIZER. Both guys fell in a heap on the mat with both of The Freaks looking at each other and laughing.

Trunks: "Did...Did those two guys just shit their pants!?"

There is indeed a dirty smelly stain where they both landed, Cross pushes Ryan forward then jumps out of the ring really fast as Ryan tip toes over to the two unconscious men and extends his leg out as far as possibl just barely touching Taylor Hamilton's chest as the ref, who is half the ring away makes the count. 1...2...3. DING DING!!

Bink: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAND YOUR WINNERRSSSS!........ THEEEE FREAKS!!!"

Bam.


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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:07 AM

RAGE #123
Confident Debutants..

We fade too the Ladies locker room, where Jessica James flings open her locker... A towel hung round her neck after her debut win...

"Nice win."

Jessica turns too find Kit Black stood in the door way. Smirking.

Jessica James: ".. Yeah? What's it to you..."

James looks a little nervous, she turns back too her locker.

Kit Black: "Hey... We both got our first wins here... Guess we're set for that little Rumble match at Anarchy, huh?"

Jessica shrugs...

Jessica James: "Well, I did just win a Rumble-style match... Guess that makes me the favourite, huh?"

Jessicas apparent nervousness turns into cockiness, as she slams her locker shut, and gives Kit a little wink.

Kit Black: "I'll be the W2K Championess before you are, darlin'..."

Jessica James: "We'll see, sweetheart... We'll see."

Jessica non-chalently strolls past Kit, and out the locker room. Kit watches her walk away, smirking, looking forward too the challenge that faces her in a weeks time. We fade too black.



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:08 AM

RAGE #123
The Pranks Continue

Backstage we see Dante and Latino Diablo walking through the halls.

Dante: "Why have you been acting so funny?"

Latino: "Que?"

Suddenly Diablo jumps up clicking both heels together and grabbing his backside running around in circles trying to open random doors that all seem to be locked.

Dante: "HEY WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Dante jumps back raising his fists in the air.

Dante: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

Latino: "AYE AYE AYE SENOR DANTE. EL…POOPO SHOOTO RUN AMOKO MY FRIEND!!!"

Dante stops as Latino runs up toward their locker room door that’s opening up as CJ Cain walks out.

Dante: "Um, what are you doing in my locker room little girl?"

CJ: "Nothing…Superstar."

She tosses a tube of crazy glue to Dante as Latino runs inside.

Dante: "You…didn’t?"

Latino: "AYE AYE THAT FEELS GOOOOOD."

CJ: "Oh, and um…I guess he’ll be needing this too."

CJ hands Dante a roll of toilet paper.

Latino: "SENOR DANTE!! HEEEEELLLPPP!!! ME STUCK LIKE PUDGY RAT IN SMALL HOLE!!"

Dante: "…Righteous!"

CJ gives Dante a high five on her way out. Dante just sits back laughing at his friends expense before opening the locker room door.

Dante: "WHOA!! WHOA!! HOLY SHIT!!"

Dante closes the door and almost throws up a little bit. He just drops the items in his hand and walks off, probably in search for some air freshener.

Latino: "SENOR DANTEEE???"

Fade.



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From: MSN NicknameVillain_FXSent: 3/4/2008 1:09 AM

RAGE #123
Singles/ Rankings
Jacob Mitchell vs Scott Blaze

Scott Blaze and Jacob Mitchell are both in the ring as the bell dings. They both go in for a lock up, but Jake tricks Blaze and takes him into the corner with a single leg into a somewhat of a spear. Jake rams his shoulder into Blaze a few times before taking him back out in the center of the ring where the two exchange holds for a few minutes with Blaze getting some offense off but mostly Jake has a counter for everything. The two start to slug it out for a while taking the fight to the floor where Blaze whips Jake into the steel steps. While the referee is checking on Jake Loren smashes Blaze in the back of the head with a briefcase. Jake slowly gets up and rolls Blaze back into the ring where he goes for a pin and Blaze kicks out. Jake locks Blaze up in several punishing submission holds but Blaze refuses to give up. Finally Blaze goes for a desperation clothesline but misses as he turns around PRODIGAL DROP! The ref slides in and counts.

1...2...3!!

The bell rings as Jacob Mitchell is declared the winner. Loren climbs into the ring as the two stand over the fallen Blaze as he rolls over holding his face. Jake grabs a microphone.

Jake: Cut the music!

The music cuts off.

Jake: I told you earlier Scotty, nobody puts their hands on my manager and gets away with it. So…I’ve decided to reward you.

Joey: Reward?

Trunks: Is he out of his mind?

Jake: By giving you back your flawless title. And since you love Drew so much, I’ll give you the ICWA belt back so you can give it to him next time you guys are out at the gay bar.

Loren walks over and opens up the briefcase as Jake reaches inside and pulls out two little miniature golden statues. One of himself and one of Loren.

Jake: So here’s a couple of little souvenir’s…from your emperor.

Jake drops both of the statues, one landing on Blaze’s face, little insult to injury and the other landing on his abdomen. The scene fades out.



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