Ryan: No, macaroni is definitely better.

CJ: Wtf, Ryan? This argument is over. Seriously.

Ryan Cain, resident Anarchy 2008 Champion, and his kid sister CJ sit in Ryan’s locker room having some ridiculous argument. Ryan just kinda shakes his head in disbelief at the fact that she just won’t agree with him on this�?when the locker room door swings open and a big, scary figure steps over the threshold. They both look up as the body eclipses the light behind it�?and Ryan’s expression goes kinda smug.

Ryan: Nope.

Cross: Nope, what?

Ryan: Nope, you’re not welcome here.

Cross: What the- ?

Ryan stands up looking�?well�?angry.

Ryan: FRIENDS DON’T REMIND THE WORLD ABOUT EMBARRASSING MOMENTS IN FRIENDS�?CAREERS!

CJ starts laughing and Ryan looks at her.

Ryan: It isn’t funny!

Cross just kinda smirks, realizing that Ryan’s talking about earlier in the week when he showed not just CJ, but all of W2K - considering it was on the On-Camera Board - a “music video�?they made a few years ago. Cross and Hernandez were in it�?but it really was all Ryan’s idea.

Cross: Yes it is.

CJ catches her breath.

CJ: He’s right. It’s hilarious.

Ryan looks at her again.

Ryan: What the heck, CJ? Didn’t you not like him or something?

Cross: Yeah, she didn’t. But people seem to ignore the negative things I’ve done for some reason.

Ryan: Unless they’re ragging on me.

Ryan sits down and Cross walks further into the room, letting the door shut behind him as he drops his bag.

Cross: Or if they’re Tyler Hayden. What a d-bag; trying to turn everyone against me. Who cares if I turned my back on you and threw you off a scaffold?

CJ: Again.

Cross: Yeah, again.

Ryan: Yeah, especially after I got you fired.

Cross: Yeah! What the hell, man?!?

Ryan: That’s what people seem to forget- or at least ignore when they’re talking about us and our past. Honestly, I would’ve thrown my ass off that scaffold, too.

CJ: You got him fired?

Cross’s eyes go kinda wide at her question. People really *do* forget some not-so-intricate details sometimes.

Cross: Hell yes.

Ryan just smirks.

Ryan: Well, kinda. It was�?Jack.

Cross: Yeah, well, I didn’t know that.

CJ: Are you talking about when you went all retarded?

Cross: Yeah, this crazy bastard’s “imaginary friend�?cost me my job. I didn’t know that. So I turned on him, stole his girl, and broke his back in the Match of the Year.

Ryan: Mental illness is not something to make light of.

Cross: Well no one remembers it anyway. All everyone remembers is I turned on you.

Ryan: And I was addicted to painkillers. How convenient.

CJ: Well, either way, you’re both insane and you both have tendencies to be total dicks sometimes.

Ryan and Cross just smirk, nod, and exchange a fist bump.

Cross: Welcome to professional wrestling.

Ryan: Too true. Anyway, Dante may not like me too much, but neither does anyone else around here except you two, so do work tonight, homie.

Cross: Yes sir. And Hayden’s been talking a little too much, so just do me a favor and make sure he knows he’s only in the Main Event because he’s facing a Freak.

Ryan: Haha, you know it.

They slap hands.

CJ: Goons.

The match starts off pretty awkwardly with Hunter applying wristlocks and headlocks while groping Vex and feeling up her cha chas. Latino Diablo is on the otside of the ring yelling at Sean to stop mistreating the lady however crude she may be. Vex grabs a small handful of Hunter's little fellows and starts dragging him around the ring until he stops and starts smiling at her while she suddenly lets go and screams "EEWWWW!!!!" 

Dante pulls Vex out of the ring still faking her injury as one of the Latino Diablo's runs away through the crowd and the rest of team DOA head to the back. Vex turns around seeing only Sean looking at them as she does a little Eddie Guererro style shimmy behind the ref's back. When the ref turns back around she starts holding her head and limping while Dante and LD carry her away.

In the parking lot we see Rot and Brent immediately throw down in their street clothes. The guys wrestle each other into a nearby parked car where Rot picks Brent up and back drops him on the hood. Rot turns around and starts to drag Brent off when Brent knees Rot in the face a few times and back rolls off the car grabbing Rot with a headscissors and swinging around tossing Rot to the ground.

Cross walks off as we fade for a commercial.

Bink: "AAAAAAAAAAND YOUR WINNNERRRR!.... THE W-2-K CHAMPIONESSS!!.... RAIN... STORMSSSS!!"

We are back in the Jerm’s office and we see a frustrated Sean Hunter standing around Team DOA. Vex hops up smirking and points down at the floor.

Vex: “Grab that pink duffle bag.�?/FONT>

Yes, only two men in at a time, as TX takes one corner, Cross and Dante another, and the fill-in Urban Assault in the other. So who starts the match? Well we get alittle Resolutions rematch as fans chant for NED to man up and go for Cross as Cross waits. NED does, and they go to lock up- when NED side steps that shit and tags in McKnight. Mcknight says he has nothing to RP to and he won't do it, but Cross grabs him by the noggin, and rips him into the ring.

McKnight scrambles to his feet- as Cross comes at him like Jason Voorhies with a double axe- James goes for an inverted atomic drop but gets clapped in the ears, and then knife'edged down by the big man. James rolls up and he shoves up and ducks a swing by Cross, and then turns around and shoves a knee arced into Cross's kidney and then picks him up for a sidebreaker. Bam. James goes looking for a tag- but everyone just kind of avoids it, and he turns back to Cross who stunts him down with a three point tackle, grabbing his legs an dpulling him up, dead lifting from McKnight's back up and into a powerbomb.

Cross seems to be in a mad mood, but he looks right at NED, as he kneels down over McKnight and covers. ONE! TWO! NO! McKnight kicks and forces a tag onto Bobbie, and BJ comes in over the top and blasts Cross in the face. And again. And a third time- but Cross grabs his threat and goes for a chokeslam... BJ grapevines his legs, and Cross has to switch up and jump and blast Bobbie down in a spinebuster. He tags in Dante.

Dante nails a low drop kick to the knee, then comes at BJ with a Shining Wizard- but BJ catches the foot and twists it into an Ankle lock- Dante graps the ropes ASAP and gets that broken. He comes back up, nailing a clothesline on BJ but BJ comes back up, getting a roundhouse to the face for his trouble, backing up and tagging in Sef- Sef flies over BJ and comes at Dante, nailing a cross body but Dante rolls it- ONE! TWO! NO!

Sef kicks out, and they race- as Sef blasts a haymaker into Dante's chin. Dante crosses his arms and nails two into Sef's face, reeling him a bit and slinging him into an STO. Dante goes for another cover- ONE! TWO! NO! James comes in and stomps Dante in the head, and then Cross comes halfway into the ring, and James is back out on the apron. Sef slips away hitting the ropes and back, nailing a spear!

Sef tags in McKnight again, and now, he sizes up Dante, for a ddt, all cocky like. He goes for it, and Dante hits an inverted atomic drap, and James holds his balls because damn sure no one else will. Dante then goes for "Gametime", but James hits a back body drop and dante rolls from it, back up and tags in BJ.

Joey Kewl: "TEAM MEMBER VERSUS TEAM MEMBER!!"

Trunks Kenni: "Apparently, Dante wants to see what Bobbie's picked!"

BJ climbs into the ring, as he and James both ball fists. They go to hit each other, and stop, as the others look on. Then, out of no where, James rolls up BJ, who doesn't even fight the pin- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings, and we have NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW Tag team Champions, as NED and Sef are livid. LIVIIIID. Dah well.

James and BJ take the belts on their way out and totally bail that scene.

Backstage we see the TX in their locker room and NED looks pissed. So does Sef, especially since he has to go defend his other title pretty soon.

JL: I can't believe you two just lost your titles, such a shame we couldn't all win, nope.

Sef: SHUT UP!

Sef started to go at JL but NED put his hand up to stop Sef.

NED: Don't worry about him right now, worry about the High Risk title. The tag titles are expendable, I liked having them, but they're expendable.

JL: Don't worry Seffy, the BIG J-L has your back tonight home boy.

Sef: Stay the fuck out of my business Johnny or you'll regret it!

Sef storms off as NED looks at JL and shakes his head walking away.

JL: We'll see about that.

The camera fades out on a devious looking smirk on JL's face.

The bell sounds, as the ref has the High Risk Title raised and you can bet that Sef doesn't mind defending tonight. Latino extends his hand to shake, but Sef just cold cocks him in the side of the head, and runs him into the turnbuckle, then rips him down with a snap mare.

Latino gets stomped on his shoulders by Sef, and rolls. Sef lifts him to his feet and sends him into the ropes- Latino moonsaults off and nails Sef good.

Latino continues the motion back up to his feet, and drives an elbow into Kinsley, and again, and again, the third time Sef rolls out of the way and they race up- Latino arm drag! And another! And sef flips around and then rolls up to the ropes, climbing up to his feet, Latino charges and Sef jumps sending both feet crashing into Latino's face!!!

Then, Johnny Legend comes down.

Trunks Kenni: "For moral support!"

Joey Kewl: "Yeah right!"

The hit to Latino's face sends Sef flipping out of the ring, and he goes for the ladder, and slides it into the ring. Latino goes to shove it back into Sef's face, but Sef side steps it and catches Latino over it as he jacknifes it into his head! Latino barely gets his arms up in time but he stll snaps back onto his spine. Sef runs up the ladder and clears the top, nailing a body splash. Sef goes for the ladder, but JL holds it form the outside, and Sef goes to pull it away, and JL lets go, sending Sef back, he trips over Latino. Sef rolls out on the other side and goes to have a heart to heart.

Trunks Kenni: "I'm sure it was just a miscommunication!"

Sef pushes JL, and then smacks the shades right off his head, as JL looks back at him with disgust. Sef rolls back in and sets up the ladder, but Latino's up and will have none of that nonsense. He climbs behind and nails a german suplex, laying Sef out, pushing up and picking him up like so and runs him full blast, himself too, into the ladder, knocking it down and crashing on it!

The ladder clickity clacks down, and They fight up. They trade blows, and Sef rakes the eyes. He has no lucha-honor. He grabs Latino by the mask, and Latino arcs up an elbow catching him on the chin. He then laces Sef up for a suplex onto the ladder but Sef reverses it, inverts it and drops Latino forward OOOOOO. Fans love the sound of ladders. CLACK! Latino pushes up.

Sef runs for a punt but Latino catches his foot and then brings him up with a tilting spinebuster into the ladder, Sef rolls off by JL, and Latino sets up the ladder. Sef lunnges, but JL grabs his feet, and pulls him out of the ring and lays him out with a lariat!!!!

Joey Kewl: "Miscommunication my ass, that was crystal clear!!"

JL lays the stomp-down onto Sef as Latino climbs up the ladder and gets the High Risk title.

Joey Kewl: "I think Sef's high risk in this match was being in the same faction as Johnny freakin Legend!!"

Latino Diablo runs to the outside as a whole horde of little kids rush to the front row and celebrate with him.