Everyone is down in the ring, and the ref rings the bell. Getting on with it already, we have C-Span to watch, prune juice to drink, and the left lane in traffic to clog up! The two males start the match off, and even though Nigga tries, Con runs the train through him. Tying up, nailing Nigga on the back of the neck, stepping back, and drilling him with a spinning forearm smash. After they get back to standing, Nigga tries once again to go head-to-head against Con, but after an Irish whip, he gets laid out onto the mat with a t-bone suplex. A little submission work by Con is done now until Nigga somehow powers out. It's as if Mother Theresea granted him a wish or something, either that or the nigga prune grape juice with ten percent spinach is kicking in suddenly. After sending Con into the ropes, instead of following up, he makes a break for it over to his corner. Of course the fans didn't like that, as now he had to tag in Serenity.

Joey Kewl: "It seems as if Nigga is trying to get out of going toe-to-toe with Con."

Trunks Kenni: "He's not trying to do anything but hook up with your mom, in which he's smart, because all the smart guys have done your mom. And he's smart for tagging in Summer, because now he gets to bide some time, and possibly check out Summer's ass in the mean time. Genius."

Serenity didn't let Summer get any time to get comfortable in the ring, she ran right at her, and knocks her flat on her sexy bottom. She started swinging madly, nailing Summer in the head with clubby punches. After Summer is able to get out of that rough situation, she brings it back to a vertical-base. This time Summer is able to stop the psycho yet very sexy lady known as Serenity by hitting a knee to the gut, a huge armbar, which follows up into a nice crossface. Serenity eventually reaches the ropes, stands back up, a brawl insues, and soon enough Summer is the one planted on the mat after a wicked hurricarrana. Serenity made the first pin attempt, only getting a two as Summer breaks out, and soon after Summer hits a spike DDT. Pin attempt by Summer, only a two, Serenity bridges out, and gets Summer into an armbar and headlock combo. Summer uses momentum to reverse the lock into a pin, barely a kickout at two.

Joey Kewl: "These two lovely ladies are putting on showing off their mat technique right now!"

Trunks Kenni: "No one in this ring can touch Nigga to tha Jone's mat ability."

Whitey Black: "YOU BEST BELIEVE, CRACKA!"

After Summer and Serenity hit forearm smashes on each other simultaneously, the race begins to the corners. Serenity is able to make it to Con first, and since Nigga needs to get into the ring anyway, he just makes his way into the ring. The aforementioned Nigga mixture drink must be kicking now as Nigga is able to hit a sucker punch that jars Con for a couple seconds. Right when Con is going to swing back Nigga flops right to the mat! After the ref stops Con from destroying him, since Nigga is old, the ref checks to see if he's alright. Y'know, it would be terrible to him have a stroke after quite possibly the best punch of his life. The ref shrugs, and goes to call the bell, but suddenly Nigga rolls Con up into a pin! OMFG! A one, a two, a three? NO! Con kicks out just in time, and can't believe Nigga just did that! He looked straight at the ref, as Nigga moved over into his corner, starting to brag to Summer. Soon enough Nigga is flirting with Summer, and Summer just won't have that! She slaps him, and walks away from the ring! Nigga turns around right into the arms of Con, who was waiting the entire time. Con hits the OWNED!, and soona after goes for the pin. 1 2 3. "Testify" by Rage Against The Machine drums over the speakers.

Howard Binkle: "HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS... CON ESCOBAR AND SERENITY!"