The match starts off pretty awkwardly with Hunter applying wristlocks and headlocks while groping Vex and feeling up her cha chas. Latino Diablo is on the otside of the ring yelling at Sean to stop mistreating the lady however crude she may be. Vex grabs a small handful of Hunter's little fellows and starts dragging him around the ring until he stops and starts smiling at her while she suddenly lets go and screams "EEWWWW!!!!"
Joey Kewl: "This is the most sexist and pornographic match I've ever seen"
Trunks: "I think Sean just blew a load in Vex's hand, WAY TO GO HUNTER!"
Vex runs and jumps at Sean hitting him with rights and lefts until he finally slams her down on her back and goes for the pin, pulling her up after two mocking LD on the floor. LD starts ranting and raving on the floor going nuts.
Trunks: "That Mexicans at it again!"
After toying with Vex for a few more minutes the crowd rises to their feet with boos as Dante makes his way out holding a chair. Dante motions for LD to do something so LD hops up on the ring apron and distracts the ref while Dante runs around ringside distracting Sean while...Latino Diablo comes from the crowd with a chair?!
Joey: "Um...What in the HELL!? THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!"
The new LD enters from behind Sean and SLAMS the chair he's holding into the ring post causing the seat to fold in as Hunter turns around LD throws the chair at him. Sean catches it and turns to face Vex who's rubbing fake blood all over her face and pointing at Sean with her tongue sticking out at him before she throws herself down on the mat. The other LD jumps down off the ring apron and the ref turns around to see Sean holding a banged up chair and a fallen Vex. He quickly calls for the bell and Sean doesn't know what to think.
DING DING!!
Bink: "YOURRRRR WINNERRR!!........BY DISQUALIFICATION....VEX!!"
Dante pulls Vex out of the ring still faking her injury as one of the Latino Diablo's runs away through the crowd and the rest of team DOA head to the back. Vex turns around seeing only Sean looking at them as she does a little Eddie Guererro style shimmy behind the ref's back. When the ref turns back around she starts holding her head and limping while Dante and LD carry her away.
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