Askin: "This next match is going to be Ace Hart’s Open Challenge for his Impact Championship. We already have Ace Hart in the ring, awaiting his challenger. I wonder who’s going to step up this week."

Macklin: "'Cochise' by Audioslave is hitting the PA system, and I guess James Tsunami is answering Hart’s challenge. He’s not wasting anytime with any pryo, he’s running to the ring! He slides in, but Ace Hart stomps right away before James can get up."

Askin: "Ace Hart picks Tsunami up, kneeing him in the gut as he does so. Whip into the ropes. Tsunami ducks a Clothesline, and knocks Ace down with a Dropkick. James bounces off the ropes and hits Ace with a Yakuza Kick right when Hart was trying to get up. Cover�?one…kick out by Hart! It’s going to take more than a few strikes to put Hart away."

Macklin: "Looks like Tsunami is going for a leg submission, but Ace shoves kicks him away. Hart on his feet, a few elbow strikes, followed by a Double-Arm DDT. Hart locks in a ground Sleeper Hold. James is trying to fight out, but it seems Hart is just increasing the pressure."

Askin: "Tsunami gets his leg on the ropes, but Ace doesn’t release the hold. Referee Andrew Jizzmopper counts. One�?two�?.three�?four�?Ace releases the hold with talk from the ref. Kick to the ribs from Ace, making James roll to the outside. Ace joins Tsunami outside, and whips him into the guardrail. Ace lifts James up, and Atomic Drops the challenger onto the guardrail. That’s gotta hurt your�?well, you know. Oh, Ace pushes James off the guardrail into the ground hard!"

Macklin: "Ace Hart rolls in and out of the ring, breaking the count. The champion jumps the railing and begins stomping away on James. Ace lifts James to his feet, and James begins fighting back! Punches and kicks from Tsunami, ending the combos with an Enziguri! James picks up his opponent and tosses him over the railing."

Askin: "Tsunami throws Ace Hart in the ring, and slides in right after. James locks in the Texas Cloverleaf. Ace is in serious trouble now. He gets to the ropes, but James just walks forward. It looks like Ace is going to tap-out! He’s raising his arm. No! He rolls out of it! Hart gets to his feet first. Kick to the gut of James. Hart’s going for the Paragon! But Tsunami flips him over with a Back Body Drop. Tsunami runs and bounces off the ropes, and Ace catches him with a Spinning Spinebuster!"

Macklin: "Ace goes for the cover. One�?two�?.kick out! Ace looks frustrated. He wants to end this match, but can’t get it done. Ace once again locks in the Sleeper Hold, this time with leg scissors. James fights out with some hard elbows to the head. James rolls around and locks Ace in the Flash Flood! This could be it!"

Askin: "Ace Hart’s free arm is in the air, shaking like it was possessed! Will he tap? He’s holding on, but how long can he? He gets his foot on the bottom rope, and James releases the hold. Tsunami quickly gets to his feet, and lifts Ace Hart up for The Storm of The Century! But Ace struggles out and lands on his feet behind James. German Suplex right on James�?neck! Ace holds on for the pin. 1�?2…kick out!"

Macklin: "Hart picks James up and goes for a kick to the gut. James catches it, pulls him onto his shoulders, and OHHH! Out of nowhere, he hits the 'Storm of the Century!! ONE! TWO! THREE! HE's DONE IT! James Tsunami has won the Impact Title!!!"

Askin: "Call it luck, call it a break, call it Ace wasn't hungry enough, but James Tsunami definately has won the title..."

Macklin: "After a great match with Christian Michaels last week, he's finally come out on top and got himself the win."

[ Backstage Flash: Nic E Dangeorusly, Damien Destruction, and Christian Michaels. ]

NED: "Chris... man, what are you doing here?"

Damo: "Mate, I told you I'd take care of everything."

CM: "I'm cleared. It took alot out of my pocketbook, but I got myself cleared to comeback tonight. JT Kash, Travis... hell both of them-"

NED: "Just one. Travis is GGOONNEE... so I guess his quest for vengeance ends with a door slammed shut on his face."

CM: "What? Dah well. Then I guess I got alittle surprise for JT Kash."

Damo: "If the little pecker even shows, eh? I think the past came back and haunted him right back to Ohio."

[Fade to black.]

Macklin: "There you just saw, Synergy talking about Travis O'Neals release from the company. Of course, Synergy lost one of their own in that, too."

Askin: "Yeah, they look real broken up about it-

lMacklin: "Well, it's time for Summer Stratus versus Image Johnson for the W2K Championess Title. Can Miss Stratus defeat Image Johnson to capture her second W2K Championess Title, or will Image Johnson prevail?"

Askin: "Well, I'm betting on Image to retain. But here comes the challenger, and she looks motivated. Shes got a score to settle with Image Johnson, and she wants to take that Championess Title off of Image."

Macklin: "Thats very true. But here comes the Championess herself, and she's power walking all the way down to the ring. She rolls in, but oh, Summer Stratus is on her immediately. Look at those kicks to Image's back and ribs. Summer isn't wasting anytime."

Askin: "Well, would you? Image Johnson is one of, if not the single best female wrestler in the history of MSN Wrestling. She's the only Quadra-Crown Champion in MSN history. Here comes Image, fighting back. Look at the raw power she just used to throw Summer across the ring."

Macklin: "Yeah, you can't take anything away from Image Johnson. Ouch! What a big powerslam. Image bounces off the ropes, she leaps up, big body splash. Quick cover from Image, Summer kicks out at one and a half. Image has a handfull of hair, hard forearm. Irish Wip, big Spine buster from the two time W2K Championess."

Askin: "Look at the sheer power of Image Johnson. Her strength is just so great. She over powers most of her opponents, just like she's doing here with Summer Stratus."

Macklin: "Good point, if Summer wants to win this match, she's going to have to use her speed to gain the victory."

Askin: "Speaking of which, look at Summer dodge that clothesine. She's off the other ropes, high cross body. Only a two count."

Macklin: "Summer's climbing up to the top rope, but oh, she's caught by Image Johnson. Image is looking for a super-plex, but no. Summer summersaults over Image, and OH! Powerbomb. Image folds her up for the pin, she's got her feet on the ropes but the referee doesn't see it! Three count. That's it, we have a NEW Championess in Summer Stratus."

[ Scene opens backstage, with Johnny Fame and Jon Reed at the catering table, the hot-spot of backstage W2K. ]

Reed: "I just can't believe i almost made it with a man."

Fame: "I can, I've seen how you look at me when I'm naked."

Reed: "Quit walking around naked in the apartment! That's shock, not gay tendencies."

Fame: "Oh, you've thought about sucking my dick for a dolla, you crack who-"

Voice: "Hey guys."

[ The look over to the side, where someone's just entered. ]

Fame: "DAMIEN COLLINS?!"

DC: "In the flesh. I'd cover myself with glitter to make it look as if I am golden, but it also looks kinda fruity so I opted not to do it."

Fame: "Good call."

Reed: "Who the hell is this?"

DC: "Well, I'm his tag partner in FWA."

Reed: "This isn't FWA."

JT KASH OUT OF NOWHERE: "THANK GOD!"

Reed: "Well... I'm a fourth degree ninja killer, and I'm also his tag partner... HERE."

DC: "Chill. I'm here to sign autographs. Want one?"

[ DC pulls out a pen. Reed slaps it out of his hand. ]

Reed: "HELL NO I DON'T WANT ONE!"

[ Reed storms off, as DC and Fame look at each other and shrug. ]

Askin, "WHAT A SPINEBUSTER!"
Macklin, "The spinebuster uncharacteristic of Nic Dangerously but that simply shows that inane ability to adapt to any opponent. The Spinebuster is virtualy never in Dangerously's arsenal, yet when it was perhaps the best reverse to Storm's offense, it was executed as if it'd been a Dangerously trademark for many years and *That* Johnny Askin... That is what makes the current ICWA Champion in Nic E. Dangerously so damn - parden the pun - Dangerous."

The crowd is on their feet as Dangerously has hooked the far leg and White counts .................1................2 Just two as Storm kicks out. Nic shakes his head as he grabs MJ By the head and slowly pulls him up as he himself gets up. Nic hooks MJ in the Vertical Suplex grapple... He pulls Storm up but as MJ Storm is completly vertical he once again rolls and lands on his feet behind the Dangerous Assassian, Nic E. Dangerously. The challanger quickly wraps NED from behind with a rear wastelock and charges forward eventually raming Nic's chest into the top rope... MJ pulls back probably looking for a rolling pin but the champion hooks the top rope and Storm hits his back hard on the mat. MJ Rolls through and gets to his feet as he comes running in at Dangerously who quickly sidesteps, hooks a rear waist lock of his own, and pop back with a German Suplex release. The crowd erupts as NED immediatly follows up with a front facelock.

Askin, "At the beginning of this contest MJ Storm said he was gonna out *Wrestle* Nic Dangerously... To my surprise this match really has been a relativly pure wrestling match."

MJ Storm slowly starts to get to his face as Nic comes up with him. Both men are on their feet, NED still applying the front facelock as Storm gets his hands on Dangerously's wrists and some how manages to break the lock and spin around, applying a standing arm bar. Nic slaps his shoulder a couple of times before he flips frontwards in what looks like an elevated Summersault before coming around and sweeping Storms legs with his free arm. MJ Hits the mat hard as the crowd pops and Dangerously hops up with a smirk.

MJ gets up but he's not smiling. The two spring forward for another grapple but Storm ends up jabbing a pair of fingers into the eyes of Dangerously. Dangerously grabs his eyes in pain as MJ grabs a fist full of his hair with his left hand, and then sinks a hard right hand right into the face of the Dangerous one, dropping him hard on the mat as the crowd boos. MJ follows up like a pitbull as he starts stomping away at Dangerously vigorously.

Askin, "Awe come on! So much for "Wrasslin" huh!"
Macklin, "They're not contesting for a bag of Skittles... This is for the International Championship Wrestling Alliance Heavyweight Championship of the World. You do whatcha gotta do."

MJ reaches down and picks up Dangerously. He grabs Dangerously by the wrist and delivers an Irish whip sending him across the ring. NED Bounces off the ropes as Storm drops down and darts forward looking for a spear... The champion leap frogs over Storm and lands on his feet. Storm spins around and NED hooks him and hoists him for a Northern lights suplex, probably looking for that kthxbye... Storm kicks with all his speed and might and ends up back down on his feet. He scoops up Dangerously and starts to run with him ala the British Bulldog as he's looking for that trademarked Capital City Slam... Dangerously suddenly drops behind and hooks the arm and hoists him up in what looks like an Angle slam...

Askin, "Kthxbye... Reverse into a Capital City Slam... Reverse into DUES EX MACHINA..."

But Storm rolls off Dangerously's shoulders and instantly his NED with a kick to the gut as the gasping crowd boos. MJ again delivers the Irish whip sending Dangerously into the ropes. Dangerously bounces back and MJ Scoops him up and spins looking for his version of the Bossman Slam or the Black Hole Slam...

Askin, "STORM CHASER SLAM..."

But Dangerously was kicking about and Storm had no choice but to put him on his feet. Dangerously ducks under, scoops him... BAM!

Askin, "Reverse... DUES EX MACHINA! HE CONNECTED WITH THE DUES EX MACHINA!"

The crowd is going nuts as NED reaches over and hooks the far leg

..............................1............................2..............................3!

Tim White calls for the bell as Dangerously rolls off of Storm and "King Nothing" by Metallica blasts over the PA.

Dart, "Your Winner... And STILL EYE-SEE-DOUBLE-YOU-EH HEEEEEEEEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WWWWWWWORLD.... NIC_E_DDDDDDDDDDDDDDANGEROUSLYYY!!!"

Trunks, "Mr. Ismali isn't going to be happy about this, but I've had a lot of pressure, as has Hamid, to get WallStreet back on GT Network. Now, Hamid'll ignore it and just fly a plane into the GT HQ if they choose to cut our time slot, but I, however, enjoy being employed. So with that said, I have been in contact with Mr. McCallister and I begged and pleaded and he gauranteed me that he'd be able to make Cyberslam (Crowd erupts)... Now... I'd love to book him right into his W2K Championship match, but that spot has since been filled... HOWEVER... WallStreet has agreed to work an Interpromotional match against a man who's recieved quite a bit of buzz on the ol' dirt sheets as of late... Ladies and Gentlemen, For the very first time in his career, WallStreet will go one on on one with....."

Macklin, "This is gonna be good..."

Trunks, "WallStreet!"

Askin, "Huh?"

Trunks, "At Cyberslam The WallStreet Brawler Taylor McCallister represents himself and Double You Two Kay verses The Facaded WallStreet Brawler Felix McAllister of BUD! AND FOLKS...

Crowd: FUCK YOU BUD (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap), FUCK YOU BUD (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap), FUCK YOU BUD (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap), FUCK YOU BUD (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap), FUCK YOU BUD (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap), FUCK YOU BUD (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap), FUCK YOU BUD (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap)...

Trunks continues, "And since Felix had declared himself a Hardcore specialist, former multi-time Hardcore champion Taylor "WallStreet" McCallister HAS Agreed to work this contest under HARDCORE RULES!"

Askin, "WallStreet fixin to get it goin W2K Style in what would essentially be his W2K Debut fight!"

[ Back from a commercial, as David Van Dam versus Kutter Flash is nearly on it's way. Both are in the ring, as the belll sounds and Kutter lurches for DVD- DVD side steps, and Kutter, the W2K Champion, hits the turnbuckle, but as DVD tries to tke the upper hand, Kutter sends a meaty side kick to the gut., DVD steps back a few steps, doubled over as Kutter takes him by the hair, and twirls him hard into the turnbuckle, and sends some heavy fists at DVD's face- DVD reels as Teddy Longfeather tries to regain control in this match up and pull Kutter away, but he's shoved aside. ]

Macklin: "Thet definately isn't going to get the ref on his side."

Askin: "Kutter's got nothing to lose in a DQ situation, and you can bet he's not going to be afraid to exert himself.

[ Kutter turns back to DVD, who's sat on the top and throws his legs up into a scissor around Kutter's head and neck. ]

Macklin: "Great way to use your position in the ring to your own advantage."

Askin: "DVD's been in the business a long time."

[ Kutter struggles, but DVD wraps his arm around the top rope, hanging himself there, using his legs to tire out the Champion. Kutter grabs DVD by the waist, and rips him out of the corner in a mocked airplane spin, throwing him down to the canvas. Kutter shakes off the webs. ]

Askin: "That's power, and a perfect example of why Kutter is the Champion right now."

Macklin: "DVD's gonna have to find a better way to wear him down."

[ Kutter brings up his right foot, and crashes it down, but DVD rolls into his left, and grabs it, using his own leg to disable Kutter's knee, bringing him down to one leg. DVD twirls, holding onto the left ankle, and twists it. Kutter grabs the second rope, and rips himself up and sends a boot to crash into DVD's face, and does so, as DVD reels around, letting go... Kutter runs at him, but DVD senses a GORE, and whether or not Kutter was going for it or not doesn't matter, because DVD punts forward, nailing Kutter in the gut- and then hits the ropes and back for a "Roaring Elbow"... Kutter stumbles back and DVD whips him into the ropes, following with a running knee lift that keeps the air out of Kutter's lungs, then ducks a desperate swing by the Champion- doing a fireman's carry, but Kutter lands on his feet, but DVD locks in a Cross Face- the "Faded Glory".... ]

Macklin: "YOU COULD SAY HE'S WOUTWRESTLING THE CHAMP!"

Askin: "But the Champ is out fighting, I think!"

[ Kutter doubles over, flipping DVD from the momentum, DVD lands on his own feet, but gets a kick to the back of the head... DVD stumbles into the ropes and into the GORE!1!! The crowd explodes, as DVD is smashed down into the canvas. Kutter rolls out of the ring, and goes under the apron. ]

Macklin: "Okay, let's not go for the pin...."

[ DVD stirs, and rolls to his stomach, as Kutter grabs a bag, then shoves someone out of a chair. He tosses the bag in, and then takes the chair in with him... DVD pushes up but gets CLAPPED by the steel in the back. DVD falls face first, and Kutter looks down, smiling, unfolding the chair, placing it over DVD's back, and sits on it while taking something out of the bag. ]

Askin: "CLIPPERS?!"

Macklin: "All week, Kutter mentioned sacrifice... maybe this is it!"

[ The crowd is in a shock, as Kutter reaches down, and takes the clippers, taking it to DVD's once golden locks! BZZZT! BZZZT! BZZT! Lines of scalp now line DVD's cranium, as Kutter takes the hair, and tosses it into the air. The scene fades as the challenger has made a sacrifice.... ]

Macklin: "These were events of three weeks ago, just as GT Network cancelled our deal with them. We couldn't air it until this week, but you can see the horrible actions by our champion to the challenger, David Van Dam. Since the Blackout, Hamid Ismaili has stepped up plans for Cyberslam, and you'll see it next week."

Askin: "Indeed, as all this and more comes to a head, we know there'll be DVD versus Kutter Flash in a W2K Championship rematch, and Hamid has stated he'll be ringside to make sure his plans are unspoiled. We'll also see JT Kash and Christian Michaels for the 2006 God of Wrestling."

Macklin: "We appologize to fans for the blackout and the rushed RAGE 111, and the rushed Cyberslam, but W2K is back and in full swing. You're going to see people like Wallstreet. Like Johnny Fame and Johnny Legend, and JT Kash and so much more."

Askin: "And it's time to sign off...."

[ FLASH! And we see JT Kash backstage at the catering table. ]

Macklin: Well folks there you see JT Kash on your screen. He seems so proud of himself as he stands there eating that pastry. I tell ya Johnny, I don't see how he could be proud of his victory last week.

Askin: Well man, thats just the type of guy that JT Kash is now. He's not all about the frat jokes and toliet humor anymore. He's a dangerous guy that apparently takes extreme exception to Christian Michaels.

[ PA-TUEY! ]

Askin: Holy crap! He just spit out his pastry.....man that's like alcohol abuse, only with a pastry.

Macklin: Good. I hope he chokes on the damn thing!

Askin: Wow.....You're really teeved about last week huh?

Macklin: You're damned right I am!

[ WHAM!!! Without warning JT explodes forward onto the catering table! ]

Askin: Holy crap! What the hell just happened?

Macklin: It looks like someone just gave JT what he deserved with that chair shot! I can't tell who it is, but they deserve a medal after that.

Askin: I think its CM.....

Macklin: No way. It couldn't.....IT IS! CHRISTIAN MICHAELS! Oh my God did he just plaster the Two-Thousand-Four God of Wrestling. And it doesn't look like he's done yet!

Askin: Ya got that right Eddie. I mean look at him reigning down those right hand shots after mounting JT on the table. They're getting our eats everywhere!

Macklin: Its a regrettable loss Johnny, but dammit, this couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Askin: Looks like CM has more plans for JT. He's just dragged the last male winner of the God of Wrestling off the table, and they look like they're coming out here.

[ The crowd suddenly roars ]

Macklin: Indeed, there they are! CM with right hand after right hand to the side of JT's face. Wait a minute! It looks like JT still has some fight left in him. He's firing back with right hands of his own....Both men are getting closer and closer to the edge of that stage over there.

Askin: Michaels burying his knee into JT's gut! CM takes a handful of Kash's head and readies to toss him over the edge down into the....the.....er whatever we have over there beside the stage. But look out Michaels, here comes JT back. He sends an elbow to CM's gut and now JT is teasing tossing CM off. But he says no and is calling for....For a superkick! Aw man this is gonna be bad Eddie.

Macklin: You're not kidding! Oh and look at JT tuning up the band. I can't watch!

Askin: Guess I have to then folks. There goes JT flying in for that deadly superkick....CAUGHT! MICHAELS CATCHES THE KICK!

[ CM flips JT off with his free hand ]

CM: Screw you!

Askin: Michaels caught the foot of JT Kash, gave him some sign language, and just put it into words for him that we all could hear......And now he finally throws the foot down. Michaels with rights after right after right.....JT Kash is reeling...No! He ducks a clothesline from Michaels and shoots behind.....German suplex attempt thwarted by CM and an elbow to JT's face.....CM spins and looks like maybe he wants a Rock Bottom....JT elbows outta that......Kick to the mid-section by Kash. I got a feeling this is about to be it......I think JT is lookingf or a piledriver....yep. He's got CM ducked and is looking back over the edge....What the hell is he thinking?

Macklin: Oh like we don't know what that asshole is thinking!

Askin: I thought you weren't watching?

Macklin: I...

Askin: Here we...No! JT went for the piledriver but CM kicked enough to get his feet back on the stage. He better becareful though. If he kicks too hard he could help JT anyways.

Macklin: I almost wouldn't mind just to see JT also laying in the remains of whatever is over....

[ GASP! The crowd all gasp collectively ]

Askin: HOLY SHIT! JT just tried the piledriver again, blocked as usual, but for some crazy reason Michaels just pushed with all his leg strength and just sent himself and JT right over the edge!!!! And oh my God's there's sparks!

Macklin: Good lord someone get a camera over there!

[ Up on the stage a cameraman does get to the edge and aims his camera down. ]

Askin: Jesus! Those two are a managled mess, tangled in with cords that I guess are powering certain things in this arena.....I don't see either one even twitching......Here comes the EMTs, trainers, and I think Trunks.

Macklin: Naturally I see Rhya there too. You can only imagine what is going through that young woman's mind.....

Askin: Folks we'll see you next week... at CYBERSLAM..... "