[Backstage we see Serenity holding her newly won XW title with NED standing in front of her.

NED: Listen, Serenity…you really have no idea how much danger you’re in, that title used to bring out the absolute worst in people. You could really get hurt with this new 24/7 crap Trunks is doing.

Serenity: But…with you here I won’t have to worry about that, right Nic?

[Serenity is giving Nic the bedroom eyes, cause he’s a pimp like that.

Serenity: We are…friends…right Nicky?

[Nic glances over his shoulder and sees a ref standing there just in case. He looks up and winks at the camera.

NED: Sure thing. Hey, you know what’s fun. Thumb war, wanna play?

Serenity: Um…okay?

[They lock hands and Nic pins her thumb down instantly.

Serenity: o0o0o0o you’re so strong…I give up!

[She says playfully as Nic snatches the title and bails out of the scene.

Teddy Longfeather: NEW CHAMPION BY FORFEIT NIC E DANGEROUSLY!!

Serenity: What the crap!?

Ding-Ding-Ding*,

Macklin: Well folks, looks like we’re ready to start the match!

Askin: You think?

[McKnight and Tsunami stand in the middle of the ring ready to lock it up�?they do so�?Tsunami with a headlock. And a reversal as McKnight sends Tsunami to the ropes. On the return McKnight hit’s a flying clothesline on Tsunami and anticipates his return to his feet. Right away an arm-drag connect by McKnight and he holds Tsunami with an arm-bar submission. Tsunami reverses the hold for an arm bar of his own on McKnight. McKnight reverses that sending Tsunami to the ropes�? Knee to Tsunami’s gut�?Tsunami flips over and lands hard on the mat. McKnight with the cover ..1.�?.. Kick out by Tsunami!

Macklin: The match is pretty much underway now and looks like Tsunami is in all types of trouble at the moment folks.

Askin: I agree. But hey, its ok.

[McKnight growls at Tsunami then lifts him to his feet�?to the ropes�?spine buster by McKnight! He pins Tsunami!

Macklin: This may be over already!

[�?...2.�?Tsunami kicks out! Indeed the match continues!! He lifts Tsunami again, Irish-whip to the ropes�?Tsunami returns with a running cross body, but McKnight doesn’t fall�?he tosses Tsunami over the top rope! Tsunami breaks his fall by grabbing on to the top rope for a second but still falls hard on the outside! Tsunami tries getting back to the ring�?McKnight reaches over from inside the ring�?Tsunami trips McKnight to his back from the outside then climbs the ring apron. Springboard leg drop from the top! Tsunami with the pin�?.�?.�?McKnight kicks out. Tsunami comes to his feet and runs to the ropes for a springboard lionsault! McKnight lifts his knees!

Macklin: OUCH!

[Tsunami bounces off McKnight’s knees holding his ribs in pain.

Macklin: Tsunami could be in trouble here.

Askin: Both men are desperately wanting this victory.

[Tsunami and McKnight come to their feet at the same time. They lock it up and McKnight has the advantage there. But Tsunami isn’t giving in too easily now�? He isn’t about to lose this! He manages to lift the forearms of McKnight then slides right under his legs. He pulls on McKnight’s arms causing McKnight to flip forward landing on his back. McKnight gets to his feet to receive a series of kicks to his body by Tsunami. This causes McKnight to fall right on to the outside through the second and third rope.

Macklin: I think McKnight got a taste of Tsunami there!

[McKnight gets up, furious with this and grabs the top steel step and tosses it in the ring aiming for Tsunami. Tsunami moves out of the way as McKnight climbs the ring apron�?Tsunami jumps on the top of the steel steps and jumps off hitting a drop kick. McKnight flies on to the outside landing on the mats. He quickly comes to his feet and slides inside the ring. While sliding in Tsunami kicks the steel steps causing them to hit McKnight in the head busting him wide open.

Macklin: Wow, what a shot�?how McKnight is still getting to his feet is beyond me!

[McKnight gets up and clotheslines Tsunami to Hell!!!!! Tsunami flips in maid-air a couple times as McKnight covers with bloody face and all�?1.�?.…WOW! That was too close! Tsunami manages to kick out!

Askin: This McKnight guy, With this power and intensity he can win it! Tsunami looks to be in trouble.

[McKnight grabs Tsunami for a bear hug! He tries to suck out all the wind from Tsunami’s lungs and put him out for good now. With blood flowing down his forehead McKnight screams as he applies more pressure. Tsunami is fading�? Ref lifts hand;1... Raises hand again;2... Need one more..; Bam, Tsunami hits McKnight with some shots to the head, so suddenly getting his second wind. McKnight keeps Tsunami in that positions and jumps hitting McKnight with a power-slam right onto the Steel steps! "Holy-Shit" chants rise. Tsunami rolls off the steel steps and McKnight lifts them over his head ready to smash Tsunami with them.

Macklin: He’s gonna squash the Impact Champion!

[Tsunami moves out of the way with the huge *thud* being heard. Tsunami is quickly up and bouncing off the ropes coming at McKnight for a cross body block, NO! He’s caught, CATATONIC!!

Askin: END GAME!!

Macklin: NEW CHAMP!!

[1...

2.�?.

KICK OUT!

Tsunami pulls himself to his feet with McKnight hitting an elbow to the back of his neck. McKnight grabs Tsunami and tosses him shoulder first into the steel post!! Tsunami continues to try and gain composure as McKnight stomps on his back. McKnight lifts Tsunami and Irish-whips him�?McKnight attempts a clothesline but misses�?Tsunami does a baseball slide and uses the bottom rope to break. He comes to his feet to watch McKnight charge him full force, Tsunami hit’s a drop toe hold however �?McKnight climbs to his feet. BAM, kick right in the midsection. DDT by Tsunami!!!! No, Northern Lights Suplex by James McKnight! 1...2...Tsunami kicks out, McKnight flips himself around and quickly locks in a double chicken wing, then front flips over into a bridge.

Macklin: GRIM FINISH!!

Askin: NEW CHAMPION FOR REAL THIS TIME!!

[The crowd all of a sudden begins to Boo louder than a Scott Blaze segment when out from the crowd comes David Johnson with a chair.

Askin: What’s he doing here!?

[DJ slides into the ring as the ref yells for him to get out, and he smashes McKnight in the gut with the chair causing the ref to call for the bell, awarding McKnight the win by DQ. McKnight sits up holding his stomach and DJ smashes him across the back with the chair, before throwing it down and helping Tsunami up, who pushes DJ away and falls back down to one knee holding the back of his head. DJ doesn’t understand why Tsunami isn’t glad to see him, but quickly they’re interrupted when behind DJ is Cross and Ace Hart. The crowd starts to cheer as Ace turns DJ around and starts laying in some punches. Cross lays in a few now as Jacob Mitchell can be seen running down the aisle and sliding into the ring. DJ, rather than fighting a losing battle bails out of the ring and hops over the barricade as we see Jimmy Stryker running around ringside on one side, and Tim Torn coming around from the other side. Ace steps out of the ring to the apron yelling at DJ, who’s fleeing through the crowd. Ace sits on the apron and then gets to the floor, it’s obvious his leg is sore, and not to mention it’s all bandaged up. Cross steps up on the middle rope looking out through the crowd as referees get into the ring checking on McKnight who just pushes them away from him.

Macklin: Fans…we’ll be right back.

[Backstage. XAW and NED.

XAW: "So It's Me Versus This GuY With A Chip On His Shoulder."

NED: "Yeah."

XAW: "Well.. I'll Pretend It's Ace. Then I'll Send Him Back To The Unemployment Line."

NED: "We'll take care of-"

XAW: "WHOA! You Mean Me. I'll Take Care Of Him. You'll Be Taking Care Of This Bottle, And You Better Guard It With Your Life."

NED: "Are you serious!"

XAW: "Yeah. I Can Handle Travis... Don't Let Someone Take My Liqor. I'll Be Using It To Celebrate."

[NED sighs, and shrugs. Flipping on the monitor, as XAW heads out.... and someone else sneaks it, grabbing the bottle... then tip toes over to the XW Champion.... and... CRASH! NED goes limp and falls to the floor, as Johnny Legend makes the cover...

Legend: "QUICK!"

[Ref Andrew makes the count- ONE! TWO! THREE!"

Andrew: "NEW XW CHAMPION!"

[Fade as JL RUNS..."

Macklin: "And here we go, Travis O'Neal and Xander Allen Walker are set to square off. This promises to be a good one, as O'Neal vows revenge on Synergy for what they did to him in PWT several months ago."

Askin: "Who cared what they did to him? This isn't PWT. This is THE W2K, and we will reign supreme!"

[The bell rings, and the big man, Travis O'Neal springs across the ring, grabbing XAW and literally tossing him across the ring. XAW hits the mat, and O'Neal is on him again, mounting him, O'Neal swings his big fists, colliding with XAW's face several times, as the referee grabs O'Neal's thick arms, pulling him off and scolding him for the use of closed fists. O'Neal stands up, shrugging of the referee as XAW slides under the bottom rope, trying to clear his head. O'Neal follows him out, and XAW quickly begins to run away... O'Neal is in hot pursuit as XAW slides into the ring, and as O'Neal tries to follow him, XAW drops an elbow right to the back of O'Neal's neck. Another elbow to the neck... XAW smiles as he stands up, grabbing onto the top rope as he drives his foot into O'Neal's neck several times, before pulling the wall of musle to his feet, and whipping him across the ring. O'Neal hits the ropes and comes back, XAW nails him with a heavy clothesline.

Askin: "There you go Xandy, beat Travis O'Neal's ass!"

[XAW rolls O'Neal onto his stomach and locks in a seated rear chinlock. Xandy pulls back on it, working his head back to stretch the neck he's been working on. Travis grunts in pain, the neck is of course a sensitive spot for the big grappler. XAW releases the chin lock, hits the ropes, and comes back. He leaps into the air and drops his knee down onto the back of the neck of Travis O'Neal.

Macklin: "Xander Allen Walker is trying to cripple Travis O'Neal."

[O'Neal clutches his neck as Xander smirks, walking around the ring, playing to the crowd, getting them all to boo him. O'Neal stands up, rubbing his neck, but looking angry. Xander, not realizing Travis is up, goes to the corner of the ring, and lights up a cigarette, taking a few puffs. O'Neal crouches low, like he's stalking his opponent. Xander turns around, and O'Neal launches himself, nailing Xander with the vicious Crown of Thorns. Xander grabs his ribs as he loses his cigaretee. Travis looks like he wants to go for the pin, but decides against it. Instead he grabs Xandys cigaretee, putting it out on Xander's bicep. Xander lets out a yelp as Travis discards the cigarette. Travis pulls Xander up, and whips him into the ropes. Xander comes back and gets a huge spine buster for his trouble. Xander cluthces his ribs again as O'Neal runs against the ropes and leaps into the air, driving all of his body weight into the chest of Xander. O'Neal pulls Xander up and backs up, before running forward and hitting another Crowne of Thorns. Now O'Neal makes the cover.

One

Two

Three.

Macklin: "And that's it, Travis O'Neal picks up the big victory over Xander Allen Walker."

Backstage in the trainers room we see DVD sitting on the trainers table getting his forehead wiped off. In the doorway we see Cross and Jacob Mitchell

DVD: Sucks I can't wrestle in the main event! I really wanted to show everyone why I'm the W2K leader.

Cross and Jake look at each other like, what a douchebag.

Trainer: Actually David, you won't require stitches. It was just a surface cut so you're good to go for the main event.

DVD looks at him like he's crazy.

Trainer: Yep, no restrictions at all.

Cross: Of yippee.

Jacob: Joy...to...us.

DVD: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!

David jumps up off the table, looks around and grabs his forehead.

DVD: I COULD BE FATALLY BLEEDING TO DEATH!!

...

DVD: DEATH!!

Cross: Get real.

DVD: You get real! I'm seriously hurt!

Trainer: David, you're fine. My six year old cut his knee worse than that play soccer.

DVD: I bet they had to amputate his leg then didn't they?

Trainer: Actually he scored the last five goals and won the game.

DVD: WHO ASKED YOU!?

Jacob: Stop actin like a punk.

DVD's eyes bulge out.

Cross: Quit trying to pull a Wallstreet and bitch out, man. Either you're wrestling or you're crying.

DVD: I...AM...INJURED!!

DVD storms out of the room and actually leaves the arena, what the hell!?

Dart: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the #1 contendership to the W2K Championess Title...

Macklin: This should be good

Askins: What should this boring match?

Macklin: We have traitors in the mix, and now Summer has to watch and see who she has to face.

Askins: Speaking of the other women....But wait Summer isnt in this matchup?

Macklin: What do you mean by that?

Askins: This is for the #1 contendership for the W2K womens championship and all people think is that the champion should be in the match, and she isnt!!!

Macklin: All women are in the ring, as the match seems to be about ready to get under way.

Askin: But still no Summer....

DING DING DING

Alia and Tyna Hilton are seen looking at one another. The two of them immediatly go after PussyCat and Serenity. The two of them completly start a complete beatdown on the two women, as PussyCat and Serenity are seen now being clotheslined over the top rope and to the floor. As that ensued, Tyna then turns facing Alia. Tyna then throws a hard shot to the head of Alia rocking her back a bit. Alia then looking a little bit concerned at the shot, then comes charging for Tyna. Tyna then ducks out of the way of a clothesline, and turns around with a huge dropkick. Tyna then goes over and picks up Alia as she then pushes her into the ropes. Tyna then whips Alia into the ropes, as Tyna is coming for her she locks up Alia into a sleeper hold predicament. Tyna then holds onto the move, as finally Serenity is seen coming onto the apron. She then gets back into the ring, as Tyna is nailed from behind by Serenity, breaking her grip of Alia, who now is dropping to her knees, catching her breath as Serenity nails Tyna with a huge spear sending Tyna down to the mat hard. Serenity, happy with herself at the thought of now being in control, as she walks over to Alia who is down on the mat, taking in breaths of air, as a boot to the midsection is given to Alia from Serenity, as Alia's little recovery period has been ended so abruptly.

Macklin: What the hell? PussyCat is seen getting to her knees!!!

As she does, Serenity is right there, as she grabs a hold of the ropes, thrusting herself over the top and right to the outside on top of PussyCat. Meanwhile Tyna is now to her feet, as she notices Serenity and PussyCat on the outside of the ring, now throwing shots at one another. PussyCat then grabs Serenity and rams her back into the guardrail. PussyCat now shows some life, as Tyna then notices the fun on the outside as Alia is still down from her shots, as Tyna now exits the ring onto the apron, as she then darts towards PussyCat who is now nailed with a hurricanrana by Tyna to the outside onto the unforgiving, cement floor. PussyCat is seen holding her head, as Tyna slide back into the ring. and greets Alia as she helps her up onto her feet. As she does, Alia then sends a shot to the gut of Tyna, as Alia has her second wind again, as she then grabs the hair of Tyna and slamming her down to the mat hard. PussyCat and Serenity are now back into the ring as Alia is all alone standing against the two of them. PussyCat then wastes no time, as she then goes for Alia. Alia then begins to do what she can as PussyCat lifts her up off her feet, as Alia begins swinging wildly against the back of Pussy who puts her down. As Alia is back on her feet, she kicks pussy in the midsection as Alia then goes for a spear,, as she does, Serenity is right there with a chick kick to the back of the head, sending Alia back down to the mat one more time.

Askins: What the hell. This has been a complete reversal.

Macklin: Yeah it has. Unbelievable!!!

Tyna now a little upset with how her performance has been played out gets her adrenaline pumping, as she stands up quickly, and begins to fight off Serenity, she then backs Serenity into the corner, as Serenity is seen pushing Tyna off of her. As Tyna finally gets her wits and goes back for Serenity, another Chick Kick is delieverd and Tyna is now back on the mat again. Serenity, then trying to keep herself afloat as she is more determined now to win this match. Serenity then is seen making a cover on Tyna.

Ref: 1.....2.....

There is PussyCat to make the stop on the count. Pussy then grabs Serenity, as she then slaps Serenity hard across the face. Serenity then slaps her back, as then two then lock up, as they are seen pushing each other into the corner as Alia finally is to her feet. Alia, now knowing Tyna is out and the other two are fighting in the corner, she then grabs a hold of Tyna as she then kicks Tyna in the midsection and then drops her with The Starr!!! Alia then covers Tyna as the other two have no idea what is going on.

Ref: 1.......2.......3!!!!

DING DING DING!!!

Dart: Here is your winner....ALIA............

Macklin: Wait a minute look its Summer Stratus. She is in the ring now. Alia has no idea she is there!!

Askins: Yeah and what is this all about?

Summer then walks up to Alia, who now turns around. Summer then smiles at her, as she holds up the arm of Alia as the winner in this matchup. As Alia is seen smiling wanting to Celebrate. Summer then smirks and shakes her head, as Summer then turns Alia around nailing her with a spiked DDT. Alia drops to the mat, as Summer is now seen getting back to her feet with a smile on her face looking at the fallen, Alia. Serenity and PussyCat not knowing what else to do is seen, coming for Summer. The two have locked hands for a clothesline, but Summer ducks out of the way, as she then grabs Pussy Cat tossing her to the outside, as she then takes Serenity and nails her with the Dangerously Hot!!! Serenity is seen out like a light it seems, as Tyna is seen rolling out of the ring unsure where she is exactly. Summer then smirks, as the fallen women are all over the ring, as she then signals that she is the greatest womens wrestler and champion in all of this business. She then smiles one more time, as she looks over at Alia, and decides this is not over, as she picks up Alia, and drops her with the Dngerously Hot as well. Alia now on the mat one more time, as Summer is seen making the cover on Alia, as she demands the ref to drop and make the count. The ref a little shocked at the request drops to the mat, as he makes the three count, and signalling the bell, as Summer is seen standing up one more time, as she is given her Championess Title.

[Johnny Legend is spotted running through the halls, when he finally gets to his locker room where he quickly rushes inside only to find Cross standing in front of him.

*gulp*

[JL looks over and sees FTN and Nukkin Futts out cold on the floor.

Cross: Guess they thought they had a shot.

[JL backs up, but realizes he closed the door on himself.

Cross: Don't worry.

[Cross slams his open hand into the door right beside Johnny's head.

Cross: I wouldn't take your belt this way. It has no honor or pride. You're ruining a belt once made famous in this company by a soon to be world champion. You're turning a division I love into a fucking joke.

[Cross slams his other hand into the door on the other side of Johnny's head, causing him to flinch, and by the looks of things about to wet himself.

Cross: DO YOU THINK THIS MAKES ME FUCKING HAPPY!?

[Johnny about jumps out of his granny panties on that one.

Cross: When I take that belt away from your unworthy hands. Everyone from here to Canada will be able to see and hear you screaming for your life inside of the ring. Where a title like that deserves to be decided...now get out of my way.

[Cross steps back as Legend quickly moves, we see Johnny Legend walking through the halls rather quickly clutching the title to his chest looking frantically around behind him as he rounds a corner and EL WHAMO!!

Latino Diablo: ARRRRIIIBBBAAAAAA!!!!!

[Diablo drops the frying pan he just creamed Legend with and makes the cover. A ref jumps down for the count.

1...2...3!!

Ref: "NEW XW CHAMPION.... LATINO DIABLO!

[Latino Diablo jumps up, looks around, then bends down grabbing the burrito out of his frying pan, along with the title and hauls ass down the hall.

Askin: You ready for the most ridiculous match of the year?

Macklin: Match of the year?

Askin: …Not like that…never mind.

The Caz and The Slaxors are in the ring. The Caz are playing rock paper scissors to see who wrestles first and The Slaxors are pulling straws from the ref’s hand. Bob Pocket pulls the short straw and Rave gets his rock wrapped in paper. PJ is starting to get on the outside, and for whatever reason Bob walks over and punts Rave directly in the ball sack behind the ref’s back. Adam unaware steps out of the ring as Bob rolls up Rave while the ref turns around and sees a small package.

1...

2...

3!!

Macklin: What…the Hell.

Askin: Well that wasn’t as bad as I originally planned.

Adam is shell shocked on the apron hearing the bell ring already and The Slaxors are completely stoked about their hard fought victory as they dance the jig on the floor and go on backstage. Adam helps Rave up, and they get a standing ovation simply because they’re the Casualties.

[Latino Diablo can be heard shouting random Mexican words, most of it doesn’t even make sense, but he ends it with El Caliente el sucks. He comes sliding around the corner but quickly stops when he sees a monkey standing there with a handful of monkey poop.

Latino: Aye senor, that is el FUCKED UP!!

[The monkey launches it, but Diablo ducks, as he ducks he notices a see saw is for some odd reason there, which Bryan Williams now jumps on the opposite end of it and completely knocks Diablo out cold. Bryan jumps on top of Latino Diablo and makes the cover.

1...2...3!!!

REF: NEW XW CHAMPION.... Bryan Williams!

[Bryan Williams gets up and jumps for joy, as his Monkey Agent tosses a banana peel under Bryan, causing him to slip and fall busting the back of his nugget on the floor. The monkey hops on top of Bryan.

1...2...3!!!

REF: "NEW XW CHAMPION.... THE MONKEY AGENT THING!"

[The shot turns to the parking garabe, and we don't see all that much, but what we do see is Ace Hart on the edge of the parking garage spinning his keys around his index finger, and whistling, yes ..I know, it's gay. But, what do you people expect from Ace Hart? ANYWAY, as he finally reaches the epicenter of the parking garage a man who's face at the time we cannot see begins running out from behind a car, and clubs Ace with a monkey wrench. Ace goes down immediately..]

Askin - WHAT THE HELL!? Ace Hart went down!

[..and as the man turns his head we see barely in the light that it's PWT's very own Matt Matlock!]

Macklin - That's Matt Matlock! What the hell is that PWT douchebag doing here for!?

Matt Matlock - Get your ass over here!

Voice - Well, I have to since you're an idiot.

Matt Matlock - What are you talking about?

Voice - Goddamn it, I'll do it myself.

[From the shadow steps Sean Hunter, and you can hear the echoing boo's throughout the arena, and Sean just throws out his arms with a wide ..wide grin relishing in every moment of it.] Askin - NOW SEAN HUNTER!? Macklin - You know ..he worked for this company once upon a time. Askin - ..I know. Sean Hunter - Look at this faggot ..

[Ace Hart is now coming to, and Sean grabs the monkey wrench from Matlock and slams it repeatidly against his left leg, and Ace Hart now just begins to scream out in complete agony.]

Sean Hunter - See?

Matt Matlock - Wait ..how'd you do that?

Sean Hunter - Like this.

[And, Sean once again shows Matlock how it is done.]

Askin - SECURITY!? SOMEONE!? ANYONE!?

Matt Matlock - Give that here!

[Trying it for himself, Sean just takes it right back after Matlock fails.]

Sean Hunter - NO! Like this ..

[Taking three more whacks to the leg of Ace Hart, he just screams out more and more.]

Askin - ..this is getting ridiculous, now they're just playing games with Hart.

Sean Hunter - See? This is why I'm the official leader, and you're just my lap dog ..you can't get it done.

Matt Matlock - Go to hell.

Sean Hunter - I've been there, it's a little warm for my taste. I prefer heaven up with my dad. You've met god ..right?

Matt Matlock - ...

Sean Hunter - Cross is going to kill you.

[And, from there Cross is seen stepping from the shadows.]

Cross - Did you just steal my dots?

Matt Matlock - ..no?

Cross - LIAR! Both of you ..both of you are fucking dead.

[Matlock is seen screaming like a girl and begins to run away, but Sean grabs ahold of his collar jolting him down to the floor, where he waves at Ace who just flips him off.]

Sean Hunter - Don't be a pussy, Matlock. There's one of him ..two of us. Did canadian school teach you nothing?

[Sean thought about that for a moment.]

Sean Hunter - ..nevermind.

[Cross then tries to clothesline Hunter, but he ducks under it, and the same thing happens a second time. Cross finally gets ahold of him by the neck lifting him up high in the air, and Hunter begins to turn quite red. Trying to get some air, Matlock is still laying on the ground waving to Ace.]

Askin - About damn time, that's all I've got to say.

Sean Hunter - Metluac!

Macklin - Haha! Listen to him squeal.

[Matlock looks up, and just shrugs, realizing what's going on he stands to his feet, and then hits Cross with a low dropkick knocking him down to the ground, at least to one knee. Soon, we see a seven more W2K guys coming to back up Cross and Matlock and Hunter share a look, then look back at the now eight W2K roster members then they look back at each other, and this occurs three times before they begin to run to Sean's car.]

Cross - MATLOCK! HUNTER! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!

[The W2K guys are already out of the scene, running at the two, but all we can hear are the squealing tires of Hunter's '77 black as night charger.]

[The monkey is walking around with women on either side of him pimping out the new XW title reign when Johnny Legend drops down from the ceiling and flattens the poor little monkey.

JL: TAKE THAT DOODY FLINGER!!

[A ref drops down and makes the count.

1...2...3!!

Ref: NEW XW CHAMPION... JOHNNY LEGEND..."

[Legend takes off running for his life.

JL: I’m running so fast I can hear my foot steps double…they’re getting louder too.

[JL lifts his head up to look forward just in time for a GORE!!!

[GORE!!!!

[GOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!

[Kutter just broke that kid in half. Kutter makes the pin fall as Jizzmopper finally rounds the corner, sees them and counts.

1...2...3!!!

Ref: NEW XW CHAMPION... KUTTER FLASH!

Macklin: "Our main event changed-"

Askin: "What else is new?"

Macklin: "As somehow, David Van Dam weaseled out of it........"

Askin: "he was brutally attacked. his career is in danger, Eddie. You can't take that lightly just because you have issues."

Macklin: "ISSUES? The man walked out tonight because the trainer wouldn't give him the nght off."

Askin: "The trainer is dead wrong."

[In the ring, are Cross and Jacob Mitchell... outside are Georgia James, MJ Storm, and Mister Scarie... As the W2Kers haven't let them into the ring yet.

Macklin: "IN ANY CASE, this is a three on two situation, and when reached for comment, hamid Ismail said never to doubt him. I don't know what to make of it, Johnny."

Askin: "Then watch the match, Eddie."

[ MJ tries to rally Scarie and GJ- which seems to be working as he does some Navy Seals hand motions, and they nod.... and MJ heads striaght into the ring with a yell, expecting GJ an d Scarie to follow, but neither do- he's met with kicks and heavy blows from Cross and Jake... MJ twirls and tries to punch but he's blocked and uppercutted, sent to the ropes and clotheslined back over.... MJ collects himself, and pushes Scarie, asking him where he was, and Scarie points to where he's standing. MJ throws his arms up in angst- and yes, i said angst. MJ goes for a chair and folds it up, heading back up the ring steps, waving GJ and Scarie on... he flies into the ring b himself and swings wildly as Jake and Cross both jump out of the way- MJ catche shimself, and spins, going for Jake at the corner, but Jake side steps, and Mj hits the turnbuckle, getting a kick for his trouble and a gut wrench- the chair flies into the middle of the ring and Jake carries MJ over and goes to drop but MJ slides off the back and heads for the bottom rope, and hugs it tight....

Askin: "Ha, can't ram you into steel if you're gonna make love to the ring ropes all night."

Macklin: "You'd think the PWT/FWA Alliance would try to work together more..."

Jake and Cross put the boots to him, and Jake grabs the chair and goes to slide into him- Mj sees it, and bails faster than Matlock in an active fed. Jake slides out, and almost off his feet when he hits ringside, and Scarie uses this as his chance as he and GJ storm the ring and head for Cross. Cross turns to them and wildly goes for a double clothesline, but they both duck it, and grab an arm... they twist in a double arm bar, and get him to one knee, and crouch his head as GJ slings around for a guillotine, pputting his throat into the middle rope... Cross recoils with his free hand, but is ripped back by Scarie; into a short arm boot, knokcing Cross' head back, and slung up for a somaoan drop... but Cross's size and wight save him as he clings on and spins, getting to his feet, and headlocking Scarie, crushing him down once, twice, three times into his knee chest first, letting go as Scarie stumbles around, gasping for air.... he spins back into Cross and gets a fist from hell, knocking him back into the presumably PWT/FWA corner, as Georgia goes to whip, but Cross, much bigger, shrugs it off and flings GJ into the corner- Cross storms her, and she bides her time as he comes up, and smashes the family jewels up and into his throat... his eyes go wide, and she grabs his ears, and spins him around into the corner, and sends a couple shoulder blocks.

Macklin: "But there's stilla ction outside the ring-"

[Indeed, as MJ and Jake trade blows, Jake getting the better of it as he sends MJ into the steel steps.

Askin: "I'm guessing Rufus the Ref has thrown out the rulebook for this match."

Macklin: "There's no way this can end in a count out or DQ! It just wouldn't be right!"

[MJ lays over the steps, and tries to crawl off, but Jake grabs his foot, and pulls him down... thump thump thump... onto the cavas, and turns him over, laying into him with some punches to the face, as he kneels over the former PWT's champion's chest. Back inside, GJ goes for a superDDT, but as she jumps to bring Cross down, he gets both hands under her and SHOVES her into left field, as she falls flat on her face, and bounces into a roll.

Macklin: "Alot of times, peopole forget Cross's size and strength. he truly could rival, say, Damo."

[Cross storms out of the corner and stomps on her back, and she convulses, as he lifts her up, like for say, a suplex, but at the hilt, snaps her back down, chest first, onto his knee- sending her in a world of pain to someplace much less hurtfull... she climbs at the ropes, as Corss comes at her, but Scarie picks up the chair, and frisbees it into the back of his knee! Cross goes down like a wildebeast that had it's leg bitten off by a lion, and crashes and burns into a roll, holding his left knee. Scarie grabs his leg and turns Cross onto his belly, and brings the left leg up and crooked under his arm like a half crab, as Cross tries to push him off.... GJ grabs the chair, and BAS it into the kneecap, and Cross lets out a yell of pain... GJ catches her breathe, and goes for a second, but the chair is pulled away by Jake! The crowd roars, as he lefts it, but GJ kicks, and Jake drops it, and GJ goes for a face buster, but Jake shoves ahead, grabbing her for a front wasitlock and bringing her back down in an inverted atomic drop... she stomps off from the move, and comes back around swinging, Jake grabs her for the move again- but she reverses it into a "Coconut Crush", knocking Jake into the corner, and jumps up, grabbing his head, as he rlegs land in a split on the top rope- Jake goes to shove her, does, and she lands upside down, but her boots clash into his ears, and twist, , as she pushes up to get her legs around his head, and hits a hurricanrana!!!! The fans pop for it as Jake rolls, and gets to his feet, cutting her off with a haymaker to the face, knocking her back, and slides in for a snapmare- GJ flips and gets a drop kick to the head, and Jake finds Cross, still locked, pounding the canvas, as the refuses to give up...

Macklin: "Cross's left knee was devastated moments ago and no one has broken Scarie's hold-"

[Until now- out of no where, Jake grabs Scarie's head in mid flight for the "Prodigal Drop".... and althought Scarie releases Cross, MJ catches Jake on his own shoulder as he kneels, and using Scarie, they pull Jake up and MJ gives an airplane spin, and drops down after a jump, into a modified elevated backbreaker.... Jake tumbles forward, but MJ Storm lifts him up again, for a hanging piledriver... but Jake lifts up with all his might and gives MJ a punch to the face, and MJ drops to his knees for a make shift powerbomb.... Jake is down, but stirring, trying to get up as Sacrie hits the ropes and smashes his foot into Jake's face... Jake pops up, on his knees and sways as MJ hits a bulldog. The ref finally manages some control....

Askin: "Aww, he got GJ and Scarie in their corner. I think we're going into a regular tag match."

[Cross too, is on the outside, babying his knee some, and wincing, as MJ rolls Jake over- ONE! TWO! NO! Jake fires out of it, and heads to his feet- MJ comes at him but ducks a clothesline, and dropkicks Jake in the lower back... Jake goes to his knees, and holding his back, he pushes up- MJ goes for a kick, but Jake catches it and pulls MJ in, and up for a pancake slam.... he turns and goes for a tag, Cross reaches, but during midstep, MJ grabs his foot, and pulls him back- Jake turns and rakes his eyes- as MJ falls back into the corner and crashes into Scarie, who gets knocked off the apron, onto the floor, landing on his feet.

Askin: "That Scarie, that guy looks like he can have a bad attitude about something like that..."

[MJ goes for the chair and goes to hit Jake- but Jake makes the tag and Cross storms in half limping as his powers a RAORING EDOUBLE ELBOW straight into the chair, leveling MJ Storm like the World trade center! The corwd goes wild, as Cross drives and elbow down and goes for a cover- ONE! TWO! NO!! GJ comes in and stomps his left leg, and Cross recoils... GJ takes his leg, lifts, and brings it down knee first on the chair, as he welps in pain, and GJ is pushed back to the outsde by Rufus....

Macklin: "Surprisingly, the PWT/FWA Alliance may hav enullified Cross's size in this match..."

[MJ pushes up, groggy, looking for a tag... Gj hits his hand and comes in as Cross begins to stand, she Dropkicks low, into his left knee, and brings him down hard, and goes for a sick90 degree DDT that connects, driving Cross into the canvas....

Askin: "Not to mention the handicap three on two will make a huge difference here...

[ Cross grabs a rope in a hurry, saving himself from any pin attempt, and climbs up to his feet. GJ goes for the chair again, but Rufus isn't letting her to go use it... it's pulled out form behind her by Jake, who tosses it on the groun and goes to leave the ring- but GJ turns him back around and swings- he ducks it and brings her up as if for an atomic drop, but spins and drops her ass first on the chair- COLLECTIVE GASP!

Askin: "That's gotta be the worst anal intrusion since the night Joey's mother concieved him with Trunks."

Macklin: "I gotta concur! My god, that had to hurt!"

[GJ's holding her lower back, almost face down on her side, as Cross it back up. He's still kind limping, but able to put some weight on the left knee. He pulls GJ as she pushes up, and wrenches her up and high for a MASSIVE powerbomb.... and stays on her for the pin- ONE! TWO! NO!! MJ makes the save with a kick, and runs to Jake, giving him the finger- before he gets away, Jake grabs his arm, and smashes him in the face! MJ walls back, into Cross, who swings him hard back to his corner, hitting Scarie again!!! Scarie flies back, hitting the rail hard.... and MJ looks at him, and turns back into a huge offense by Cross, but, desperate, he ducks it, and grabs his fingersinto Cross' knee... Cross backs up... and Mj goes for a cross body, but Cross catches him, easily with his size, and sends him to the outside with his new best buddy, Mr Scarie.... Cross turns, and GJ Grabs his head and brings him down for a GUT buster that hits, sucking the air outta Cross. GJ is back up and guillotines him as soon as he pushes up, and rolls him for the cover- ONE! TWO! NOO! Cross powers out, and leaps for a tag, but GJ grabs his foot, and brings him back, wrapping him up in an STF, using his right leg, so his left isn't strong enough to help him out.... Crossreaches for Jake, who leans and leans and leans... but can't quite reach...

Macklin: TO THE OUTSIDE!"

[Scarie and MJ are arguing, as Mj is surely trying to smooth things over, but can't quite explain "accident" to Scaire. Scarie goes to walk away, MJ thinking he calmed him down, when Scarie turns and puts a first to his face, raking him down hard onto the railing and shoving him back... Scarie climbs the apron, looking back at MJ, who's enjoying the view of the ceiling this fine night.

MJ: "They kinda look like stars."

[Indeed. GJ's still got Cross, But Jake gets tired of it, and just comes in and punts her head- SHE SHOOTS UP... and falls towards her corner... as the crowd gets into it- Jake and Scarie are both reaching into the ring.... farther and farther as GJ goes for a tag, and Cross reaches out- and they both do-

Askin: "HOT TAG HOT TAG!"

[ Jake comes in, and so does Scarie, and they clash with some similar blows, trying to one up one another, until carie hits low with a knee, and yanks Jake into a headlock... He goes to bulldog, but Jake pushes him up and toward the ropes, and hangs Scarie in a tree of woe- but as jake inches in to attack, he realizes nothing's holding Scarie in place, andhe gets a boot coming down to his face and nose ! Jake spins in a recoil, and Scarie gets back to his feet.... we think he's grinning under the mask, but he reaches for somethingin the tatters.. and as Jake comes back at him he side steps, whips Jake into the ropes and back, and puts him in a sleeper- and Jake fights, fights hard...

Macklin: "THATS A RAG IN SCARIE'S HAND!"

Askin: "...."

[Jake's eyes go from wide to half shut quickly, as he gets to one knee, the ref come sin close, and smells it- CLOROFOAM! He rips the rag out of Scaire's hand and tosses to the outside- on MJ's nose even-, and Scarie drops Jake, who falls forward.

Macklin: "END THE MATCH RUFUS!"

Askin: "You know Hamid would never allow that... THERE MUST BE A WINNER!"

[ Jake is out... and Scarie turns him over halfway and covers, but Rufus refuses to do the pin. Not like this! Scarie pushes up and threatens the ref, and Cross comes in and mashe shim with a boot to the side of the head. Cross stands over him, almost losing his balance as he used he right foot for the attack, and the momentum almost knocked him off his weakened left... As he stands, Gj comes at him with a baseball slide into his left leg, and Cross comes down, HARD.... as Scarie shakes out the webs, and comes to his feet. Cross gets double teamed, as Rufus is trying to make Jake come to... Jake's head lifts, the the crowd pops, but his eyes are half shut, and he doesn't seem all there. Rufus pulls him to his feet, and he walks around shakey... almost as if in a drunken stupor, and goes at GJ- turns her around and lifts her up for a DVD that connects, but he can't getup right away.... As he does, Scarie locks him in the Full Nelson, and like the masterlock, tosses him around like a rag doll... with the chemical, Jake's in no position to fight this off.... Scaire has him down and almost out again....

Crowd: "LETS GO JAKE! LETS GO! LETS GO JAKE! LETS GO!"

[Jake's not moving.... and Scarie has him contorted... Cross is up and steps in front of Scarie, and his eyes must've gone wide in the mask, as both hands of Cross grab either side of his head, and a massive headbutt smashes into the mask... Scarie lets Jake go, who slumps down, and Scarie retreats to the ropes... cross grabs both his legs, and flops him onto thecanvas, and turns him over, catapulting him up, and back down in a leveling pancake slam that makes Sacrie nothing more than a spread eagle'd roadkill waiting to become stew in the backlands of Texas...

Crowd: "FUCK'EM UP CROSS! FUCK'EM UP!"

[ Cross falls over him for the pin....

Crowd: "ONE! TWOOOOOO! TH- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[A huge CLAP as the chair hits the back of Cross' neck, and he rolls off. The perpetrator? Georgia James. She smiles, like a total bitch, as she soaks in the boos of the San Antonio crowd, and waves a toodles at them, as she drops and covers a down and out Cross...

Crowd: "FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU BITCH! GO CATCH CRABS!"

[ ONE! TWO! NO!!!

Macklin: "WHAT THE HELL!"

Askin: "WITH EVERYTHING HE HAD LEFT.... Jacob Mitchell saves this match for W2K!"

[Jake had pulled GJ off, and rolled up himself, still dazed and out...

Macklin: "How amazing is that? The guy must be half dead after that dreadful tactic..."

Askin: "He still knows what's on the line! He still knows where he is!"

Macklin: "SAN ANTONIO!"

[ GJ kicks Jake's head, and rolls to her feet, picking him up- out of nowhere, he goes for the "Prodigal Drop".... but she shoots back, hugging his waist, and hits a german suplex.... He crumples in half, still out of it from the clorofoam, and GJ covers him- ONE! TWO! NOOOOO! Jake kicks!

Crowd: "THANK YOU JAKE.... THANK YOU JAKE...."

[Jake;s arm holds high, hand extended, then turns into a fist as the crowd chants.... it shakes and he gets up, GJ gives him a running knee for his trouble, doubling him over, and goes for a spuplex- Jake lands on his feet behind her, and with everything he can focus on, reaches back and hits a neckbreaker!!!

Macklin: "Jacob Mitchell is still in this thing, and with that chairshot from James, Cross needs the support!"

[Cross is at the apron, as is Scarie, Jake is swaying as he walks up to GJ, and whips her- GJ hits a running jumping forearm smash, and rolls with it as Jake crashes back.... She heads for the top rope and jumps on it, and goes for the "Goddess Gift 2.0".... and sets her wings for soar.... as she comes down, Jake puts up both knees... CRASH! GJ bounces off him like a soccer ball, feet into the air, and rolls. Jake soars up, breathing in the enery, and covers GJ...

Macklin: "ITS OVER! ITS OVER!"

Askin: "W2K HAS PREVAILED!"

[ONE..... TWO...... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO!! MJ gives a double drop boot to Jake's face, and tears him off of GJ... the crowd starts throwing in trash, as MJ Storm picks up and whips him into th eropes, hitting a spear into Jake- and Jake goes down like a sacked QB... MJ comes up, raising his arms, as he falls back on Jake- ONE! TWO! NOOO! The crowd raors as Cross grabs an arm of Mj and rips him out of the ring, and into the railling with some elevation.... Cross thought, crashes his knee into the rail, and goes down himself.

Macklin: "Goergia James and Jacob Mitchell are the only two in the ring...

[Jake stirs first, getting up to his knees, and his feet, swaying, his eyes looking glazed, but he's up to his feet, and looking for the end of this match... GJ rolls to her stomach, and comes up- as Jake charges- she does an arm drag, but he lands on his feet- grabbing the top rope as he kicks back- but his foot lands over GJ's shoulder, and she gives a double axe to hi slower back, sparking some life of pain into him- she shoves off the boot, and goes to tumble him over- but he land son his feet again and keeps ahold of the rope as he almost falls off, even stumbling with his steps, and sneaks in a shoulder block, knocking GJ back, and he goes to use the rope for a cross body- and he sets sail and-

Macklin: "OH MY GOD!!! HOW DID HE DO IT?!"

[Out of nowhere, Jake is leveled and DESTROYED by Mister Scarie, and his lead pipe that smashed the face of an airborne Jake.... Jake is down and out, as Scarie rolls out, his job completed in his eyes as Deej told him to destroy W2K, and now, they have no chance of winning, as Cross goes to the ring to make the save as GJ covers- but Scarie nails his left leg again, sending him into a heap... ONE!..... TWO!. TH....

Macklin: "That music...."

Askin: "I know that tune,..."

[The arena freezes. FREEZES. Rufus stops his count before his hand slaps the mat, and the opening riffs and chords to "Walk" strum over the PA..... The drums strike o ver and over and clashing... as none other than JT Kash steps on stage, not even in gear, in his street clothes, and is wearing a jacket, that he takes off while he walks to the ring...

Macklin: "A BUD SHIRT! He's wearing a BUD shirt! Could this be it? Has BUD entered the war with the FWA/PWT Alliance?!"

Askin: "They have JT Kash, then they have a piece of W2K's heart!"

Macklin: "I can't even hear the word s form the PA, the fans are singing this song for Pantera, for Avenged Sevenfold..."

[JT Kash is midway to the ring and stops, listening the the crowd sing his theme, he scans the entire W2K arena, from the floor seats to the balcony, to Cross who's looking over at him, to Scarie who... is Scarie... to MJ storm, to Jake in the ring and GJ... then all the fans...

[Then, as if the fans themselves convinced him, he rips- RIPS off the BUD shirt, revealing an NED SHIRT!!... Psycke, it's a W2K one as the fans EXPLODE, not a person sitting in the house, as a mass riot is about to ensue...

Crowd:"RE! SPECT! WALK!.... WHATDYA SAY? RE! SPECT!!! WALLLK! YEAHHHHHHH!"

Crowd: "RE! SPECT! WALK!"

JT Kash: "Are you talking to me?!"

Crowd: "WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME!"

Macklin: "You could say Dangerously's popularity comes from working here for ten long years. But Jt Kash's populartiy comes from the fact that the fans just f***ing love this guy."

Askin: "Did you just say f***ing on Msn Network?"

Macklin: "F*** yes I did, how can you not feel this moment?!"

[GJ goes to attack JT straight away with a "Dream Sequence" as he comes in, but he side steps, it, and she almost loses her balance, as he sends a shot to her jaw, and whips her- she reverses it, and he goes to the ropes, but his feet hit the corners, and he soars back in a moonsault that levels her, and he's back on his feet, with his arm in the air.

Crowd: "WE MISSED YOU! WE MISSED YOU! WE MISSED YOU!"

[He doesn't lose a step though, as Scarie storms back into the ring with the pipe- JT ducks it, Scarie turns, and he gets kicked, and "STIGMA KILLER"!!! Scarie is down and rolls out.... as JT is back on his feet, and MJ Storm soars in again going for a spear- JT puts a boot to him, and slings him for a suplex, and lifts him, sending him forward after a twist, to the outside, and into Scarie.... He turns, and GJ slinks him into an arm drag, and goes for a drop kick, but her arm is caught, and JT twists it around, and as GJ is bent over, JT Kash shakes his head, and SPANKS HER.... and AGAIN.... She spins around with a shot, nailing JT, She goes for an eye gouge, but he grabs both wrists, and pulls her arms apart, giving a shoulder block, and lifting her up, and back in a pressing back body... GJ tries to get to her feet, but JT's up, in the corner, and stomps. The crowd explodes again in some energy...

Macklin: "Tuning up the band..."

[Another stomp.... and another, and faster, as the crowd claps with it and it's like thunder, as GJ gets up and JT goes for the "Sweet Chin"... mid step though, Scarie grabs his foot, and trips him up, and he goes forward, and gets his with the "Dream Sequence"!!!

Macklin: "NO!! NO! It could have been over!"

[JT recoils, as GJ goes after him, but her hair is grabbed by Jake, who's made somewhat of a comeback, he spins her and up onto his shoulders for the "E2K", but holds off on it, as Cross shoves MJ in, and then Scarie, after running him into the ringpost... Cross follows, and sets Scarie up for the "Edgecrusher"... and JT Kash grabs MJ Storm, and sets him up for the "Grande Finale".... The crowd ROARS..... as all three hit their finishers at once, and all three make the cover-!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!! The bell rings, as the crowd goes up...

Crowd: "DUB TWO KAY! DUB TWO KAY! DUB TWO KAY!"

[The chants are deafening, as Team W2K takes the win, and "Walk" roars over the speakers....

Crowd: "WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME!"

Macklin: "The return of JT Kash! For weeks W2K has had the umbers disadvantage... but with Cross... with Jacob Mitchell... with Ryan Cain.... with JT Kash.... we'll never die...."

[Fade to the three W2K men in the ring....]

[The ending scene is Kutter and Angelucci walking out of the arena, Kutter with the XW Championship... out into the parking lot... as a van pulls up.

Angelucci: "Che- er, I mean Kutter... you got a bad feeling?"

Kutter: "No, but I got a good feeling we're about to hurt some people."

[The van stops, and opens up, and there's like, fifteen NINJA ASSASINS.... and they attack, doing kung fu on Angelucci and Kutter, who try to fight them off, but they get totally PWNED by the ninjas. The drivers door opens, and there's JL, and out of the passenger door comes the ref Andrew.... JL covers Kutter, as three of the ninjas hold him down, and two others hold Angelucci... ONE! TWO! THREE...

Andrew: "NEW XW CHAMPION!"

Legend: "Oh thank god, now roll the credits, please, if you do I'll never refer to Hamid as Allah again, please Jesus..."

[The copyright logo...

Legend: "I DID IT! I MADE IT! IM XW CHAMPION! SHOWS OVER! THIS TWENTY FOUR SEVEN IS DONE!"

[The credits roll as JL walks out into the parking lot, holding up the XW Title. Then he's hit by a bus. The end.]