NED: "Oh, so sad, and I liked him."

Joey: "Really?"

Trunks: "More than.... SEIFER?"

NED: "I like root canals more than I like Seifer. I'd sooner become blood brothers with JT Kash than talk to Seifer about the weather. He does have good taste in video games though."

[ Trey picks up Seifer, and whips him into Izzy... as she stands and she ducks it and back bodies Seifer over the top. Seifer is elimin- no, he hangs on, and Trey goes for Izzy who rolls under him in a somersault and into the ropes and back with a high knee... She realls him around by the head and to the corner, and sets up for a tornado DDT... he reverses it and shoves her off, towards the ropes and she goes back over... Seifer runs over and knocks Trey into Izzy, and Izzy is out.... Isabella Taylor is eliminated. ]

NED: "Good, maybe now she can have time to work on my taxes."

Joey: "That's an accountant, Dangerously."

NED: "Meh."

[ Seifer is in alone with Trey, and if Seifer hadn't been in so long, Trey'd probably be out, too. But as they go at each other and meet in the middle of the ring, the buzzer goes off, and out walks Jeremy McMillion..... ]

NED: "Oh man, I'm screwed if he wins."

Joey: "Yeah, most of us are."

NED: "Yeah, he'll close the place down and yu guys'll have to go up north."

[ Jerm goes in, and as Trey brings Seif to the corner, he gives him a chop - WOOOO... and another, WOOO... and Seif comes out and puts Trey in the corner and puts the boots to him, hard, but as he comes out, Jerm unsteadily takes the chair and goes to whap Seifer- Seif turns and ducks it and Jerm plants it on Trey, who convulves and drops to the canvas... and Jerm's eyes go wide, as he turns and sees Seif... who takes the chair, and shakes his head. ]

NED: "Nevermind, it's taken care of."

[ Seif drops the chair, and number 23 is in a world of danger. Seif reaches of him, but Jerm runs, and Seif goes to chase him, Jerm ducks under the bottom rope and Seif follows, as Trey grabs the chair, and waits for them to come back around. When they do, Jerm blasts by and Trey stomps in front of Seif and waalops him hard, and Seif is down on the mat. Trey swaggers a bit, and tosses the chair and rolls back into the ring, laying down to catch his bearings. The buzzer goes off, and out comes the Gangsta, the pimp who makes money, not babies.. Killa B. ]

Trunks: "Oh come on."

NED: "This is all that stand sin the way of Seifer's contract... a washed up manager, a hack imitator, and a gagnsta wanna be. Seifer may very well be champ and get his contract. I don't see anyone left to stop him."

Joey: "God, it's true, you're working together. AHJSHFSDHf;. WHAT ABOUT CAIN!? EH EH?"

NED: "What about him? I haven't seen him once since I got back. He's gone, Joey."

[ Killa comes in and goes for Trey, and Jerm takes his place at the bottom rope and hugs it with his arms and legs for dear life. Killa puts the boots to Trey, then rips him up and goes to throw him out, but Trey was faking and tosses Killa over the ropes... Killa hangs on... but Seifer is up, and he can be a dick sometimes, and grabs Killa's foot, and yanks him off from the outside. Killa B is eliminated. ]

Trunks: "Seifer wants to work for W2K so badly, he'll piss off a gangsta. That's keepin it real."

NED: "Shut up."

[ Seifer goes up on the apron adn grabs Trey by the head and sends his knuckles into his face. He grabs his head again and drops down, propelling Trey back... Seifer grabs a smore from one of the refs by the junkpile of Herman, and takes a bite, throwing the rest down and climbing up and to the ring, as the buzzer goes off. ]

NED: "I actually control it, and I need to get this rumble done and crown a damn champ."

Joey: "Press it a couple more times. Then we can get some food."

NED: "Okay."

[ BUZZ ! BUZZ! next three are to come out, and one is Ryan Cain... who comes down and goes straight for Seifer with "The SCORE!".... and comes back up to his feet... followed by Vincent Gunn... and then Mister Scarie... those two head for Trey and wallop him with some hits, blasting away as Ryan takes Seif and tries todump him over, but Seif is in a sweet spot on the corner and may be able to hold it all night... Jerm weakly hits Gunn, tog et him off Trey, but Gunn turns around, and shakes a finger at the former boss. He grabs him by his trunks and asks the crowd if he should take him out... and they all respond loudly THROW HIM OUT!... and so he goes to, but Trey shoves Scarie off of him and into Seif and and Ryan... knocking Seif off balance and the crowd goes wild as Seif inches closer to being over... but Trey grabs Gunn and swing shim off of Jerm, and over the top... as Gunn hangs on, Trey nails him in the head with a kick, and Vincent Gunn is eliminated. Trey goes over to Ryan cain and Scarie and Seif... two trying to get Seif over... and Try picks off Scaire and slams him down, but when he pulls off Cain, he gets "Zero Kick'ed", and sent backwards... Scarie takes off the turnbuckle pad, and then Cain ses it, grabs Tey's arm and sends him into Scarie, both sandwhiched into the exposed buckle.... they clamour out and Cain takes Trey and tosses him out to a huge uproar... and Trey Trauma is elminated.... Ryan then sees Jerm huddled in a corner, and Scarie goes back to trying to get Seif out... the buzzer. ]

Joey: "Raymond McFly!!"

[ Scarie's comrade in arms rushes down to the ring, and stops to kick Herman, and then into the ring. He goes straight to help Scarie... with Seif, as Ryan nods his head at Jerm, and Jerm again tries to run but Cain grabs him by the head and brings im back in towards him and scoops him up onto his shoulder. Jerm is begging and pleading for him not to do it... as we hear NED laughing and Jerm's face getting all red... and Ryan shoves him over. Jeremy McMillion is eliminated. ]

NED: "Awesome. I owe him one."

Joey; "You said he was gone."

NED: "Eh, I don't know everyhing."

Trunks: "I do know that You know that Seifer is winning. Right? Right?"

[ NED slaps Trunks, and Ryan cain goes after Seifer again, still in thet corner. Seif gets Raymond in the eyes, and then elbows back Scarie.... but then Cain gets to him and goes , but Seif changes his tactic and defends, curling to the outside when he grabs Cain and twisting him over himself and out over the top... Cain's barely hanging on now, and he's screwed as Seif lets go of his arm and waist, and Cain falls to the floor! Ryan Cain is elminated. ]

NED: "Ouch, two years in a row. Gotta suck balls."

Trunks: "Argh its killing me. Admit it!"

[ The buzzer goes off as number 29 comes out... El Caliente.... he charges to the ring and runs past Cain, who's miffed to say the least, and goes in the ring after McFly... Seif comes off the corner, and steps out of the way as Scarie attacks; Scarei goes into that exposed corner and Seif dropkicks just to make sure... He comes back out of it but has sense enough to spin with a swing and he catches seif, who falters back, Scarie twirls him up for a hanging neckbreaker, but Seif chops his knees and scarie goes to his knees, and inadvertantly, Seif gets dropped on his head. Oops. He he. Mcfly Goes to the top rope after clobbering Caliente, and as he gets stable, Caliente hits the top and Mcfly is stradled. Caliente goes for him but Scarie stops him and brings him back in a DDT.... He's planted and Scarie goes to throw him out, but #30 comes in just a minute too early, and nails Scarie from behind, knokcing him off balance... ]

NED: "Unsung is number thirty..."

[ Scarie plunges into McFly, who tumbles out... Raymond McFly is eliminated. Scarie ducks a blow from Unsung, and charges out to el caliente with a head drop that twists caliente down to the mat... He comes back up and runs into Seif, who is in the corner and is splashed in advertantly by momentum I wonder how many times I used the word momentum. Its 330, late, and I'm tired. This anarchy blows, but they usually do anyway... Scarie comes back out, and grabs Caliente, and tosse shim over, and kicks him off. El Caliente is eliminated. But Unsung comes atfer Scaire- who ducks it and Unsung goes over the top and onto the apron, and holds on with ONE hand.... Scarie thinks nothing of it and grabs Seifer, and runs him over to where Unsung is in a whip... Unsung is standing and nails Seif in the back of the head with an elbow, and then turns him around for a suplex, and gets it dead on, as Seif falls to the floor. Seifer Jacobs is eliminated. Yeah, look at that sentence. It made me smile, too. Wink wink. Unsung looks down at Seifer... who's almost shokced himself, as he stands. Unsung just looks down at him, almost not noticing Scarie. At the last second, though, he does, and shoulder blocks, and goes to suplex him out, too, but Scarie reverses, bringing Unsung in, and boom, it's down to the last too. ]

NED: "Ugh, two men in masks. This is what W2K is reduced to. What... the... fu-"

[ Before he finishes that, Unsung gets up to his feet, and Scarie comes at him.... He elows into the gut of Scarie, and then hits the "Prodigal Drop"...

]

Joey: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

NED: "....."

Trunks: "Hey, i know that move. Did the narrator say Prodigal Drop? Not an RKO, but a Prodigal Drop."

NED: "I don't believe this."

[ Unsung nails it and Scarie is down, as he rips him up and sends him over the rope and down to the floor. Mister Scarie is eliminated. The weight of it all hits Unsung, who raises his arms in victory... the crowd is hushed. Unsung is W2K Champion, this we know. But then, it's as if he's laughing. His chest is heaving and his arm goes to his mask, and takes it off revealing... ]

Joey: "JACOB MITCHELL!"

Trunks: "THE INTERNET RUMORS WERE TRUE...well not about NED and Seifer in cahoots, but the OTHEr rumors of which id idn't mention until just now!"

NED: "No way. This isn't going down like this-"

Trunks: "Eh?"

[ NED gets up out of his chair and walks past the sea of splinters that is the announce table, and waves off the ref's smores, and grabs the W2K Title. Jacob Mitchell is careening under his music, "Around the Fur"... as he celebrates his first W2K Title win... NED shakes his head.... he stays out of the ring but he grabs a mic. ]

NED: "Time for me to be the boss, Jake. And you kow what the boss does? He enforces the rules."

[ Jake gives NED a narrow eye look. ]

NED: "And the rules for Anarchy states one entry per wrestler.... and if I can remember, you were tossed out on your ass by Dante Cross.... who also tossed out the Champion himself, Cross... so how is it suddenly you're standing before me, acting like you're champ? You know what, you're not. You're not *not* the champ either, but I see this as controversy, and it pisses me off my first show back I gotta deal with this headache. Becaus enow I got a problem.... you cheated, flat out, and atleast JT could be entertaining about it but you, you irk me. As if you're better than the rules. As if they don't apply and you know what? They do. You might be the winner of Anarchy... but you have not won the W2K title. have you earned it tonight? Maybe in your eyes your trickery did. But in my eyes, the man who actually defeated the champion is Dante Cross. But also in my eyes, having to defend the W2K Title in a match like this is simply ridiculous in the first place... so wipe that look off your face, jake, because I'm not totally taking this belt from you, I'm taking it from everyone. The W2K Title is vacated as of when your tossed out Mister Scarie. But, the Anarchy's purpose is to decide the number one contender, adn that's what you are right now, cheating or no...."

[ Jake's still not happy. Not at all. ]

NED: "But, you're not alone. Because while I sympathize with Cross, who I felt is screwed, and Dante, who I feel actually beat the Champion tonight.... Anarchy chruned not one, not two, but as many as one less than four number one contenders. We have Jacob Mitchell... we have Cross... and we have Dante Cross. My official decision will come soon. I think we all need time to sort this out, this entire night... but you'll have my doctrine at RAGE... taking pace in one week. One week, Jacob, you can wonder if your cheating got you ahead.... or two steps back. Until then, you, Dante, and Cross can all moan and groan about it."

[ Jake's music blasts again as he goes red in the face and demands Dangerously, who is walking backstage, to gie him *his* belt back. NED dradles it in his arm, and disappears, as Jake hits the tope rope and we fade... to... black... ]