Demented returns to the air off the heels of another commercial and its time for the first hour's main event. Already blasting in the arena is "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N Roses. The song leading the team of Hamid Ismalli, Black Widow, and Kutter Phuken Flash, representing W2K, to the ring. Many of these great New York fans booing the trio. Though there are of course those males that have had one too many beers that dare give Widow some cat calls. She responds in kind by flipping them the bird before sliding in the ring.

Busch: Well there you have the team of Hamid Ismalli, Black Widow, and Kutter Flash. They represent W2K here tonight against a trio of Synergy members that are about to make their way to the ring.

Marshal: I'm telling you Bert, this crap needs to be kept off the ICWA's shows. Let them carry their happy lil asses back down to San Antonio and put on shows there!

Busch: I don't like how Hamid and his guys do business, but I still can't say I'm as anti W2K as you are. I mean its a promotion full of some very rich history. They deserve a chance to showcase what they can do to a national audience.

Marshal: They're a garbage company.

"Welcome To The Jungle" fades away and is replaced with another theme. This one is "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson and its leading the Synergy trio out to the ring. These fans giving a warmer reception for Nic E Dangerously, Christian Michaels, and of course Amber Michaels. But whereas their opponents in the ring are attired for a six person wrestling match, the Synergy trio looks more dressed for a street fight in jeans, boots, and Synergy shirts. Synergy stops at the bottom of the rampa nd all three look at each other an nod. Without warning they sprint forward and slide under the bottom rope. Quickly to their feet, Synergy surges toward team W2K. Hamid dives from the ring so CM & NED go to work on Kutter. meanwhile Amber with the element of surprise on her side gets Widow backed into a corner with forearm shots. Poor ole Teddy Longfeather is left begging five people that are completely ignoring him to get it down to one on one.

Busch: This one sure didn't take long to break down.

Marshal: Well what do you expect from a bunch of people that should be wrestling in a bingo hall somewhere?

As CM and NED are slamming their forearms across the back of Kutter by the ropes, Amber is climbing onto the second rope with Widow trapped in the corner. The fans cheer as Amber begins to rain down the punches to Widow's face. Now its your choice whether they're cheering because of the classic ten-punch......Or if its because the bounce from the punches is making her boobies jiggle. Either way its obvious why the cheers suddenly turn to boos. Widow has taken enough from lil miss prissya nd dumped her over the top rope and to the floor below. Hamid quickly coming over and wrapping a power cord of some sort around Amber's throat. Black Widow hops out and puts the boots to Amber's stomach as she's being choked. Back in the ring, CM an NED whip Kutter across the ring. He hits the ropes and rebounds off. They may have been thinking a double clothesline to Kutter, but he changes those plans. He changes them by lowering him head and delivering a double spear to both men. NED rolls out of the ring near where Widow an Hamid have been workin over Amber. CM rolls out to the side that would be considered behind them. And Hamid upon seeing NED within striking distance of him and getting up freaks. He goes to scurry away but runs right into a right hand from CM. And Widow gets her's too as NED yanks her by the hair and slams her face into the barricade at ringside. NED an CM collect Amber and head for their corner. At the same time Kutter hops out of the ring to collect his group.

Busch: My gawd Jay! This match hasn't even been underway very long and we've already had it break out into a brawl that the referee couldn't control!

Marshal: You're wrong there Bert. This match hasn't even officially begun yet! Those three Synergy yahoos charged the ring at the same time and just started brawling with team W2K. There hasn't even been an opening bell yet.

Busch: You're right Jay! Whats going to happen next in this match? Can Longfeather get these two teams under control and get something resembling a wrestling match going? Folks we'll find out right after these messages!