[ Back ringside. ]

Macklin: "The match we've waited all night for. We have all eight men ready and waiting. Hamid Ismaili's team versus Team Syndicate.... and eight huge names and you can only imagine what's going to happen with this!"

[ "Cochise" blasts, as James Tsunami is the first of the eight to get to the ring.... he gets cheers, as his music is replaced with "Coming Undone", and Terri Lamin comes down... ]

Askin: "You'll never see team set ups like this again. Fan favorites and rule breakers mixed up like a bad brownie batter."

[ Terri hits the ring with EC TERRI chants, as it's replaced by "Walk".... and out rumbles JT Kash... to a mass orgy in the audience... and people can't believe he's still here tonight. ]

Macklin: I thought he'd forget."

[ Finally, "Floating in Darkness" comes on as Hamid enters with Kutter Flash, who storms in the ring and clears it, as none of his team mates want anything to do with him.... but his music is replaced itself by "Remedy", as Damien Collins walks out on stage... down to the ring signing some autographs in short hand... but he makes it to the ring and holds up his arms as "Whatever the Hell Johnny Legend's Music Is" blasts... and he come sout to crickets. ]

Askin: "The greatest talent in this federation right now, and he gets no respect."

[ "Line in the Sand", as CM saunters on stage, stops, and points as "King Nothing" rumbles, and the ICWA Champion walks out onstage with his Synergy partner. They both head to the ring together, as the bell rings and we're ready to get under way because entrances suck anyway and are just filler. We're starting off with The BIG J-L and James Tsunami, as JL goads him into a test of strength. He grabs one hand, and then another and JL goes for a sly kick but Tsu jumps back, pulling JL forward and dropping him with force chest first into his knee... JL coughs and springs up, holding his chest like he's been shot and he goes for a tag, hitting NED. NED, with all the history, grabs him by the skull, and shoves him back into the cneter of the ring, into a German Suplex by Tsu. ]

Macklin: "And Legend was worried about being AGAINST NED."

[ JL rushes up and runs for CM, but his kicking leg is caught by Tsu, who pulls him back in and into an Ankle lock... he grasps for the ropes and gets one and huggs it for dear life as Tsu comes back at him and stomps the bajesus out of him... JL lets go and Tsu grabs the top and pendalums himself with both feet into JL's gut, knokcing him out of the ring... he tumbles and Tsu climbs through the ropes and to the apron, as he does an Asai Moonsault to the outside, crashing into JL! They end up a heap, as the crowd goes nuts for it... Tsu gets up and drags JL to his feet and slides him into the ring... as he grabs a rope to climb in, JL rolls over and kicks Tsu in the face, knocking him back... JL then grabs the top and sails over for a cross body and again both crash and again the crowd goes for it... Now they race up and race into the ring and both run for a tag, as JL slaps DC's hand, and he climbs in and Tsunami gets JT Kash... they rush at each other and DC goes to grab, but JT slides under him hits the ropes and back for a bulldog, connecting, as DC shakes off the webs and JT steps on his head, snapping him face first into the canvas, He pulls him up by the hair and tights, and goes to dump him therough the ropes, but DC puts a foot on the second rope to stop it, and reaches back and grabs JT for a jawbreaker that connects, JT checks to see all his teeth are there, and he turns around into a shot to the face- he spins after the second and DC grabs him for the "DC Drop".... but JT mule kicks, released, and runs to the ropes and back for his own Asai Moonsault that flattens DC and he hooks the leg- ONE! TWO !NO!! DC kicks out, and a race up as JT kicks- DC catches it and pulls in JT for a clothesline the cannects, and drops an elbow. ]

Macklin: "Did you ever think we'd see matches between these guys in the ring and on the apron here ever again??"

Askin: "No, and I can't believe we're seeing it now!"

[ DC pulls up JT and flings him to the ropes, JT comes back with a shoulder blocking spear, and cuts DC down. DC rolls up and makes a tag to CM and JT's eyes widen- as CM grabs him by the hair to bring him up, but JT smashes him in the balls with his foot. ]

Askin: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLL!"

[ CM doubles over and JT brings him up for a massive DDT... it connects and JT covers- ONE! TWO! NO! CM kicks, mainly from pain in his crotch, but he kicks. JT brings him up, and elbows him to the back of the neck repeatedly, then tags back in James Tsunami. Tsu takes the arm in an Arm Bar, keeping CM bent down as JT sits atop the ropes and comes down with a guillotine legdrop... dropping CM face first and Tsu keeps that arm bar on... JT exits the ring, and goes to hit on Terri, as she punches him in the shoulder. Tsu wrenches his legs into a head scissor and turns CM onto his back- ONE! TWO! NO! CM's legs come up and get Tsu's head in the same thing, and drag him down as the two are tangled up... CM grabs the rope and the ref makes Tsu release, and CM the same... They race up and CM whisks around a clothesline attempt and gets a waist lock and a belly to back that folds Tsu in half... Tsu tries to get up but he gets a neck breaker, and then is whipped into the corner. CM laucnhes his shoulder into Tsu, and Drops him to the canvas, as he stands up to the ropes for the "Southern Climate"...he sails as JT rushes in and nails a "Sweet Chin Music" to CM's face in mid air, and CM crashes like a Valuejet airliner... tmbling and spinning and just all out gooone. ]

Macklin: "Did you see that?"

Askin: "Holy cow, I think CM's going to need some JB Weld for his skull."

[ Tsu sees his chance for something bigger, and grabs CM, up for the "Storm of the Century", connects it, as he covers and NED goes in to break up the pin, but Kutter soars across with a GORE... eliminating NED form the picture as he rolls to the outside. ONE! TWO! THREE! ]

Macklin: "JT Kash caused CM's early elimination!"

[ CM is eliminated, but in comes JL, ready to pound away at Tsu, who meets him blow for blow. Tsu takes both hands and hits the chest of JL, knokcin ghim back and goes for a clothesline, but JL ducks it and spins, shoving Tsu into the corner face first. He grabs the head and goes for a reverse diamond cutter, hitting it and rushes up for a high five, in the wrong corner, and Terri goes to high five, then rakes his eyes... he turns, into a kick by Tsu and a face buster, as Tsu makes a tag to TLD.... "TLD" chants all over, as she uses JL's body as a step up to the top rope and back for a moonsault back at him, grabbing him by the head and whipping him back... She sits up with her arms up as the goddess gets cheers and then covers- ONE! TWO! NO! JL kicks out, as Terri brings him up, he scoops her up, but she slides behind for a waistlock, he flips her over in a snap mare, grabbing her hair and flinging her around for the "Perfect Alibi"... but she drops to one knee to stop it, slides under him, he spins and she pops up and hits the ropes and back for a "Terri-Fied".... ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings, as Johnny Legend is eliminated. ]

Macklin: "It's Jerm's two against Hamid's four!!"

Askin: "I bet this is all staged anyway."

[ TLD tags in JT Kash, as NED steps in and "404" chants go up. JT and NED scan the crowd, and shrug, as they lock up, and JT is brought back, but he spins around and goes for a "Stigma Killer", he doesn't get it, as NED shoves him off into the ropes an dback for a tilt a whirl, but JT slides back before he can twirl him the entire way around, and then hits a chop block, brinigng NED down a notch, and he hits the ropes and back for a dropkick to the chest, but NED goes face first to avoid it, and JT flies ove rhim. NED comes back around, JT goes for a low blow, but NED hops and comes back down with an axe onto JT's back, grabbing his offending arm and goes for a rip up and short arm- JT comes back at him though and NED's gotta avoid the short arm clothesline, and whips JT into the ropes so hard, JT flips up and over them, onto the apron, and NED nails him with a clothesline. JT falls to the floor, and in comes Kutter from behind, grabbing NED and spinning him into the turnbuckle, Kutter then sets him up on the top rope and goes for a suplex, but NED shoves him down and off... JT to the outside, hits the tope and breaks NED"s balance, and he gets it balls first, hanging on the top in a world of pain as DC comes in and goes for Kutter... Kutter bats him off and sends him through the ropes and into the railing, and follows him out... JT and Kutter beat him down as Terri slinks over to do some weird ass cross body, bailing into all three! The four tumble around as Kutter drags DC into the ring, and sends him up in his Cradle Pildriver- BOOM! ONE! TWO! THREE! ]

Macklin: It's one on four now... how th ehell did this happen?"

Askin: "Jesus hates Hamid. Jesus is racist against Muslims!"

[ NED still hangs on that top rope, wondering if his balls will ever produce... as Tsu drags him off... Tsu then just goes for a cover- ONE! TWO! NO! NED kicks, and as he comes up, Tsu makes a wild swing, but NED ducks it and runs Tsu over across the ring and through the ropes into Kutter on the outside... JT comes in and sizes NED up for a Stigma Killer... NED turns and JT goes for it, but NED wrenches back with JT and LAUNCHES him over the ropes, and like a bowling ball into pins he crashes into Kutter and Tsu... NED turns, expecting Terri, but through the crowd, comes MJ Storm... bringing the ICWA belt from the table and as NED lifts Terri up for the "Deus Ex Machina", MJ races in and BLASTS him in the skull, making him fall lifeless, and Terri looks around, unfazed, and covers her brother- )ONE! TWO! THREE!! The bell rings. ]

Macklin: "A TOTAL SHUT OUT BY HAMIDS TEAM!"

Askin: "Kind of anti climactic, don't you think? I mean, hell."

Macklin: "Maybe, but atleast Jerm'll shut up for a while."

[ "Coming Undone" blasts, as Terri takes credit for the entire win. Tee hee. Hamid calls out to all four "I OWE YOU! I OWE YOU!" ]

Macklin: "I wonder what that means..."

Askin: "Who knows..."

[ Cut to the parking lot again. As Chanel and Summer stand behind a car, where the trunk is banging around. ]

Chanel: "She's so unappreciative."

Summer: "Yeah. We helped her out, and now she can only get mad and want out."

Chanel: "Too bad we torched her car. We had to load her up in that taxi."

Summer: "It's like flying coach. It's okay, as long as you don't see anyone you know."

Chanel: "Well. Let's do this."

[ They walk up to the taxi driver, and lean in showing him their assets, and getting his mind off what a weird request this is. ]

Chanel: "You know that lady we dumped in your trunk? Well she's a friend of ours, and she's drunk as all hell. So if you could take her back to Mexico for us, that'd be great. She's breaking curfew and her parents will be mad."

Summer: "Yeah. And please hightail it... for us..."

[ Bobby Johnson runs out to the lot- ]

BJ: "HEY! STOP THAT DAMNED CAR!"

Summer: "Hey! you better go, that's her abusive boyfriend."

Driver: "I hate bastards like that! I'll make sure she's safe!"

[ BJ runs after the taxi, but it guns the gas as Summer and Chanel both make their exits, Bobby goes for one, but stops, shaking his fist, knowing he's gotta get Image.... he goes for his rental. ]

BJ: "Dammit, they torched my rental..."

Macklin: "The W2K Championess ha sbeen abducted by a Taxi driver!!! Should we call the police?"

Askin: "nah, they'll get her at the border. Besides, this is kinda funny...."

[ !!!!!!!!!!!!! Fade to black. W2K Unlimited, Inc 2006. ]