[The rumbling sound of "King Nothing" is just fading away as we come back to RAGE from a small break. Bryan Williams is in the corner opposite of Dangerously, and NED is being checked for forieng objects by the ref.

Jake: "I think we're all predicting a Bryan Williams Blow out in this match."

Joey: "Uh... okay."

Jake: "C'mon. It's NED for crying out loud. He'll retire mid match and turn out the lights on his way out."

[ The bell rings, and neither shy away as they lock up, and NED gets the upper hand, pushing Bryan into the corner, and lifting his boot for several kicks, Bryan doubles over, and gets hip tossed to the center of the ring, but rolls to his feet and catches NED in a snap mare-

Joey: "Dangerously and Williams are about the same height, but Dangerously has about thirty or so more pounds than Williams."

Jake: "Maybe Dangerously should cut Taco bell from his diet for a few weeks."

[ NED flips over Bryan, and gets a headlock, Bryan jumps to bring NED to his feet, and NED goes for a couple elbows that Bryan dodges... NED slinks to grab a waist lock on Bryan and gets it, head still cranked, but NED lifts him and runs back in a stumble to bring Bryan up face first onto the turnbuckle!! Bryan lets go of NED, and shakes off the webs, and NED whips him, Bryan reverses it, and it's reversed again- but Bryan hits anc omes out fast with a spinning heel kick that nails NED- NED gains his bearings quick and Bryan kicks, NED doubles over and Bryan goes for a double underhook- but NED back bodies and drops Bryan on his back... he rolls up and catches NED for a Side Russian Leg Sweep, and when he goes down bryan shoots back up, as NED hastens his comeback, Bryan comes at him with a "Shinging Wizard", and smacks NED in the face with his foot!

Joey: "I don't think Dangerously was expecting Bryan to be in this much control when he forced this match earlier."

Jake: "Yeah... you'd think a ten year veteran would know better."

Joey: "I sense some sarcasm.'

[ Bryan grabs NED's arm, and puts on the bar, and twists him again into a kicking hip toss, and NED is back down and wraps up the arms for a sleeper- NED's arms flial, and Bryan tries to keep him off his feet, but NED gets a foot under him and pushes up and comes back down for a modified Jawbreaker! Bryan stumbles away, but NED grabs him and spins him around for a "Deus Ex Machina"-

Jake: "Dammit-"

Joey; "Could be over!"

[But Bryan reverses it into a DDT and plants NED. Bryan whisls over and covers- ONE! TWO! NO! Dangerously kicks, and they head back up into another lock up but Bryan ducks his head for a Northern Lights variation- which was the wrong move, because NED lets go of his arms and grabs him in a gutwrench up... and BACk down in a backbreaker on his knee.... like so!

Joey: "Oh, that took the spunk out of Serenity's new lover!"

[NED covers- ONE! TWO! NO! Bryan kicks out... to some cheers.

Jake: "Screw some hot chick and the fans love you. They wouldn't even be fighting over this is Serenity saw me. She'd of ditched both."

[NED rips him up to his feet into a short arm, but Bryan ducks it, and sends a knee into NED's gut. Bryan then dodges NED for what could be a powerbomb or pile driver, but NED shoves him back into the corner with multiple shoulder blocks, over and over, as Bryan jumps with each on, and NED sends a fifth, and Bryan spits... he drops to his knees, but NED grabs him by the head and plants him back on his feet and goes for a chop...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[And another...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Joey: "Dangerously giving Bryan some marks..."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[NED goes for another, but stops himself, and then sends an elbow into Bryan's face. He grabs his head again, and yells something at him and then spins him and smashes him headfirst into the turnbuckle! NED whips him across the ring but Bryan holds on for his own short arm, but NED catches him and goes for a spinebuster, but Bryan swings the weight and hits another DDT!!! Bryan takes a few second,s but rolls for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO!!!

Joey: "In either case, it's not th eblow out you expected."

Jake: "It's okay. As long as Bryan doesn't dedicated this match to his new girlfirend, I won't get sick."

[NEd kicked, and rolls up to sitting. Bryan pushes up on all fours, and NED sees his chance. Bryan pushes up, and NEd grabs him and brings him positioned for a "Jagged Reality".... but Bryan unloops his arms, and grabs NED's legs, pulling out the carpet and NED falls back- Bryan rolls him with the legs for a Boston Crab- but NED grabs the nearest rope and pulls himself to the outside apron...

He goes to his feet, and Bryan comes at him- and hits a Frankenstiener, bringing NEd back into the ring...

Joey: "That's one way to say you're wanting to keep the match going!"

[Bryan slides on another cover- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Bryan brings NED up to his feet, and is whisked up in a Tilt a Whirl sideslam, NED brings back the leg- ONE! TWO! NOO! Bryan rolls out of it after the kick out, and NED rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair.

Jake: "Okay, someone's going to the hospital. That's what we want. END TO JOBBERS! Best part is, no matter which one gets hurt in this match, the fans are the winners."

Joey: "... did you have a bad childhood?"

Jake: "I HAD A WONDERFUL CHILDHOOD!!"

[ NED comes in with the chair and comes to a stand... he raises it up as Bryan comes up, and NED comes to bring it down but out of freakin no where, Bryan hits a drop kick, bouncing it off NED's head and the chair goes down to the canvas!! NED falls into the ropes and shakes off the webs, and Bryan has the chair and comes at him- NED moves and it bounces off the top and nails Bryan in the forehead- Bryan shuffles off, but keeps ahold of the steel...

Jake: "DOES NO ONE NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A WEAPON?"

[ NED comes over to Bryan and turns him around- Bryan whisks the chair around an dbats it down in an arc, and NED sways- swings and falls face first. Bryan drops the chair, and brings NED up for the "The Riot '06"... and as the double underhooks comes, NED powers back- and grabs Bryan, bringing him back and up for the "Kryptonite Krunch"... NED turns and walks him over to the chair- and CRASHES him... he lets go, however, and stumbles up to his feet, and grabs the chair.

Jake: "Hey, whatever happened to DQ's?"

Joey: "Eh, it's up to the ref I guess."

[ NED waits for Bryan to stir, and goes to rasies the chair.

Joey: "Bryan Williams calls San Antonio his home, so this is somewhat a civil war with the fans."

Jake: "Yeah it's an okay city."

[NED cracks it on the small of Bryans back, and he falls back down. NED grins with a huff of a chuckle, and then sizes him up again... He uses his foot to help prop Bryan up on his knees, and even kneels down....

Joey: "And here comes the woman in question."

Jake: "Sigh. I might as well watch General Hospital."

[NED seens Serenity comeing down, and he grins. He turns Bryan's head with his hands and points to eher with the chair. Her or you, NED asks. Bryan is in a bit of pain, but NED soars up to his feet, and goes to nail Bryan between the eyes- but someone grabs the chair to some cheers- and NED spins- Serenity ran in and grabbed the steel.

Joey: "Oh my god, i think this is what Dangerously wanted..."

[NED drops the chair, and grabs Serenity by the hair, and points at her, yelling... Serenity goes to fight him off but Dangerously is massive compared... NED has her cornered, and Bryan grabs the chair and comes at him- but NED is facing the Jumbotron... and he moves- ducking out of the way as Serenity sees it coming and CRACK!!!!

Joey: "OH MY GOD!"

Jake: "YES! PUT HER IN HER PLACE! YEAAAAAAAAAH! Finally some action!"

Joey: "Serenity was just leveled with that steel chair!!! by Bryan Williams! MY GOD!"

[NED is laughing in the next corner, as Bryan drops the chair and checks on Serenity, trying to get her to come to... he's freaking out alittle bit, and he looks back and sees NED laughing- NED's getting heckled by some of the crowd, and Bryan lays Srenity back down on the match and goes for the chair- one of the fans is stupid and lets NED know what's coming- he spins and kicks out his foot- Bryan doubles over and drops the chair. NED grabs him by the head, and screamins something at him, and spins him around like a rag dog in a circle, and positions him for the "Jagged Reality"!!

Joey: "ON THE CHAIR! ON THE CHAIR!"

[ Dangerously pedigress him on the chair, and laughs again, rolling him over and haphazardly pinning him- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings, as NED stands up with his arm raised. He rips his arm away from the ref, and the bell rings again as NED places Bryan's head in side the fold of the chair, and stomps- Bryan kicks, and NED hits it again with a stomp! The crowd shivers, as Bryan tries to roll, but NED stomps again, and this time, Bryan shoots out of the chair, rolling in agony... Dangerously grabs the chair, and follows, looking down at Bryan, and brushes the hair out of his ees.

Joey: "BRYAN WILLIAMS IS BUSTED OPEN!"

[Again the bell rings... and again... but NED plops the chair down in front of Bryan, and kneels down, grabbing his head, and putting his finger into the gash.

Jake: "Ew.... Dangerously, do this on your own time-"

Joey: "What is that Sadist doing?!"

[NED takes the finger, and scrawls on the chair- and puts Bryan's face into it. He stands back up, and shakes his head at the Romeo and Juliet of W2K.

Joey: "What's it say? I can't make it out on my monitor!"

Jake: "It says... "BW + SC 4EVER". How sweet."

["King Nothing" rumbles, as Dangerously tumbles out of the ring, and heads up the ramp, looking at Bryan lifting his head and staring him down...

Joey: : "Will Bryan get even at Soul Survivor?! WILL I STILL HAVE A JOB THEN?!"