Serenity and Summer stand in one corner as Tyna and Amber stand in the far corner. Bell rings.

Jacob: Well this should be interesting. We got a porn star a vindictive slut a girl with an unhealthy obsession to Damo and some chick banging two jobbers.

Joey: Jake!

Jacob: What!?

Joey: We’re uh…supposed to put the people in the ring over, not make them want to cry. And besdies, Serenity was smashed by a chair earlier!

Jacob: Well sooorrrrryyy! Mr. perfectionist over there. Fine! We got one girl with a good boob job. One with too good of a boob job. One with no boob job, and one who needs a boob job.

Joey: �?sigh*

Jacob: You know what!? You leave me alone!

Tyna and Summer start it off with a lock up. Summer ends it with an arm drag. Tyna gets back up and returns the favor with one of her own. Both ladies back up run at each other. Tyna spears Summer and lifts her up running to the corner with her, she sets her down on the top rope and steps back. Tyna jumps up on the middle rope with a knee to Summer’s head. Summer tags out to Serenity while falling out of the ring to the floor. Serenity slingshots herself over the top rope and takes Tyna down with a head scissors. Tyna is flung across the ring where amber reaches in and tags herself in. Amber gets inside the ring and goes at Serenity with a clothesline. Serenity ducks under and kicks Amber in the gut then runs off to the ropes, she comes back and gets caught in a spinebuster from Amber.

Joey: I see NED’s been rubbing off on her�?

Jacob cracks up laughing.

Joey: NOT LIKE THAT!

Amber makes the cover. 1...2...Broken up by Summer! Summer pulls Amber off by the hair and starts beating on her back as Serenity catapults Tyna back into the ring from the apron.

Jacob: Hey what the Hell!?

The camera shows the announcers table where Skylar just walked by in a pair of overly thick black glasses holding a clipboard in hand.

Joey: Is he serious?

Jacob: That guy is one weirdo freak and if my arm wasn’t torn apart I’d shove that clipboard and those stupid glasses straight up his-

Joey: AND BACK TO THE MATCH!

Skylar walks up to the ringside area and takes the glasses off as Tyna whips Summer to the ropes, Skylar jumps up and cracks her in the back with the clipboard.

Joey: Why’s he getting involved here!?

Jacob: Well there’s a thing called the promo. He cut one, and apparently he’s got a woody for that girl.

Joey: Oh kinda like you and Cross have for Isabel?

Jacob: NOO!!!

In the background we see Serenity crack Amber Michaels in the back of the head with a chain wrapped around her fist.

Joey: Ruthless!

Summer stumbles forward and Tyna kicks her in the gut, then drops her down with a pedigree. Tyna gets back to her feet and sees Skylar standing there, she looks a little creeped out by his presence and starts to question him being there, Skylar points for her to turn around but as he does Serenity already has Tyna rolled up with the tights pulled. 1...2...3!!

Jacob: She just stole a win. Good job!

"YOUR WINNERS…SUMMER STRATUS AND SEERRREEENNNIIITTTYYYY!!"

Joey: Fans, Skylar is extremely odd, and we’ll be right back!