[All eight men are in the ring, Synergy seems a bit tighter knit right now, except for NED and JL, whho are both arguing back and forth.

Jake: "I sense a kink in the armour, Joey."

Joey: "Not all is well with the force, that's for sure.

[Meanwhile, 6Pack Hart, Bryan and Travis pick exactly who'll go first. The ref calls for the first, and the rest go to the corners, and Travis is the first man in for his team. CM offers to go in for Synergy, but they pull him to the outside, and it's XAW who's gonna start this off! A few of the drunks hold up their beers in celebration and take a swig, as the bell rings and we're ready to go... Travis comes at XAW, but the Drunken Master side steps and lets Travis go into Synergy's corner, where he's harassed and shoved- Travis goes to punch NED- but XAW grabs the arm and pulls him back for a backslide- ONE! TWO! THREE!

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen.. Travis O'Neal has been eliminated by pinfall!"

Joey: "What the hell?! Travis O'Neal is eliminated within minutes!"

Jake: "I suppose that's what happens when you ignore your job all week and skip out on your training, huh? I wouldn't expect to see him stinkin up the backstage area anymore, either."

[The drunks all celebrate, as it's four on three now. Hart, Bryan and 6pack all communte to see who's in next, but XAW takes a few steps and points right at Ace Hart.

Crowd: "HART! HART! HART! HART! HART!"

[Hart looks at the crowd, but shakes his head.

Joey: "I think that Ace is biding his time!"

Jake: "You could call it that. I call it stalling."

[Instead, 6pack comes in and Joe comes in SWINGING- XAW blocks it, and sends a punch into Joe's stomach, Joe backs off, but side kicks XAW in the knee- XAW hops to one foot and sends a jab to the side of Joe's face- Joe grabs XAW by the ears and BAM! Headbutt- XAW shakes it off like a hangover, and sends a combo punch- ONE! TWO! to either side of the face, and then whips Joe into a neutreal corner. XAW goes to splash but Joe puts up a boot and catches XAW just under the chin, bending his leg, then extends it out in a kick! XAW flies back and falls to his side!

Joey: "Both men more brawlers then they are wrestlers..."

Jake: "Once again, you COULD say that although I say UNTALENTED IN THE RING."

[Joe comes at XAW with a driving elbow, but this time Joe gets a boot to the gut, and is kicked back into the corner, XAW rushes up and grabs both rops for a massive shoulder block, but Joe jumps it, and behind XAW- Xandy hits shoulder first into the ringpost, and holds his now-forming bruise...

Jake: "Break out the ben gay, although I think they all are still ga-"

Joey: "Oh, stop it."

[Joe clubs the back of XAW a few times, knocking the wind out of the lungs, and pulls him out of the corner for a somaon drop- it hits- and Joe covers- ONE! TWO! NO! XAW kicks out, and Joe rips him up- but XAW scoops him on the way and then drives him in a body slam, then checks his shoulder-

Jake: "Old man is breaking apart on us. Someone get the krazy glue."

[XAW steps back and tags in Johnny Legend, and all the women just die right there. Their dreams have come true. JL comes at Joe- but gets a punch to the face- and then another, and then Joe kicks him in the chest, knocking him into the ropes and then hits him with a samoan dr- NO! JL turns it into a tornado DDT! Joe is plowed and JL makes the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! Ace storms in and punts JL's head- JL is up on his knees, and the ref goes to push Ace out of the ring, and Bryan skids by and NAILS a dropkick to the head! JL flies back, and to the ropes, as Joe gets up and pulls JL up and slings him into the "6 and Rising".... But JL elbows, and elbows again to the side of Joe's head and breaks free, going to the ropes and back for a cross body- Joe catches it, but a knee to the side of the face, and he drops JL- Jl's on his feet, and nails a jawbreaker! Joe stamps off, And JL pulls him in for the Perfect Alibi- again, Ace comes in and tears JL down with a clothesline-

Joey: "Great stregey by Ace Hart- keep who you have in the match."

Jake: "Travis's disappointing showing must have freaked him out or something."

Joey: "Wouldn't it suck to lose to your own son? I bet it would. Plus the fact that Xander's been waiting for revenge for so long, this is a powder keg!"

[ Ace then goes over to Synergy's corner and SLAPS NED... then goes over to XAW and shoves him off the apron- CM goes to come in, but held back by the ref- and on his way out he goes for JL again- Ref is busy with him so as Joe gets up, CM pokes in and goes for his "Whapped".... nailing 6Pack in the jaw-- before CM can escape... Bryan comes in and grabs him by the arm, and whips him into the ref- the ref turns, screaming at CM, who's explaining things-

Joey: "The ref is calling for the bell!

Jake: "AAAAAAAAHAHHAAHA... disqualified!"

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen, Christian Michaels has been eliminated by disqualification!"

Joey: "He is!"

[CM is livid, jumping around, screaming back at the ref, as Ace and Bryan laugh. Cm gets out of the ring like the ref says, and, then grabs a chair.

Joey: "What is he doing?!"

[CM ducks back in before Bryan and Ace vacate- and they turn into him- CRACK! Bryan falls into the corner- CRACK! Ace gets dumped to the side- the ref grabs the chair- but CM's DQ'ed already, so he shrugs, and shoves the ref away- and then CRACK! Smashes Joe 6Pack upside the head- then CM leaves the ring, looking back and cussing out the ref.

Joey: "The damage is done!"

Jake: "Gotta hand it to Synergy... they... uh, well they get pissed off easily."

[JL covers Joe- ONE! TWO! NO!! Bryan makes the save by tumbling atop JL... the ref pulls Bryan off and warsn him out- both he and Ace oblige, and JL covers Joe again- ONE! TWO! NO!! Joe kicks out! JL pulls him up and Joe has no qualms with a low blow- and JL backs off, holding his jewels and tags in Dangerously.

Crowd: "N E D ! N E D!"

[A few Neddy chants, as he steps into the ring, and Joe comes at him with a punch- NED backs away from it and then swings his leg into Joe's knee, bringing him down, and then putting his thumbs into his eyes! Joe grabs NED's wrists, and NED goes to hip toss him- he does, and Joe goes to the ropes and back with a mean Lariat, NED ducks it, Joe spins, gets kicked, and NED pulls him in for the "Jagged Reality"- Joe pushes NED back and then POP! Right to the jaw! NED reels, and comes back at Joe, but is scooped, and Joe runs with him for a powerslam- it hits, and Joe reaches for a tag- but NED grabs his foot and trips him up... Joe's hand barely misses Bryan's. NED stands, and pulls Joe for the "Iron Cross"...

Joey: "I think Dangerously's looking to make Joe pay for his comments this week leading up to the PPV!"

[Joe won't roll over for NED to finish, leaving his elbows to keep himself face up, then kicks his legs and clips NED in the mouth... NED backs off, and Joe gets to his feet, grabbing NED and sending him into the corner- Joe hits a splash, and then climbs up for a ten hit-

Crowd: "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOURFIVESIXSE-"

[But NED grabs him by the waist and tosses him down to his back, and comes out to drive an elbow- but Joe moves, and NED hit s a funny bone... he pushes up but Joe kicks, NED catches the leg and pulls him in for a clothesline... Joe gets put down and NED still has his leg- and rolls him over for a half crab, and sets it in- the ref asks if he'll give, and Joe says hell no.... NED reels back on it, but Joe still says no... Bryan thinks fast, and comes in the ring, and gets in NED's face with the bird. NED nods to Joe, showing he's gonna give- Bryan then BAM! blasts NeD on the side of the face and takes off- NED releases Joe and goes for Bryan- who scrambles through the ropes- NED reaches over and misses him by inches- Joe pushes up and NED spins- Joe slings him for the "6 and Rising"... NED elbows him to the side of the head, and shoves him back- Joe comes at him again adnd KICK! NED slings him for the "Jagged Reality" and BAM! NED covers- ONE! TWO! THREE!

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen, Joe 6Pack has been eliminated by pinfall!"

Joey: "And then there were two..."

Jake: "And that Bryan guy is marking himself with a target, and that just isn't a good idea."

[Ace Hart steps into the ring,and goes nose to nose with Dangerously.

Crowd: "X A W! X A W! X A W! X A W!"

Joey: "The crowd wanting to see Xander and Hart go at it!"

Jake: "Maybe they're hoping they both get a heart attack and die."

[Ace and NED are still talking back and forth, as they go face to face, nose to nose...

Joey: "Father versus son, in just a few seconds!!!

[But, they both back off, and NED tags JL, and Ace tags in Bryan... Bryan comes in and NED catches him in the corner of his eye- and instead of leaving the ring comes at him- Bryan ducks- but JL is in the ring and leg sweeps Bryan- Bryan jumps it and comes down on JL with a guillotine leg drop!! JL spashes into the canvas face first and Bryan comes back up and meets NED with a boot to the face- NED's head dodges it, and the ankle is over his shoulder- NED brings down a double axe on Bryan's knee! Bryan feels it, with a yell, and NED trips up his other leg, Bryan flops down, but NED' cant attack as the ref is getting pissed.... JL covers- ONE! TWO! NO! Bryan kicks with ease, and both race up, JL a half second slower, and Bryan slings him into the ropes and back for a body drop- but goes for a waistlock instead and a belly to belly release- Bryan shoots over for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO!! JL kicks, but is ripped up, scooped in hit in a back breaker, Bryan keeps him on the knee, shoots up and hits a second... and then a third... JL sprawls over Bryan's Knee, and Ace comes in and STOMPS the head of JL! Jl flips over BRyans knee and lands face first, and Bryan comes up and down with a knee to the lower back, and digs it in as he grabs JL with both hands like a Camel Clutch....

Joey: "Williams and Hart are in dire need of a Synergy elimination!"

Jake: "Maybe Legend will puss out right here."

[JL yelps, but no give... Bryan changes tactics, and then swings around pulling JL in a front face lock and then BAM! Snap suplex, roll, and BAM! another... then brings him up again and splashes him forward, then swings back over and digs the knee into the back and pulls the head back... XAW goes in to break it, but NED holds him back.

Joey: "I don't think all the issues are settled between Dangerously and Legend."

Jake: "Fogiven doesn't always mean forgotten, Joey. And you can't have true forgiveness unless you're willing to forget."

Joey: "That's deep, Jake."

Jake: "Read it in a fortune cookie I had for dinner last night. PANDA INN RULESSSSSS!"

[JL's cranked back, and still holding his head, Bryan gets up and jumps, splashing onto JL's back, and again, and again, then slings him for a super camel clutch, and pulls back- but JL still doesn't give in...., Bryan cranks back more, and XAW finally comes in, and drags Bryan off by the head, and sets him up for a piledriver, the ref yells some numbers at him, and XAW flips him the finger, and pulls Bryan up- but Bryan flips up for setting himself up in a powerbomb... and then digs his thumbs into XAW's eyes... XAW falls back, and Bryan shoots up and into the ropes and back- as JL pushes up- knee to the gut, and Bryan pulls him up and nails the "Riot 07"... and JL goes lifeless- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings.

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen... Johnny Legend has been eliminated by Pinfall!"

Joey: "The odds have now become even!"

[NED climbs through the ropes, and Bryan stares him down. A murmur goes over the crowd, and the two circle each other.... they lock up and NED sends Bryan back to the corner- then slings him into a whip NED follows, and Bryan shoots through the ropes and pulls back- NED misses him and then Bryan slings him for a suplex to the outside0 NED manages to shift his weight to land on his feet on the apron- and sends an elbow to Bryan's face- Bryan fires back... and back and forth and back and forth- until Ace comes in and shoots over and shoves NED off and into the rail... NED pushes up and Bryan climbs back in and out with a "Tope Con Hilo", crashing into NED!

Joey: "A risky manuever pays off for Williams!"

[Bryan pushes up and grabs NED's arm, sending him back rolling into the ring... Bryan follows, and plucks him up--- He picks him up for a firemans carry and nails a gutbuster! NED blows air, and he's turned and covered- ONE! TWO! NO! NED kicks, and twista and reaches for the tag- which connects and XAW flies in and smokes the top of Bryan's head with a kick- Bryan shoots up and XAW takes him by the head and tights, and runs him over to the ropes, he goes to chukc him out, but Byran hangs on and just tumbles onto the apron. XAW hits the other side and comes back with a big boot to th eback of the head, but Bryan had started to get up by then- BAM! To the chest and Bryan flies off and into the railing!

Jake: ""Say good'day to Reggie Rae!"

[XAW feints over at him, then comes back and nails Hart in the face with a forearm smash.... Ace comes in after him, but NED flies across and gets a wasitlock, Ace back elbows an dspins around, chopping NED's chest, and runs him into the corner... XAW bails out of the ring and grabs Bryan, and runs him down into the stell steps with a crash! Bryan flips from the impact over the steps and to the cold hard floor. Ace slides out, behind XAW, and nails him in the face- but XAW fires back, left, right, left-

Joey: "You don't wanna get into a brawl with Xander Allen Walker!"

[XAW smashes him in the face with a raoring elbow, and then slides him back into the ring, awaited by NED- Ace comes up- swinging, but NED catches him in a spinbuster, and then wraps him up for the "Iron Cross"...

Joey: "OH MY GOD WILL HE TAP?!"

[NED cracnks back on it, and Bryans still dazed- Ace is far from the rope, to o far to reach it, but he tries- as NED reaches the rope and pisses of the ref.... The ref goes to him and kicks his arm, but NED's shaking his head like there's nothing wrong.... XAW reaches in near Ace and slaps the mat with his own hand three times and ducks out- the ref looks over and calls for the bell...

Bink: "Ladies and Gentlmen... Ace Hart has been eliminated by submission!"

Jake: "AHAHAHAHAA, that old fart screwed Ace over- pretty damn funny!"

Joey: "Ace Hart didn't tap... Ace Hart didn't tap... but Xander tricked the ref-!"

[Ace is forced out of the ring, and XAW drags Bryan up to his feet, and heads him over onto the apron... NED grabs him by the head, pulling him in and into the "Jagged Reality", but Ace comes back in with the chair and smashes NED in the back of the head, and then rolls out after XAW... Bryan falls as does NED.... as XAW grabs a a monitor from Jake, and raises it, ripping the cord... he tosses it at Ace who uses the chair as a shield, XAW kicks, and Ace doulbes over and XAW goes for a DDT- but the edge of the chair goes into his gut... XAW backs off, and Ace goes to smash him with the chair- but the ref catches it! He pulls it back and Ace turns around, livid...

Jake: "Dammit, I was watching Scrubs on that-"

[XAW gets a beer from a fan and tosses it in Ace's face as he turns back around, and punches him twice in the head- Ace swings back blind and almost hits the ref- who's screaming at him to leave the ringside area- but XAW tackles him and smashes the ref backwards-

Joey: "IN THE RING IN THE RING!"

[Bryan rolls over and covers NED.... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! .... but no ref.... The ref gets freed as security rushes XAW and Ace... and the ref goes back in and finds the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! NED kicks!

Joey: "DAMMIT!"

[NED rolls to is knees, and Bryan comes at him with a Shining Wizard- NED ducks the kick and the foot flies over his head- and the plants Bryan down knee first- he drags him backwards, and goes for the "Iron Cross" again... Bryan grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself onto the Apron... He goes up the turnbuckle- and NED comes at him- before Bryan can jump the top is taken out from him and NED hits him with the "151 DDT".... He pulls Bryan from the corner- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings...

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen... your winners... Xander Allen Walker and Nic E Dangerously!!!"

Joey: "Synergy squeezes out a victory! You have to wonder how this owuld have been had the ref not been tricked!"

Jake: "Eh, refs are dumb. Replace them with Herman the robot!"

[Fade as "Always" by Dope plays...