New Year's Resolutions IV
Main Event W2K Championship Match
Nic E Dangerously vs Cross

Joey Kewl: "We've had quite a ride tonight folks. We had ups, we had downs, and we had swerves. And now, it's time... for this crazy train to WRECK!"

Trunks Kenni: "For those not in the know, that means we are finally ready to take the gloves off and get down to the nitty gritty. You know, in all my years in W2K I've never had a moment before a match where I was just seriously... dumbfounded. I don't know what's going to happen."

Joey Kewl: "The two biggest and best Wrestling 2000 have to offer will finally, after five years of almost zero physical contact, do battle for the vacant W2K Championship."

Trunks Kenni: "Nic E Dangerously and Cross. It doesn't get any W2Ker than that. Unless, you know, you and I fought for the title or something."

Joey Kewl: "I'd whoop your ass, Trunks."

Trunks: "And I'd whoop your mother's."

Due to the graphic nature of this program... listener discretion... is advised.

Fear Factory's "Edgecrusher than slams the ear drums over everyone in he building as the crowd gets to it's feet. The cheers and screams and the pregant women swearing Cross is the father entwine into one as the ONLY Grand Slam Champion in W2K history walks out onto stage. Cross stands, like a statue, scanning the crowd until he makes his way ringside. Fans hold out their beers, and Cross takes two handfuls of alcohol, stepping onto the apron and chugging both, tossing the cups down and raising his arms...

Joey Kewl: "The only man in history to win every male title available to the roster in Wrestling 2000. Now he has one final accomplishment... to defeat the seven time W2K Champion."

Trunks Kenni: "And we've been at this table for years Joey and we know when it's the W2K Title on the line, Dangerously is harder to put down than that lovable dog you've had since kindergarten. In essence both of these guys are in for the fight of their careers, maybe even FOR their careers."

Cross enters the ring, and paces around, going to a corner and raising his arms and yelling at the crowd, getting them all hyped up. The Ref is in the ring with him, with the W2K title in his arms, as Cross turns and looks at it.

Joey Kewl: "And there is the prize, what every man in W2K wants- and some of the women too- but only he and one other can even begin to lay claim to it tonight."

"Edgecrusher" dies down, and it replaced by silence. Harold Binkle calls out on the mic.

Harold Binkle: "Ladies and gentlemen this next match is one fall.. and is for the Wrestling 2000 Championship! Standing in the ring at six feet, eight inches and three hundred fifteen pounds... hailing from San Antonio Texas-"

HUGE pop...

Harold Binkle: "- this.... is... CROOOOSSSSS!"

Cross' arms go up again, as the rumbling of "King Nothing" rolls over the PA.

Harold Binkle: "His opponent and second challenger... standing six feet, two inches and two hundred sixty five pounds... from San Antonio Texas... this... is... NIC... EEEE.... DANGEROUUUUUUUSSLLLY!"

"King Nothing" gets to the lyrics, as Dangerously walks on stage. His head nods slightly as he scans the crowd, and takes in his own cheers.

Joey Kewl: "I think this is going to be a crowd torn asunder. You just don't know who to root for."

Trunks Kenni: "Well if I learned anything from tonight, it's that Hamid Ismaili is rooting for Cross, and the Jerm may very well be placing his bets on this man coming down the aisle."

Dangerously saunters to the ring, walking up the steel steps, staring at Cross, who returns the gaze. Dangerously walks along the apron, still staring, and they share a moment in time, the first time face to face in over a year. More than a year. The first time on opposite sides of the ring ready to tear each other apart in five years. Dangerously finaly turns around, falling back on the top with his arms extended, spinning back around and entering the ring. He shoves the ref and rips the belt form his arms and holds it up as the crowd goes nuts. Cross takes the belt from behind, and holds it up in his arms and, then, the crowd explodes louder.

Joey Kewl: "Dangerously does not look happy-"

NED steps to Cross, turning him around and pushing him. Cross goes back a step and Cross comes back, into NED's face as he looks down and Dangerously looks up... Cross SHOVES NED... and NED falls back and onto his ass by the ropes as Cross throws up his arms, daring NED to get back up. NED looks wild eyed at Cross, and for a moment, they are frozen.

Trunks Kenni: "Dangerously must have forgotten about Cross being BIGGER than he is!"

NED climbs up to his feet and, saving face, meets Cross eye to eye again- sort of, and they start talking, getting ready- NED shoves Cross this time, Cross goes back a few steps but keeps his footing as he recoils and launches forward, grabbing NED into a lock up, spinning around like a plane about to crash until NED is backed into a corner- Cross smashes NED in the face with an elbow, and NED's jaw is jarred, as he tries to come back but Cross hits a second, and then spins, launching NED across the ring- Cross comes at him and readies a Big Boot- but NED ducks it and Cross's foot is hung on the top of the corner. NED grabs Cross, underhooking both his arms and smashes his head into Cross... over and over until Cross's head is bobbing, and his leg goes limp, as NED then nails a belly to belly!

Trunks Kenni: "Both are known for power, both are known to fight dirty... it's just anyone's match here tonight."

Cross is sitting, shaking his head but getting up as Dangerously runs, lifting a knee into Cross' face, backing him off to the ropes and whips- Cross reverses it, holding on for a short arm- and going for a huge clothesline! He hits it, turning NED inside out, and, on one knee, Cross reaches down, grabbing NED by the neck and leads him up. At full stand, Cross goes for a choke slam- at the ready NED nails a low blow and Cross backs off, NED its a haymaker, and then with the other side, grabbing Cross by the hair and smashing his knuckles into his face- Cross nails a shot to NED's stomache, NED backs off, doubling over some, as Cross laces for a DDT- NED picks Cross up goes for a spinning spinebuster, but Cross nails NED in the face, causing him to drop him. Cross is on his feet, recovers, and goes for a Big boot from no where and it connects- smacking a thud into NED's face and knocking him back, into a sprawl lain out. Cross is in the corner, sizing him up.

Joey Kewl: "Dangerously so far getting the short end of the stick..."

NED slinks up as Cross charges and goes for a spinning neckbreaker, hitting it, and bam, Dangerously is down again as Cross lays back for a non chalant cover- ONE! TWO! NO! Dangerously kicks out and they both race up- Dangerously is taken in an arm drag, and a second- on the third he falls back to the ropes in near the corner as he reworks his strategy. Cross takes the time to flip him off, and Dangerously narrows his brow.

Joey Kewl: "Cross doing alittle taunting."

Trunks Kenni: "Nothing beats Cross nailing two chicks in Dangerously's bed..."

NED charges, side stepping a shot from Cross, nailing him in the back, and then sending him through a loop into the turnbuckle face first. Cross bounces back and Dangerously nails an STO, bringing Cross down, but Cross recovers quick and goes for another arm drag- NED expects it and brings Cross up in a pump handle, Cross shifts his weight and ends up on his feet with NED cocked, locked and ready to have his head unloaded onto the canvas... out of desperation Dangerously kicks up a leg and claps into Cross' face, causing the big man of W2K to release and stumble back- NED crashes into the canvas, but rolls, and runs for Cross- Cross falls back and both tumble to the outside... they crash to the floor, as the ref doesn't even count.

Trunks Kenni: "Rufus must be afraid of a full blown riot if he counts these men out."

NED is up first, grabbing Cross, who sends shots up to his midsection, but NED rips him up anyway and lays his back across the apron, and hits a chop... WOOOO... and a second... WOOO! Cross shoves NED back into the rail, and then charges, as NED sends Cross up and over into the crowd! Cross gets a recharge of beer, and gets up from the laps of a few fans, coming at NED with full blown elbow...  NED dips down and back bodies Cross onto the matting, as Cross' back arches in pain..  and Dangerously stomps his rib cage. NED, as Cross goes for his breath, thenc lears the announce table, relieving Trunks and Joey of their glasses, monitors, and everything else... He then reaches down, grabbing Cross...

Trunks Kenni: "Dammit, I was going to drink that-"

Joey Kewl: "The ref is being VERY lenient with these men and I can't believe he's going to allow this..."

NED pulls Cross to his feet, and then rolls him onto the table, following him up. NED stands, pulling Cross to his feet, ducking him down for a "Jagged Reality"... NED poses, and then brings his thumbs down, when Cross shoves out of it, coming up with an uppercut that jarrs NED's jaw- Cross knees him, and NED tries to elbow away as the two men fight on the table... Cross gets the upper hand, and kicks NED right in the gut, and underhooks him for the "Cat Smasher"..., when NED's ataop, Cross sets to run- and the table gives way as both crash atop the pile of splinters and now-worthless plank!!

Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

NED is atop Cross, as both ar a bit out of whack.

Joey Kewl: "Cross when to powerbomb Dangerousy, where I can only guess through the Spanish Announce table, when OUR table gave way!"

Trunks: "What a f*** up, Joey, they're gonna sue us for negligeance. I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE MY HOUSE JOEY!"

NED rolls off Cross, to his side, hands both over his head as Cross is heaving with breath. Cross sits up, Looking over at NED as Rufus is screaming for them to come back inside. Cross looks at NED, and looks at the broken table, and mouths, 'motherf***er'. Dangersouly is starting to get up himself, as Cross grabs a monitor, heaving it up and as NED stands- it smashes into NED's face and the Dangerous One is lain out.

Joey Kewl: "OH MY GOD! Cross just let our monitor give Dangerously a nice howdya-do right between the eyes."

Trunks: "He's busted open, Joey!"

Dangerously's eyes are vacant, blinking erratically as the shattered glass covers his chest, face, and forehead. Cross drops the monitor, dragging NED up and rolling him into the ring- Cross slides in and makes the cover- ONE! TWO! NO!!! !

Joey Kewl: "Dangerously can thank Cross for keeping him near the ropes."

Cross is on his knees, shoving NED into a roll closer to the center of the ring, and makes a second cover- ONE! TWO! NO!

Trunks: "Too much time, he's kicked out, and you can tell he's regaining his bearings."

Cross rips NED up and slings him hard, the momentum making Cross falls forward, as NED slams into the turnbuckle, hard, bouncing forward in a haze, holding his ribs... Cross charges and goes for a shoulderblock spear- when NED slides out of the way and Cross goes shoulder first into the ringpost!!! The crowd OOOH's, as NED takes Cross by the head and tights, bringing him back and then ramming him a second time, as Cross welps in pain. NED backs off as Rufus yells at him, then realizes he's bigger, tossing Rufus to the side, and as Cross pushes himself from the ropes, NED rams his shoulder a third time! Cross falls back, holding his right arm which he hanging a bit weaker than his left right about now!

Trunks Kenni: "And Cross just gave Dangerously a big, big target."

Joey Kewl: "It might not be the target he wants- Cross' legs and back for the 'Iron Cross', but it's a good point of attack anyway."

NED comes behind Cross and grabs his shoulder in both hands, squeezing, as Cross' neck cranes and face contorts. NED leads him up, hooks his head and right shoulder, and then slams his knee up into Cross's shoulder... then his left... then his right knee again, as Cross' legs jump up from the force and pain, and NED grabs his waist brings him up in a pendulum... Cross's arms flail but ultimately NED nails a shoulder breaker, flipping Cross forward, into a heap. Dangerously smiles and nods.

Joey Kewl: "Dangeorusly is getting a bit cocky!"

Trunks Kenni: "He's got a chink in Cross' armor. Cross is bigger, stronger, and probably faster, and now, he's weaker too. Something NED shouldn't let go."

NED walks up to Cross, and grabs him for the "Jagged Reality"... and for a second time, Cross battles out, pulling the carpet from under NED- Cross hooks NED's legs and then falls back, catapulting him over the corner and into the ringpost! Dangerously's bloody head gets bloodier, as we hear a GONG.. and He falls back, dazed, confused, and not knowing where he's at.

Joey Kewl: "PIN HIM CROSS!"

Dangerously colapses onto his side, as Cross steadies and readies. NED pushes up, and Cross plucks him for a Fireman's carry- NED smashes an elbow into his shoulder and Cross loses his control-  NED slides behind and grabs on for a Belly-to-back- it connects and NED floats over for a pin- ONE! TWO! NO!!!

Joey Kewl: "How did he kick out?! He damn near crashed into his shoulder on that!"

Cross kicked, and the crowd riled. Cross pulls himself up with his left arm on the top rope, and as NED comes at him, he sends his right elbow into NED's face, and winces from the pain, but positions and scoops NED up in a side scoop using hsis left side and hits a backbreaker.

Trunks Kenni: "Thing's aren't looking good for Hamid's plans!"

Joey: "Yeah with that chink in the armour-"

NED climbs to his feet and is plucked for a powerbomb, Cross still largely powerful- and Cross goes to drop him into the corner- however, NED chops the hell outta his right shoulder and Cross loses grip, dropping NED a few feet away and, tripping over his victim, Cross hits the corner face first, as NED rips himself up and grabs him by the head, swinging him around and slamming his face into it again. Cross back elbows, clipping NED's jaw, and the two trade blows, Cross blocking his right shoulder and heavily relying on his left arm, but his punches still hit and they still rock NED back a few steps. NED's slung, and into a whip, so hard towards the ropes he does a nose dive, crashing into the canvas and, sliding out under the bottom rope and belly flopping onto the matting... He lays there a moment, Pushing himself up slowly.

Joey Kewl: "WOW... Dangerously just got manhandled like a rag doll."

Cross sits in the corner, holding his shoulder as he watches and waits for Dangerously.

Joey Kewl: "What the heck is this?"

Trunks Kenni: "... it looks like an undercard invasion!"

Joey Kewl: "IT'S ANARCHY 200% ALL OVER AGAIN!"

Sure enough, a few of the "newer" roster members have crashed the scene, apparently intent on making an impact in this Main Event.. Christian Othniel, Scott Addams, and Darren Smith rush the scene, and, with NED laying prone and just about as helpless as he'll ever be, they circle him. Cross' eyebrow cocks, as Dangerously stands up and realizes he's stuck in the middle of a bad, bad situation.

Trunks Kenni: "They couldn't be dumb enough to-"

Then they attack, pouncing on dangerously, clubbing away! The crowd goes wild, as Cross shakes his head and mouths 'f***ing Hamid'...

Trunks Kenni: "... they are."

Dangerously fires back, but before he can get an upper hand, another takes up the cause and basically, Dangerously is a lone wolf in a lion's den. As he gets beaten down closer and closer, Cross runs full blast to that side of the ring.

Joey Kewl: "Is Cross going to take advantage of this situation?"

Trunks Kenni: "He's going out of the ring, scratch that Cross is now FLYING OUT of the ring-"

Cross ran full blast, jumping clear of the top rope and barrles into all four men!! The crowd goes nuts, as it's a mass of bodies that right now, amount to nothing more than upturned bowling pins!

Joey Kewl: "And Cross apparently, makes the save!"

Trunks Kenni: "Maybe he wants this to be fair!"

NED, Cross, and the rest race up and Cross blasts into Othniel, sending him crashing over the barricade. NED jams Darren Smith into the eye, and then hikes him up for a "Deus Ex Machina" onto the matting.. With those two disposed of, thy both turn their sights to Scott Addams. He looks from on to the other.

Trunks Kenni: "Well... he wanted to be noticed."

The blast away and Scott is fought back into the aisle, where Cross lairats him on the steel, and drags him with Dangerously onto stage. Cross looks off the stage to some production tables.

Joey Kewl: "It just makes you wonder what the hell Addams did in a previous season... to deserve this."

Cross sets up for the "Paralyzer", and sends Addams in a running vault from the stage. Addams hits, hard, about twelve feet down into an array of expensive materials and broken table. The crowd explodes....

Crowd: "DUB TWO KAY! DUB TWO KAY! DUB TWO KAY!"

Then NED and Cross turn to one another. The smiles disappear, replaced by the grim reality of the match. In one split second, the pounce and blast away... the trade blows all the way off the stage, down the ramp and into the ringside area. Someone comes out of the crowd, it's not Othniel, but a blonde haired dreamboat named... JOHNNY LEGEND!

Joey Kewl: "Hamid's last ditch effort to take control of the destiny in this match!"

Legend shoves away the bellringer, taking their chair. He's stalking form the other side, sly, slinking low... as NED and Cross continue to trade blasts. Cross sends NED hard into the steel steps... and laying prone, Dangerously is prone once again as Cross gathers up the reserves. Legend makes his way, hiding just around the corner-'

Joey Kewl: "There's his chance- why isn't he taking it?"

Legend primes the chair... Cross runs at NED and goes to lay waste to him with the boot- but misses as NED rolls out of the way and Cross is slightly hung up- pressed against the ringpost, Legend jumps into view, and gives a warcry... and BLAST! Cross' head bounces from the chair to the ringpost, and he wobbles back, Legend tilts the chair and wails it edge first into the right shoulder of Cross, as he gives off a guteral yell.

Joey Kewl: "I'm sure Dangeorusly will repay the favor-"

NED looks to see what's going on, and climbs to his feet- he sneers at Legend- and Legend catches sight of it NED charges- then stops, as he grins, and Legend nods back and out of the crowd comes Sef Kinsle, body splashing with is own chair and into Cross!  Cross fumbles around and Sef and Legend con-chair-to Cross on either side of the head, as NED takes Cross and sends him into the ring. The crowd is boo'ing, throwing drinks into the ring, trash into the three men who just screwed over Cross... Cross is on his hands and knees, as NED punts him in the head. NED takes a mic tossed to him by Legend.

Nic E Dangerously: "Oh, don't cry people. There won't be any more chairshots, because I won't allow Cross to bleed for W2K like I have tonight!"

Another rain off boos, as the red that creeped down NED's head and shoulders gleems alittle more promenantly, and he drops the mic. He turns, getting blasted in the face by Cross... Cross slings him and catches him off the whip, tossing him into the air and hitting a spear, drilling Dangerously down!! Cross flies back up and swings a middle finger in the general direction of the Texan Connection, and readies for a finisher, calling for Dangerously to get up.

Joey Kewl: "It wasn't enough it wasn't enough!"

Trunks: "It's gotta be, it's gotta be over for Cross!"

Legend comes up on the apron behind him with the chair, raising it- Cross catches it on the Jumbotron and spins, grabbing the chair and ripping it away- Johnny's eyes widen in terror for his beautiful face- and before Cross can fire it off, NED rushes in a leap and nails a low blow!

Crowd: "OOOOH!"

The chair drops and Legend grabs Cross by the head, jumping over the top into the ring with his "Perfect Alibi"... Rufus has had enough and goes to ring the bell, as NED freaks out-

Trunks Kenni: "HE WOULDN'T DISQUALIFY DANGEROUSLY!"

Joey Kewl: "It looks like Dangerously plan backfir- wait a second!"

NED grabs Rufus, and shoves him, threatening him. He heaves Rufus on his shoulders and aims for the chair. "WHAT DID YOU SEE?" He screams, as Rufus shakes his head and flails his arms, "NOTHING I SAW NOTHING!" NED lets him down, and grabs Cross, who's only just stirring. He smahses his foot into Cross, doubling him over, and leans forward face to face. Then, he's face to finger as Cross flips him off again... and NED laces him for the "Jagged Reality", and hits it. Cross goes limp.

Joey Kewl: "... why, why is it going to be this way? I Thought they both wanted an honorable match!"

NED covers Cross- ONE! TWO! ... but no three, as Rufus then gets red faced and flips NED off too! Legend pulls Rufus out of the ring and clocks him, knocking him through a loop as he drags him back in and slides in after him, taking his hand up and down- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings, as Rufus rolls around holding his eye, and Legend raises NED's arm- Sef grabs the W2K Title and hands it to NED as "King Nothing" rumbles...

Harold Binkle: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match by Pinfall... and NEEEEWW W2K Champion... NIC! E! DANGEROUSLY!"

Trunks Kenni: "I know how you feel but it seems Dangerously wanted the title even more, and was willing to go as low as he had to go to get it..."

Joey Kewl: "If this is how Season Twelve begins, I'm not sure if I can even stomach what it brings in the future!"

Confetti drops down from the ceiling, as the EIGHT TIME W2K Champion now stands supreme. He's on the corner, looking at himself in the Jumbotron with the W2K Title, then tilts his head to see Cross laying in the ring. He shakes his head but then goes right back to celebrating as Legend is clapping, and Sef, with the High Risk Title, takes guard, and Pyxii comes down to celebrate, with the W2K Tag Titles.

Trunks: "It seems that the Texan Connection is as solid as they were in APW, only now, they're here in W2K, and they're on top."

The copyrights go up... as we fade on the sight of Dangerously with the W2K Title, with the TX in the ring behind him.