We come ringside for our opening match. As "Enemy" by Godsmack plays, Harold Binkle picsk up the mic.

Harold Binkle: "Ladies and gentlemen, this bout is our opening match... and will be a one fall contest. Introducing first... Triple... X!"

The Xster saunters out with his arms raised. Apparently a fan or two knows him, but he comes out on stage.

Trunks Kenni: "I'd much rather see Escobar debut or something. But we get stuck with the second sequal that never happened."

Joey Kewl: "What does that even mean?"

Trunks Kenni: "Well, first, Vin Diesel, then Ice Cube, now apparently Goldberg, only th emovie never even made it straight to video."

As he steps onto the ramp, someone blasts from the curtain with a steel chair, clapping it over the back of his head.

Joey Kewl: "Scott Blaze! Scott Blaze! He's not even waiting for the opening bell OH MY GOD!"

X falls to his knees, shaking his head, as Blaze blasts him again, this time with a stronger sideways arc, and X falls over to his side, and rolls off the side of the ramp. Blaze raises his arms and yells.

Trunks Kenni: "Alot of animosity and emotion for an opening match which is just some guy's debut. You thik Triple X stole B laze's real life woman or something?"

Blaze takes it in another arc, downward, tossing the chair down on X's head. X is recovering, as Blaze runs off the side of the ramp and axe handles him, then grabs him, blasting his head against the railing, and then again, spinning and going for the ramp, but X's foot kicks forward, guarding  him from harm this time. X back elbows, then a second time, Blaze gets clipped in the jaw, but punches X in the gut, and then runs him back first into the rail. It scoots to some fans, and Blaze shoves some of their hands away as he drags X to his feet and runs him down along side of the ramp and to the ring.

Joey Kewl: "Blaze is just on fire right now. Too bad no one really knows why...?"

... Blaze, ringside, clubs X on the back as he's doubled over. X lunges forward, and grabs him by the waist, and hits an inverted atomic drop, Blaze hits his balls hard and staggers back, as X plunges a shoulder into his ribs and sends him back against the guardrail himself!  Blaze shakes some off as X tries to recover- X spins and sends a stiff foot to Blaze's face, catching him hard. Fans close OH and AH, looking away from the stiff hit. X takes Blaze by the back of the head, ripping him up to his feet, and then bashing it bbackwards into the steel steps! Blaze gets blasted once, twice, three times.

Trunks: "And Triple X is returning the hatred. What is even the history with these two? The Real deal?"

X backs off some as Scott is lain strewn across the steps. Then, he runs full blast, jumping and sending both knees ahead- Blaze rolls away and X crashes himself into the steel mess!!

Joey Kewl: "OOOOOOOOHHH... holy damn that loooks like a mistake in hindsight."

Trunks Kenni: "Well, Joey, you know when you're fighting for reasons unknown to the world you got alot to prove. Apparently."

Blaze is up, and as X holds his knees in pain, he picks up the steel steps. Inside the ring the ref, Teddy Longfeather, reaches out and holds it so Blaze cant use it! Blaze pulls, but Teddy yells No No! Blaze gets another shoulder, to his back, and lifted up and suplexed on the mat! Teddy yells for them to come in the ring now, but X's knees are hurt. He crawls up to the apron, and then into the ring, as Blaze rolls to his feet and slides- NO! BASEBALL SLIDE BY TRIPLE X!

Trunks Kenni: "And Blaze gets knocked to next Tuesday."

Blaze rolls, pushing up as X comes out and saunters over him. Blaze blasts up with a low blow, doubling him over then raking his eyes! X walks away turning his back on Blaze, and Blaze nails a chop block, through X's legs! X grimmaces in agony, and now, as X holds his knees above him, Blaze grabs a chair and shoving the bell ringer out of the way, stalks Triple X.

Joey Kewl: "Bad, bad news for Triple X!"

X pushes up to his feet, Blaze staying behind- X catches it on the Jumbotron and spins, guarding his head- but Blaze goes for his legs, slamming the edge of the chair into his knees! X howls, as Blaze opens the chair, and putting it around X's right leg. Blaze folds it up and goes for the steel steps, and BAM! X rolls in agaony, yelling, calling Blaze expletives, as Teddy comes out and threatens to DQ blaze.

Teddy Longfeather: "Get int he ring now! NOW SCOTT!"

Scott grabs X, chair still around his leg and rolls him into the ring. Blaze is in after and covers, as Teddy shakes his head and makes the count- ONE! TWO! NO! X gets a shoulder up!

Trunks: "Blaze was robbed, if Teddy would stop being a bleeding heart, he'd of got the three."

Joey Kewl: "Riiight."

Blaze jumps up and crashes his knees into the chair! Teddy goes nuts again. He's yelling and screaning at Blaze to stop, but is answered with a shove. Teddy points at Blaze, and goes to ring the bell! Blaze grabs his arm before he can make the motion!

Trunks Kenni: "Uh oh, I think Blaze just screwed himself!"

X gets his leg out of the chair, and then hunks himself up. He has the chair, and Teddy ducks, so Blaze spins in confusion and BAM! Blaze gets steel to the head, and he falls into teddy and into the corner!!

Joey Kewl: "The playing feild has just been leveled!"

Trunks Kenni: "AS HAS BLAZE!"

X grabs his legs and drags him to the center of the ring, and rolls a cover- ONE! TWO! THR- NO!! Blaze kicks, and his eyes are even glazed, and X's wild with pain in his legs, but they race up- Blaze kicks the leg out from under X, and X falls on his back. He drives an elbow into his gut, and X grabs him and puts on a choke, grapevining the legs!! A Katahajime like move, and Blaze is flailing around!!!

Joey Kewl: "No where for Blaze to go! No where!"

Blaze sends his fist into X's knee cap, and X yelps. Then again. He grabs it and digs his fingers, as X howls, letting go but Blaze wont. He flips X down onto his stomach, and then applies the "Fading Glory"... as X flails in pain, and Blaze yells, the tap comes.

Harold Binkle: "Your winner by tap out... SCOTT BLAZE!"

Blaze wont let go, and Teddy's getting pissed, trying to pull him off, and calling for more refs.

Trunks Kenni: "Triple X, in his first match, in emborioled in something he might not have understood he was walking into!"