Backstage, Johnny Askin is with Tony Rich, the sexiest man in Reno- NEIGH! THE WERLD!!!!! They don't know they're on yet, and Tony is flexing.

Tony Rich: "This is how you get the girls, John. They love the guns. Big guns, small guns, especially guns that shoot blanks because then they don't have to worry about getting fat and stretched out with some kid."

Johnny Askin: "I get it- really I do. I've been the the gym but I get so distracted by the women there, you know?"

Tony Rich: "That's why I do Tae Bo at home. I just can't think with so much sweaty pussy around me-"

Stagehand: "PST! We're on!"

Johnny Askin: "Hello fans, backstage with Tony Rich- who does not have a mat-"

Tony Rich: "I'll take it from here, John. Good job. You see I made a Close Encounter of the Sexual kind earlier this week and I have yet to see anyone sign my clipboard. All i got was-"

BAM! From the side, someone clocks Tony Rich upside the head with a double axe handle! Rich falls to the floor, and the camera catches him- Darren Smith!

Darren Smith: "You think you cute, saying n***** on TV? Son, you abouts ta get a beatin!"

Darren blasts away with kicks as Johnny begs him to stop.

Darren Smith: "You shut up you whiney little white boy!"

Johnny Askin: "AHHH! HES GONNA STEAL MY CAR STEREO!"

Johnny runs off to safety, as Rich gets toasted backstage by Darren Smith. He blasts away with clubs and kicks, and Tony's getting a black beatdown, when all the sudden, someone else comes up.

???: WHAT DA F***?"

Bobbie Jay walks out and Darren freezes. His fist falls and he stands up straight. He and Bobbie Jay stare each other down.

Darren Smith: "I'm hammering this foo'."

Bobbie Jay: "That ain't cool, nigga. It's time to STOP the hate. Not reciprocate. You feels me?"

Darren Smith: "Hell nah!"

Bobbie Jay: "F*** yes, nigga. Dis is TONY RICH motherf***er. Tony f***ing Rich. You know what that means?"

Darren Smith: "... no?"

Bobbie Jay: "Dat means... Imma his numbah one fan nigga!"

PUNCH! Darren gets it to the side of the head, and staggers, as Bobbie blasts away and fights him off!! Darren, confused, makes an escape as Bobbie reaches down to help Rich up.

Tony Rich: "Is the bad man gone?"

Bobbie Jay: "It's alright, aight? It's all aight."

Rich realizes who it is- as the camera freezes, and fades to black.