We open ringside where the fans are all sitting in their seats, waiting for something hep to happen. Then "I Want To Be President" hits over the speakers, and Hamid walks out of the backstage holding a microphone in his hand. He slaps hands with a couple fans, until he gets to the steps, where he gets into the ring. He raises the microphone up as his music dies out.

Hamid: "Hello San Antonio, and welcome to another edition of Rage! But right now, I have something else at mind to speak to you about. Yep, Fade 2 Black is our next pay-per-view. Now it was scheduled to happen three weeks from now, but for some odd reason the arena was booked for a bingo tournament. Don't ask my why. But since it's booked that night, instead of pushing the event back, I pushed it a week BEFORE! Which seems to be the time Nic E Dangerously gets off of his vacation. Oops. But don't worry, I have a welcome back present for him. At Fade 2 Black, Nic E Dangerously will be facing NED..."

The fans are going nuts now, but Hamid's not even done!

Hamid: "In an FTW Cage match!"

WHOA HOLY EFFING SHIT! The fans are completely ecstatic, but some people aren't. "Megadef" by Styles of Beyond bumps over the speakers as the Jerm and Rot walk out from behind the curtains. The Jerm raises the mic he has in his hand up.

Jerm: "Whoa! What the Hell are you thinking, Hamid? What makes you think you can do that?"

Hamid: "I could ask the very same to you."

The Jerm is getting red in the face, Hamid is really breaking his balls right now!

Jerm: "Y'know what? I'm not going to get mad about this, Haha... no. You see, I'm going to roll with the punches, if you will. I'm going to add a stipulation. If Cross loses in the FTW... I mean... WHEN he loses in the FTW Cage, He will have to join my side. He will have to be a teamplayer for the Jerm!"

Rot is clapping his hands while making sure not to hit the Television championship that rests on his shoulder. Hamid is smiling though, he doesn't seem mad about the Jerm's stip.

Hamid: "Yeah okay, you can have your stips. And I'll have mine. At Fade 2 Black, if Cross wins... erm... WHEN he wins he will have his eGold spot back. Oh, and then where will Nic E Dangerously be? Bloodied, bruised, and STILL without a eGold plaque."

The fans are going nuts, but the Jerm isn't so.

Jerm: "What? NO! THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! I WON'T LET IT! NO!"

Hamid: "Then throw your stip out the window too then, because I'm not going to allow it!"

Jerm: "I swear to GOD... not Allah... GOD that I'm going to get you one of these days, Hamid! You better just watch your back. Oh and, I will find a way to get that stip into play!"

Hamid is still all smiles, as he approaches the ropes, and points at the Jerm.

Hamid: "And I'll find a way to get mine into play, McMillion."