James McKnight and BJ are in the ring holding their tag team titles as the Jumbo Tron flickers to life showing the challengers completely laid out backstage.

Joey: What happened to Loose Cannon and BAM?

Trunks: I’d say someone took them out Joey.

Joey: O RLY!?

Trunks: IN THE RING! LOOK!

In the ring behind the tag champs with a steel chair is none other than Palsied.

Joey: What in the world is this all about?!

Palsied rushes behind the two and lays BJ out with a chair shot to the back that sends him forward through the ropes and out to the floor. James McKnight turns around and Palsied busts him in the face with the steel weapon. McKnight goes down and starts bleeding from the forehead. Palsied holds the chair up above his head looking down at James who has blood tricking down into his eyes and down his nose as he rolls over trying to get up. Palsied pulls a mic out from his back pocket and kicks McKnight back down stepping on his chest.

Palsied: First of all I’d like to thank Mr. Kilo for taking out the trash backstage, now. Let me guess, you all want to know why I just busted this lameass open and knocked Mr. Kill Whitey out there on his ass. Well then I’ll give you an answer. You two as the tag team champions is a freaking JOKE! So in two weeks at Wrestle FREAKING Palooza I’m issuing a challenge to you James McKnight. Me and you one on one, and after I beat you, and believe me I WILL beat you. Me and a partner of my choosing will get a tag team title match. There’s no yes or no about this.

Palsied bends over staring at McKnight’s bloody face.

Palsied: It’s just gonna happen.

Palsied drops the mic on McKnight’s chest then darts straight forward with a suicide dive holding the chair out in front of him smashing into BJ like a torpedo on the floor. Palsied lands on his feet like a cat and back steps up the aisle pointing down at the fallen tag champs and mouthing off.