We are backstage and we see Tony Rich surrounded by young beautiful screaming women.
Tony: “Whoa, whoa, there’s plenty of me to go around ladies.?/FONT>
Fan #2: “We love you!!?/FONT>
Tony: “Ya, I love me too. Where did all you ladies come from by the way??/FONT>
Fan #5: “We’re part of the Rich Brothers fan club!?/FONT>
Tony: “Sweeeeeeet.?/FONT>
Fan #11: “You have to meet the president of our fan club, she’s your biggest fan!?/FONT>
Tony: “Ah, it’s so good to be me.?/FONT>
Just then the lovely ladies part and there’s this god damn 500 pound behemoth standing there grinning like she’s at an all you can eat buffet.
Tony’s biggest fan: “I LOVE YOU! GIVE MOMMA SOME SUGAR!?/FONT>
Tony: “THAR SHE BLOWS!?/FONT>
The large and in charge lady starts waddling towards Tony as fast as she can.
Tony’s biggest fan: “Momma wants her baby!?/FONT>
Tony starts running like hell.
Tony: “Save me girls! Harpoon that whale for your Man-God!?/FONT>
All the women along with Tony’s biggest fan start chasing after him as he runs like hell away from his biggest fan.