We are backstage and we see Tony Rich surrounded by young beautiful screaming women.
Tony: “Whoa, whoa, there’s plenty of me to go around ladies.�?/FONT>
Fan #2: “We love you!!�?/FONT>
Tony: “Ya, I love me too. Where did all you ladies come from by the way?�?/FONT>
Fan #5: “We’re part of the Rich Brothers fan club!�?/FONT>
Tony: “Sweeeeeeet.�?/FONT>
Fan #11: “You have to meet the president of our fan club, she’s your biggest fan!�?/FONT>
Tony: “Ah, it’s so good to be me.�?/FONT>
Just then the lovely ladies part and there’s this god damn 500 pound behemoth standing there grinning like she’s at an all you can eat buffet.
Tony’s biggest fan: “I LOVE YOU! GIVE MOMMA SOME SUGAR!�?/FONT>
Tony: “THAR SHE BLOWS!�?/FONT>
The large and in charge lady starts waddling towards Tony as fast as she can.
Tony’s biggest fan: “Momma wants her baby!�?/FONT>
Tony starts running like hell.
Tony: “Save me girls! Harpoon that whale for your Man-God!�?/FONT>
All the women along with Tony’s biggest fan start chasing after him as he runs like hell away from his biggest fan.