Dog Haiku I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Mailman fiend - come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot
Sniff this and weep.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.
I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss -
well, maybe catching cats.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.
Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
You may call them fleas,
But they are far more - I call
Them a vocation.
My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet. I blow a big one.
The cat is not all
Bad - she fill the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.
-Author Unknown-
"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened"
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