One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under
the shade of  a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold
to drink.
 
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked,
'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'
 
The blonde said it was hers.
 
'Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer said.
 
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied
up under that shade tree.'
 
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be
bred.'
 
'No way,' said the bl
onde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry
'cause I fed her this morning.'
 
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog
wants to have sex!'
 
 
(You gotta love this) ....
 


 



 



 The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always
wanted a police dog.'