The United States Government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation
Halts production
Destroys the next generation
Protects a bunch of pricks#$, and
Gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! |
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