LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road 
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived 
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy ....  
   ... you just hoped nobody ever found out!