Here are a few things to think about that you may or may not have ever
thought about:

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will
they fire you?

How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license,
why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked
for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of coconut....why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

 

Why do we say "Take a leak," when we are actually leaving it?