"And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
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woody allen could do a better job at it! LOL!
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