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From: MSN Nickname--R-  (Original Message)Sent: 4/7/2003 2:57 PM
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York.  One sat in the widow seat and the other  sat in the middle seat.  Just before take-off, an American  got on and took the aisle seat. 
 
After take-off the American kicked his shoes off and wiggled his toes and was setting in,when the Arab at the window-seat said; I think I'll get up and get a beer.

No problem said the American, I'll get it for you.   While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the Americans shoe and spit in it.  When he returned with a beer the other Arab said, "that looks good, I think I'll have one too."  Again the American obligingly went to get it and while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spit in it.   
 
When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
as the plane was landing the American slipped his feet into his shoes, and knew immediately what had happened.  He looked at the 2 Arabs & asked, "Why does it have to be this way?  How long must this go on?  This fighting between our nations?  This hatred?   This animosity??    THIS SPITTING IN SHOES & PISSING IN BEERS?
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