This one is for all of you who either:

a) have kids or one on the way
b) had kids who have now grown
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was having a
wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her
fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"  pretending
to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.  When I returned, my
daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated
look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"